How to jam my door?

[Sevrin]

well i know from experience that life gets much better when you move out, my relationship with my mother even improved quite a bit. (so you should do it as soon as you can)

[EmoFox]

ooh, you have one of THOSE crazy moms. :/
Has she given you a set list of any rules saying you can't have sex toys? Seems ridiculous to me. start bringing boys home, XD and when she confronts you about it tell her "Well if SOME ONE hadn't tossed out my sex toys, I wouldn't NEED any boys."

What you could do, hoping she hasn't actually thrown them in the garbage, is get them back under the pretense of selling them to a friend (grossness of sharing sex toys aside, please. some people will actually buy them.) to regain the money you spent on them and then just store them elsewhere. Or lock them in a chest.

[MurphyErasmus]

The most ridiculous thing is, I have girls over all the time (or I did before my current mate who does not live here fffff), and she didn't care. She knows I'm pretty sexually active.
I GUESS SEX TOYS ARE JUST NOT OKAY HUH
So I may start bringing boys home, just to make her wtf all over the place (i thot u were lesbian wut)
Got a locked box to put in the back of my closet, and I'm working on finding a job asap to try and remedy my situation.

[EmoFox]

if you need a good combo lock i got one!

[Neox]

The last time this sort of craziness occurred, I was sixteen. She punched me in the head and I wound up with a concussion.

Okay, that is NOT fucking cool.  Mother who gave you life and fed and clothed you or not, I think she forfeit her right to make rules the second she took a headshot at you.

Were it that you lived in the Wack, I'd offer for you to room with me when I move out of the place I'm currently in.  I'm sorry I misjudged your situation.  Inflicting bodily harm on someone when it wasn't your intent to do so to her is absolutely unacceptable to me.  Sure, my parents wailed on my backside with a belt or a wooden-spoon, and to this day I don't have a problem with those methods of discipline, but they never ever went over that. =\

[southpaw]

I wish i could help but none of my methods worked.. ever my father's last fight with me ended up with him having 3 broken ribs and me cowaring due to his enormous strength >.> (not even a joke this man is someone to truly be feared) anyways i dont know why i wrote that sorry only thing ive ever been able to do was try to take on myparents and if your considering it... dont do it it wont end well

[MurphyErasmus]

It's all good, Naetholix. ^^ Thanks for the kind thoughts, everyone.

I've rigged a couple different locks on a storage box, as well as bored a hole in one side to add a third lock. Bit time-consuming but hey, whatever works, right?

I'm also talking to my mother about a temporary situation, which will consist of her paying half my rent until such time as I can support myself outside the house or she deems me fit to return >.> However, if I last out another three months here, she'll be gone the whole summer, which is a good situation for both of us and usually gets us back into agreement.

I've sort of realized I've been a bit of a dickbutt lately, which contributes to her getting irritated with me.

Anyway, I've taken all of your suggestions into account, considered my plan of action, and I'm working through things as much as possible right now. Hopefully there'll be a change soon.

[Taiga]

I booby trapped the top of the door with Gatorade.  Had too many unwanted intrusions while I was out, and it only took one time and my privacy was mine again. :evil:

[Purplexity]

Use one of your Bad dragon toys to jam the door shut!