Naniamo old pirate law

Started by Lt ReiStark, June 25, 2011, 04:44:40 AM

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Lt ReiStark

What many people don't know is that Naniamo used to be known for smugglers and even late pacific pirates, and many old laws are still in effect there from when the town was born over one hundred yeas ago in the 1860s, the outlaws provided some pocket money income into the town that was a mining town at the time.

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actually confirmed bi-laws:

#1 You may carry a blade with you IF you are escorting a lady and you do not draw it unless your life or her's is in danger. BUT the blade must be visible, therefore not a concealed weapon.
(PS: it doesn't say your blade can't be a six foot claymore, or even a battle condition katana)

#2 Assault is legal if someone tells/dares you to attack them.
(you can't cause anything more than pain, breaking bones or anything like that still counts, but you can give them a bloody nose and a black eye)

#3 Your boat is allowed any flag without questions.
(This was to support the business the smugglers gave them)

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unconfirmed and are probably lies:

#1 You may carry explosives.
(Sorry but NOOOOO, thats just a dumb one)

#2 you can [censored] people if you warn them first.
(That started from the joke of yelling "Surprise" before you [Censored for forum rules] them)

#3 you can't call someone a "sinker"
(Made up insult about drowning)
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Temrin


Acco

I'd sorta like to see the specific bylaw numbers in question. ;p

Lt ReiStark

Quote from: Accophox on June 25, 2011, 02:23:50 PM
I'd sorta like to see the specific bylaw numbers in question. ;p

That is one thing i don't know *Sigh* i was told by a historian who does tours of ladysmith, it just came up one day.
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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AMZinthos

Quote from: Lt ReiStark on June 25, 2011, 04:44:40 AM
#1 You may carry a blade with you IF you are escorting a lady and you do not draw it unless your life or her's is in danger. BUT the blade must be visible, therefore not a concealed weapon.
(PS: it doesn't say your blade can't be a six foot claymore, or even a battle condition katana)


Unition


Lt ReiStark

Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Roffo

I'll be sure to bring my Tizona next time I go to Naniamo :3

Lt ReiStark

Quote from: Roffo on June 25, 2011, 11:38:54 PM
I'll be sure to bring my Tizona next time I go to Naniamo :3
Only if you are taking a lady somewhere.
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Selkit

Interesting to know. If I'm ever randomly trudging about Nanaimo, with female company, I could wear my gunto. Huh. Neat.

Zythren

I've said and done things I regret here, so I just don't do anything instead.

MurphyErasmus

What if I'm a lady, and I'm escorting myself somewhere?

Lt ReiStark

Quote from: MurphyErasmus on June 26, 2011, 12:31:15 AM
What if I'm a lady, and I'm escorting myself somewhere?
I don't think old pirate laws are politically correct >.>
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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PurpleVeggie

Is it gender specific to who's escorting the lady?
Quack :V

Lt ReiStark

Quote from: PurpleVeggie on June 26, 2011, 03:28:17 AM
Is it gender specific to who's escorting the lady?

I'm not sure but its probably a man escorting a woman, the women's rights movement didn't exist yet back then...
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

more will be added