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Started by Renwaldo, February 12, 2011, 10:40:09 PM

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Sikkab

I used to work for EA. :3

Zen

You have my sympathies!

Lt ReiStark

Quote from: Renwaldo on February 13, 2011, 12:07:10 AM
Lt Reistark: I'll have to get you to help me with my pagan spring equinox goat roasting.

Well i don't know where you live but i can't go any farther than Victoria without Cash Money Moolah. i live in Ladysmith so im not really near any of the big furry areas. All i can say for now is that goat in a realy tough musky meat, i suggest you brine it first in salted water. also rosemary, thyme, and lemon are great with goat :)
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

more will be added

RainRat

I work for the Vancouver branch of a large software company based in Redmond, WA. I work on security software development.

Renwaldo

Quote from: Zen on February 13, 2011, 12:25:05 AM
I make video games.  I work with a small game company that makes a slew of different game titles across various platforms.  No, I do not work EA, nor do I work on Triple-A titles so it is unlikely that you will know my work.
Tell me about your work. What games have you made?  :)

EmoFox

Quote from: JestersKing on February 13, 2011, 12:23:12 AM
I'm a chef. Just graduating from school, so I'm not actually working right now (lost my job.. sucks)
Come this April, I'll probably be working on cruise ships, though. Whoohoo!

Nuuuu, No cruiseships for you until after July. :( Although def. looking forward to the free cruises! XD

Quote from: Renwaldo on February 13, 2011, 12:07:10 AM
Emofox: I bet you have a sezzy voice. I hear you have to have a sezzy voice for that line of work.  :P Do you get a lot of purvy old farts calling?

We get a lot of pervy old guys, and people who feel inadequate with their manhood calling. The pervy old guys have sick rapist child molesting fantasies,  :'( and the inadequates just want us to tell them how pathetic they are and how good it feels to have an insanely large (11+ inches) dick in us. :roll: Go figure.
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way you're right.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.

Lt ReiStark

Quote from: EmoFox on February 13, 2011, 12:43:12 AM
We get a lot of pervy old guys, and people who feel inadequate with their manhood calling. The pervy old guys have sick rapist child molesting fantasies,  :'( and the inadequates just want us to tell them how pathetic they are and how good it feels to have an insanely large (11+ inches) dick in us. :roll: Go figure.
AHAHAHA im sure a whole bunch of the guys i do "naughty RPs" with are under aged like me so they say they are 21 or so... like me... im a naughty little boy :3
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

more will be added

Renwaldo

Quote from: Lt ReiStark on February 13, 2011, 12:50:55 AM
Quote from: EmoFox on February 13, 2011, 12:43:12 AM
We get a lot of pervy old guys, and people who feel inadequate with their manhood calling. The pervy old guys have sick rapist child molesting fantasies,  :'( and the inadequates just want us to tell them how pathetic they are and how good it feels to have an insanely large (11+ inches) dick in us. :roll: Go figure.
AHAHAHA im sure a whole bunch of the guys i do "naughty RPs" with are under aged like me so they say they are 21 or so... like me... im a naughty little boy :3
Or they're purvy middle aged men with masculine insecurities and small penis complexes.  :P

EmoFox

oh no, i mean like raping little kids who are like 8 or under, :/ and these guys generally say their mid forties. I don't mind the fantasies so much, it's when they're like "yeah, I made my 6 year old daughter touch my cock and jerk me off it was sooo good" apparently my boss doesn't actually care that going along with such calls is, y'know, illegal. :\ he's such a pimp.
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way you're right.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.

FurryJackman

Quote from: RainRat on February 13, 2011, 12:33:29 AM
I work for the Vancouver branch of a large software company based in Redmond, WA. I work on security software development.

Let me guess... Microsoft.

This means you're responsible for stuff like Windows Updates and Microsoft Security Essentials?

RainRat

Quote from: FurryJackman on February 13, 2011, 04:38:35 AM
Quote from: RainRat on February 13, 2011, 12:33:29 AM
I work for the Vancouver branch of a large software company based in Redmond, WA. I work on security software development.

Let me guess... Microsoft.

This means you're responsible for stuff like Windows Updates and Microsoft Security Essentials?

Second one, yes.

Renwaldo

I got to be honest Rat, your job sounds really boring.  :-\

Kithop

Hey, don't knock it - MSE is actually pretty damned good, from what I hear - so much so that rather than getting people to install AVG or Avast or any one of those other free AV suites (or especially pay for the bloatware that is Norton/McAfee/Trend/etc.) a lot of my Windows-admin'ing friends actually recommend just using MSE instead.

Of course, I'm a UNIX guy so it's kind of moot, but at least MS is trying to do something about it. :p

Renwaldo

I think I may understand on some level what it is you are saying...

Unition

Quote from: Renwaldo on February 13, 2011, 11:50:09 AM
I got to be honest Rat, your job sounds really boring.  :-\

Here's an action shot of Rat at work defeating viruses: