Tell me something embarassing!

[Zythren]

I'm ashamed.

[mediar]

 :birdy:

[AMZinthos]

:birdy:

That bird is not related to the topic your post is invalid.

And to make sure my post in valid:

At AC 2010 I was looking for a after shave in a drug store completely unrelated to furries or the con. I got someone from the store to help me and she was saying "The furries are ok but some people over react. Someone last year made a huge scene because someone touched her ears or something etc etc" Then she mentioned "There seems to be a lot of bi and homosexual people, not that it bothers me but I just find it weird" yeah right it doesn't bother you at all *cough* at this moment I didn't know what to say when my 2 hotel room mates (who kinda are together) come over asking what I was doing. They noticed the store lady and asked her "Where can we find condoms lubricants and stuff?"  She just pointed the way and quickly walked away with her head down.

It was fantastic

[Vanilla Skunk]

Yes it is!  He's getting screwed by a curved dildo attatched to a drill.  Why do you think his head's doing that? :P

[Sikkab]

Oh murr?

To stay on topic, I'm a furry. :<

[Sairys]

Well this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to me(one of them) *blushes* Well at MFF (midwest furfest) I was invited to a party by a friend of mine on sunday night. While there I somehow I got roped into being the assistant bartender for the party/birthday thingy. Not knowing the first thing about making drinks except to make them taste good & not to mix the booze but by then only thing left was tequilia and random mixers. So to test out combinations I made a sample drink for myself. In no time flat had a lineup of requests but getting a little drunk myself. I ended up later making out with a friend of mine and no thats not the embarrassing part. After I head to bed and fall into a deep sleep. Then waking up very ill making my way to the bathroom, to do my stuff, but it dawns on me that this wasnt my room........seems I decided to sleepwalk drunk out of my hotel room thru the corridors only in my boxers  :-[ , found out shortly later that it was a friend of a friend room.

[Neox]

Sairys, your story is golden!  Drunk embarrassment stories are always the best. =P

I was sitting here trying to drum up an embarrassment story for myself and I realized that I never get embarrassed... even if things I say generate an awkward silence I always come up with something like "PFFF YOU GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS," or something. XD

But I do have a story that was pretty embarrassing for my boss, on my behalf.  Couple years ago at the plant I work in, my department saw a myriad of employees coming and going because one guy died, 2 got fired and 1 was in rehab for a year.  Needless to say, we had a bunch of newbies show up and one of them was a real piece of work.  He was alright to start off, but he was an old guy, and thought he knew ALL the tricks of the trade even though he'd never even seen a blowmolder before (the name of the machines I work on).  I'd already been there for 2 years so I kinda knew what I was doing by that time, and he was one of those guys who hated having a youngster boss him around.  We got in a couple of arguments where I reminded him that HE was the one being trained and he needed to know his place or I was gonna get all tactical on his ass.

After a while, I was hauled into the office at the beginning of my shift.  ALL of the management team was in there, even the HR manager and the supply-chain director from Guelph, Ont.  I was like "Oh crap this is some srs bidness."

"Steve, we want to show you something."  They showed me a picture taken of Sidel 1's preform elevator--essentially a long, continuous belt with paddles used to convey our raw-materials from a hopper into the machine's feeding-system.  We had the guard at the bottom of the elevator removed because it kept jamming and sometimes needed a manual assist to get it moving again, so you could see the paddles as it went around the roller.  Someone wrote, in black felt "Steve is gay" on one of the paddles, so every time the belt made a full revolution, that paddle passed over the open roller and you could see it.

I immediately laughed, which surprised a couple of the brass because they thought I'd be all pissed off and angry.

My manager spoke: "Steve, we just want you to know that we're taking this very seriously.  We already know it's [ex employee mentioned above] and this could be the final straw for him.  But it doesn't matter who it is--this is absurd and we know that nobody here wants to be called 'gay.'"

I chuckled.  "But I AM gay." (I'm actually bi, but if someone describes me as being gay I won't argue with the fact.)

At this point, my manager's bosses looked at him and THEY all started to chuckle.  He tries to recover:

"Well.. most people who AREN'T wouldn't appreciate it, and I... didn't know.  My apologies."  Didn't stop his face from turning bright red. XP