Noob question. What is the doghouse?

SilverWolf · July 10, 2009, 12:49:41 AM

I feel silly asking this, but since I am new to the Vancouver furry community, I don't know what the doghouse is X-x I've seen people talk about it and I was just curious.

Acco · July 10, 2009, 01:22:22 AM

More or less a house of furries (mostly canine) located somewhere in surrey.

Ember · July 10, 2009, 07:44:34 AM

#1 - The first rule of the Doghouse is, you do not talk about the Doghouse.

#2 - The second rule of the Doghouse is, you DO NOT talk about the Doghouse

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the yiff is over.

#4 - Two guys to a yiff. (Unenforced rule)

#5 - One yiff at a time. (Unenforced)

#6 - No shirts at shirts off o clock, no pants at pants off o clock.

#7 - Yiffs will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at the Doghouse, you have to yiff.

Ember · July 10, 2009, 07:48:47 AM

The above is just a joke btw, it is not overly sexual over there, don't take it serious :p

EpicurYeen · July 10, 2009, 09:43:28 AM

Hmm, and what would you do to deviants who circumvent the rules? I have never yiffed at the Doghouse.

Quote from: Ember on July 10, 2009, 07:44:34 AM
#8 - If this is your first night at the Doghouse, you have to yiff.

Ember · July 10, 2009, 09:57:57 AM

It's okay, so long as ((number of people) / 2) yiffs happen in a night it's fine. Other people took up the slack!

Marfles · July 10, 2009, 10:09:56 AM

*yiffs Ember*

Unition · July 10, 2009, 10:16:35 AM

Tyler steps back. A short guy, RICKY, and a GOATEED MAN
take off shirts and shoes and step to the center.

JACK (V.O.)
This kid, Ricky -- supply clerk --
couldn't remember whether you ordered
pens with blue ink or black ink ...

The two furries circle, then begin YIFFING...

JACK (V.O.)
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes
last week when he yiffed an actuary
twice his size.

Harder, faster YIFFS between the two. SWEAT flies.
SHOUTS become DEAFENING. Ricky's getting the best of
Goateed Man, POUNDING him...

JACK (V.O.)
Sometimes all you could hear were
flat, hard packing sounds over the
yelling, or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath and
sprayed...

GOATEED MAN
(spittle-lipped)
Ssssstop... !

Marfles · July 10, 2009, 10:29:21 AM

Heyyyyyyy I shaved my goatee! :o

Ember · July 10, 2009, 01:37:20 PM

haha what a coincidence, I shaved off mine this morning :p

dragonmanmike · July 10, 2009, 03:08:46 PM

*facepalm* I have a bad feeling about visiting the doghouse

Marfles · July 10, 2009, 04:42:00 PM

Quote from: Ember on July 10, 2009, 01:37:20 PM
haha what a coincidence, I shaved off mine this morning :p

D:
I liked that shaggy doo look :-\

Torwin · July 10, 2009, 04:44:48 PM

....

Try not to get a bad image of the House, Basically, it's a large 6 bedroom house that myself and Ruggz aquired. I rent out rooms to 5 other furs. It's the only one of it's kind left in BC and is mostly drama free due to my fur sceening process. It's not as bad here as everyone says, it's a very laidback and comfortable enviroment, with lot's of room for snuggling, lol. People stop in and hang out all the time but nothing gets too crazy usually. I run and maintain the place. Along with me and my mate Jessica Wolf, there's Lemony, Jack, Sairys, Orion, and Ruggz living here atm.

So don't get the wrong idea, I run a pretty tight ship :P

Cheers

~Tor~

dragonmanmike · July 10, 2009, 04:56:07 PM

@ Torwin I figured as much Torwin, I was just making fun of what Ember said :P Though you might have some competition on being the only furry house in BC soon ha ha ha, I and 4 other furs are looking to do the same thing as you did, though minus the actual buying of the house, we are simply going to rent. Though we actually have to find a place to live first.

SilverWolf · July 11, 2009, 12:47:15 AM

Thanks for letting me know everyone XD I love that you used Fight Club, haha. Maybe someday I'll drop by if it's okay ;) But only after I get my fursuit XD Lol, thanks again guys.