Throw Something at the Person Above

[Icey Dominus]

The curtain falls and the Prof appears with to say "THAT'S ALL FOLKS" but he dosnt have time as a big cartoon like hammer and knocks the Prof out. Icey appears in the Profs place, with a wink an a smile "AND that's really all folks"

[Tef]

Throws a scaled model of the Audi S5 at Icey. This is gonna be my future car for sure.

[professor whovianart]

i see tef admiring modern automotive toys, i sneak up on him, and wrap a whole lot of dynamite around him, light the fuse, and throws him under icey, BOOOOM they both go "they blowed up real good, yup yup", i then truly say "that`s all folks", t.v. series was canceled due to too much fur flying in the air causing dander issues.

i then walk into the sunset.


(which of course incinerates me to a crisp, such a stupid rabbit).

[Tef]

It's bloody raining! *throws umbrellas and ponchos at everyone*

[professor whovianart]

i dust myself off (ha ha) just in time to catch an umbrella and a poncho, i put the poncho on (looking very clint eastwood like) then turn the umbrella upside down, catch the bloody rain, go to a small town, and make all you dirty furries paint your building with the blood (vengeance is had)

[Tef]

Blood? Hm...I'll substitute that with a load of kimchi.
*throws a tubful of kimchi at the prof, covering him in pickled vegetables marinated in red spicy sauce.

[professor whovianart]

but but but... that was my new suit.... you DOG.....   i throw three porcupines at you.

[Tef]

*yelps in pain* Ow! *whips out a pair of tough gardening gloves, and a hatchet, before cutting down a prickly cactus and throwing it at the prof*

[professor whovianart]

oh no, not the cactus says the rabbit, not the cactus (anyone heard the brer rabbit story?), being a cactus ninja, i boomerang it right back to source, where just after the porcupine quills are removed, 'plaaff' poor tef gets hit by the cactus, sometimes it`s just a dogs day of doomed proportions.

mess with the best, ya pain with he rest.

[Tef]

Owowowowowow!
*throws self with prickly cacti and porcupine punjis sticking out of his fur at the prof, glomping the prof down!*

[professor whovianart]

youch, okay okay, i call myself dead, happy now?,

now just leave me alone, so i can focus my being just long enough, i then resurrect my self elsewhere, safe from all harm  :-3


you know i think these predators exist just to pick on us rabbits, what did we ever do... well other than try and rule the entire universe.

[Whitefoot]

Throws the ebola virus plush at the Prof and Tef:



What, you thought I was making that up?

[Tef]

Ebola....OH SHIT IT'S THE VIRAL HEMORRHAGIC FEVER VIRUS!!!!

*insert Pokémon battle music!*

Whitefoot sent out Ebola Virus!

Tef sends out the Lujo Virus!
Tef throws the Lujo virus at Whitefoot and the prof!

[professor whovianart]

hey, viral plushies, i like these, i have built up quite the immunity to them, and on the lujo, it turns out i am the 1 in 5 that it has no effect on  :), so they do nothing to me, nhaa nhaa....  but for such nice thoughts, i return the ebola to whitefoot, and the lujo to tef, but since both diseases touched, the ebola and lujo cross infected each other, so good luck you two  :evil:


at all the cons i`ve gone to the last few years, someone always as one, and get people to take photos of themselves with the plushies, great fun, first time it was syphilis, then black plague and flesh eating disease, this year i think it`s the avian flu.

[Tef]

Ach!

Throws a canine strain of influenza at the prof.