FREE CHEESE

[Sevrin]

Oh god no, professor, you're like a mad scientist that doesn't know he's mad, the radiation would only make it stronger! although I guess it'd probably end up being the best saganaki in Nagasaki!

[professor whovianart]

danish cheese cooked greek style in a nuclear hit Japanese city, and you call me mad.....

[Sevrin]

It was your idea to irradiate the cheese! and considering I already set it on fire cooked it, the whole idea was pretty much yours!
First I'm gonna have to get it back from Draco though, I imagine he's lying dead on a floor somewhere...

[professor whovianart]

now wait a cotton pickin minute, let`s get this clear, it was your idea to give this supposed vile stuff away rather than shooting it off into space (likely causing an intergalactic war), and looking back on the thread, it`s quite clear that the radiation was added before you cooked it, for you know that cooking things change the molecular structure of stuff, and now your trying to blame me for murdering a dragon, i`ve watched those cheesy mysteries on t.v., this is the classic case of you attempting to set me up for a vile deed you may be planning yourself, and what do you have against dragons anyways???

oh i know, you thought it would look random, with you posting this for anyone, but you knew that dragons cannot help themselves when it comes to fragrant cheese, it makes their wing flutter.

i am sure you would love to get the cheese back, as to try get other dragons to eat a piece of this creation of yours, do you have some secret dragon killing danish ancestry?, i`d maybe best warn my duncan dragon friends to not eat anything sent to them by post.