THE most important question you will ever be asked!

Started by Ember, June 22, 2009, 09:05:14 PM

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Alright guys, I put to you the most important question of our generation.  You are in the midst of the initial outbreak of a zombie crisis. You may choose either a horse or a motorbike  Which do you choose and why?

Horse
Motorbike
Bullet into own head

Ember


Sheenah

#1
I'd have to pick the horse.
Its fairly reliable...it can survive eating grass, and if you are adept at reading them they can signal an attack...to go even further it's possible for a horse to defend you.
The only down side i can see would be if one of you got injured but i can see that being a problem as well if you were riding a motorcycle.

Star Wonder

Horse because when zombies would take over, how would we get gas to keep fueling the bike? Plus you're looking at oil, break downs, and so on. I know I own a bike. ^_^ And you can breed horses so you have a supply of them!

Sheenah


Kithop

But what happens if the zombie-virus thing infects your horse? :O

I know a motorbike won't turn into a zombie and try to kill me. :P

Wyrd-Hotd

Quote from: Kithop on June 22, 2009, 09:27:21 PM
But what happens if the zombie-virus thing infects your horse? :O

I know a motorbike won't turn into a zombie and try to kill me. :P
*totally agree's* and gas is a non issue, no-ones using it anymore, so all you need is a pump (hand) at gas station's main tanks
"Even an angel can end  up fallin' dont you cry because your crawlin' start again, its a beautiful morning for satellites"

Sheenah

As i understand it has no such effects on animals...just death. Which would be quite fatal for you but I'm willing to take my chances with that. Horses can still cover more ground and out maneuver a bike.

Unition

Well, you can't eat a motorbike when it breaks down and becomes useless, so...

;)

Carthage

Definitely the horse.

As was already mentioned, the horse can survive on grass.
The horse is an alternative food source if it comes to that.
The horse can be taught to signal danger.
The horse is a companion, so if you don't meet another person for days at least you have your horse to talk to.
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Unition

You know it's funny, on my way home today I ran into someone on horseback...just clomping down the road past Walmart.  Great way to save on gas, I guess!

I wonder if it's legal in Burnaby though.

Elnath

I gotta say, zombie horse=not cool.

I think I'd have to motorbike it as far as I could then, well I'd say 'Hoof It' but thats just what I was trying to avoid.
I'm not going to count on a vehicle that doesn't protect me from all sides period.
A horse will spook and likely throw me off in to the zombies.
A motorbike I can at least control, so I say motorbike

Zythren

Horse ftw.

If I'm the only one htere, it's something to keep me company and talk to, or I'll go insane. X.x

Easy enough to take care of, senses danger, and can help fight for you.

And if my horse gets infected? Fuck it, I'll hot wire a car and make my way to a large hotel. Just cover up the doors and windows for the first couple floors and kill everything inside. There. I'm safe =]
I've said and done things I regret here, so I just don't do anything instead.

Hadlock

A motherfucking thick  steel plate Armored semi with  chain guns on top,  shatterproof class, Steel Bars on the outside and  around the Windows. Lots of Food, Water. Security cameras all over the Semi. Swords snd knifes welded to the side of the semi, Snow-Plow thing attached to the front.

AND a built in Bathroom!, hey  everyone's gotta go :P

so yah...who wants to join me? :3


Vanilla Skunk

And the waste left in the septic tank shal be used as ammo. :P

Personally, I don't think I'd be in much danger...  the zombies waddling around muttering BRRRAAAAIIINNNNSSS would come across me, and push me aside...

Orion

Motorbikes can't be rendered useless if a zombie bites them
My bark is worse than my bite.