Google says that BC furries are borderline illiterate.

Started by Ember, February 10, 2011, 08:56:15 PM

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Zythren

Quote from: Lt ReiStark on February 12, 2011, 02:03:33 AM
I just gotta say to all peoples: i wrote the commandments, they are mine, the athority to wield them comes from my ego. if you doubt my power GTFO.
Lol wow gtfo ego
I've said and done things I regret here, so I just don't do anything instead.

drewdle

Quote from: Selkit on February 11, 2011, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: Drake Wingfire on February 11, 2011, 03:25:52 PM
Oh wow, a finding based on INTERNET talk :P Seriously, this is the internet, not a lot of people bother to make forum posts or 2 sentence long luls as refined as a novel or a college acceptance speech :P

In other words, even if the findings are 100% accurate, who gives a flying shit lol

I personally give a shit. If you truncate your postings to the point where data is stripped and extra-lingual parsing needed to glean a message from the net-chaff, it defeats the purpose of shortening your statements in the first place. This is not a real-time method of communication like IRC or a teletype. You have time to revise, evaluate and refine what you are saying. Unfortunately, the fact that so many of you choose not to, is a bit disheartening, though not terribly surprising. Do try to take at least a small measure of pride in your literacy, and your ability to communicate globally. Trivializing it, is a bit crass at best.

This.

Selkit

Quote from: Lt ReiStark on February 12, 2011, 02:03:33 AM
I just gotta say to all peoples: i wrote the commandments, they are mine, the athority to wield them comes from my ego. if you doubt my power GTFO.

Power? Mostly, I just see an obnoxious un-medicated sixteen year old, using Asperger's or ADHD as an excuse, periodically blurting nonsense. It really reflects poorly on your age group, given the maturity other sixteen year olds have exhibited on these forums. You may want to look at stowing a bit of that inflated ego, Rei; You're having a spot of trouble fitting through social barriers with it deployed.

Renwaldo

Now that is a bit uncalled for. We were just kidding around.  :-\ ???


EmoFox

Quote from: Lt ReiStark on February 12, 2011, 02:03:33 AM
I just gotta say to all peoples: i wrote the commandments, they are mine, the athority to wield them comes from my ego. if you doubt my power GTFO.

Power of what? Annoyance? Oh no, I'm so afraid. :roll:
Did your mother not teach you if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way you're right.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.

Lt ReiStark

Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

more will be added

Lt ReiStark

Quote from: Selkit on February 12, 2011, 01:12:44 PM
Quote from: Lt ReiStark on February 12, 2011, 02:03:33 AM
I just gotta say to all peoples: i wrote the commandments, they are mine, the athority to wield them comes from my ego. if you doubt my power GTFO.

*A bunch of random points with no theme or logic*

how would you know? you've never met me, and you don't know anything about me.
how do you know why or how i think or talk the way i do, this is the way life had sculped me, and i don't care about your oppinions on me with your rich princess attitude. i make jokes, my jokes are satire of life and people, they are to the point. now GET OVER IT? KAY THANKS!
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

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Sikkab

Legit poster gets called a troll.
Troll's bluff gets called.
Troll pulls self defence card.
Troll feints.

Lt ReiStark

Less cares are given about what other people on the INTERNET say about me than actual sweepstakes grand prizes, so if you're lucky you get like one at most. im sorry if i offend people at times, and i acualy DO have aspergers syndrom and most people don't know what they are talking about when they bring it up, i've been living with it for years and it doesn't get any less hard when your gripe on about it, its hard for ME to understand what offends you guys, and for that im sorry im trying to work through my problems.
now people drop it, its over lets not bicker over the fact i have a blunt form of humor,

I think the reason they say we have such a low reading level is just chat speak and typos.
but who cares if thats what google says, 4chan says we're all a bunch of sex freaks, and thats not true at all.
:) :) :) :D :D :D :) :) :)  :thumbs:

now if you wish to learn about what aspergers syndrom is actualy like then give me a shout. trust me House and all those other things you see on the news and other things are coming from people who dont know what they are talking about. :D
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

more will be added

Selkit

I'm sorry Rei, but I do not buy into your usual excuse about Asperger's syndrome justifying your behavior. You've been appallingly immature in nearly every situation I've seen you in on these forums. It reflects poorly on me, and on other "sufferers" (I hardly think I suffer from something I've long since learned to get under control), when people use Asperger's as a label umbrella. In my case, I have been confirmed as a high functioning autistic, by two different psychiatric doctors. Not a developmental disorder, but a full-on "disability" by federal standards. It does not excuse any poor behavior of mine. Simply starring out profanity that you're casually slinging at other forum members does not change the intent behind your random outbursts, likewise. Please show a little tact and grace for once. Having not met you, it's especially important that you do so, as your communications strongly influence my first and following opinions of you as a person.

In plain English? Chill out and grow up. No one was personally attacking you until you chose to go spastic.