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Katsuke · July 29, 2011, 12:49:34 AM

I heard mozzies like Bananas. xD Something about the oil in it or..or...something!

There were news in my country that they released a bunch of...mutant mosquitos... whereby their lifespans are really short to reproduce and..make more mutant mozzies. :I
No idea..if..y'know...something might go wrong in it. Lol zombie, giant mosquitos.

But yeah, mozzies are everywhere where I am. xD
I have to sleep under a mozzie net - leaving the windows open at night is suicide. :B (Sometimes tho, I wake up and see a really fat, bloated, satisfied mozzie who already made quite a snack of me somewhere inside the net. :C Smack em and go they "PLOP". Eew! xD )

Have this repellant where mozzies fly into it and get stuck, as they are attracted to the UV light... Also have this iPhone app that creates some..high-pitched soundwaves that supposedly annoys mosquitos but I am unsure whether this works well as I still feel them bumping into my skin. :I

kohl · July 29, 2011, 01:51:09 AM

I heard the same thing about bananas. Eat them and mosquitos are after you.

The mosquitos keep going after my fingers >.< and I hear them flying around my ears at night.

PurpleVeggie · July 29, 2011, 02:20:59 AM

D: The banana thing makes me think of The Series of Unfortunate Events movie, can't remember if it was a banana in the book too.

The three huge bites on the back of my left leg are FINALLY fading, but now I've got two new bites on my BACK.
So yeah, squitoes are terrible people. They don't have to die though, unless they come near humans.

Wyrd-Hotd · July 29, 2011, 04:07:49 AM

i work outside :D oh wait... >.=.< They are EVIL :/ me hates em. they are attracted to strong smells, i have found that not wearing cologne to work has drastically reduced the amount of bites i have ^.=.^

H u nn Y · July 29, 2011, 01:56:33 PM

Quote from: Katsuke on July 29, 2011, 12:49:34 AM
I heard mozzies like Bananas. xD Something about the oil in it or..or...something!

There were news in my country that they released a bunch of...mutant mosquitos... whereby their lifespans are really short to reproduce and..make more mutant mozzies. :I
No idea..if..y'know...something might go wrong in it. Lol zombie, giant mosquitos.

But yeah, mozzies are everywhere where I am. xD
I have to sleep under a mozzie net - leaving the windows open at night is suicide. :B (Sometimes tho, I wake up and see a really fat, bloated, satisfied mozzie who already made quite a snack of me somewhere inside the net. :C Smack em and go they "PLOP". Eew! xD )

Have this repellant where mozzies fly into it and get stuck, as they are attracted to the UV light... Also have this iPhone app that creates some..high-pitched soundwaves that supposedly annoys mosquitos but I am unsure whether this works well as I still feel them bumping into my skin. :I

lol "PLOP" XD gross... but funny/awesome lol x'D I've never seen a really fat, bloated, satisfied mozzie :/ how big wuz it? x3 also, as to the app, it does work if you do it right, by leaving it on the ledge of your window, and plugged into the recharger; it kills your batteries, lol xD my friend tried once, worked pretty well, then he removed it and they started to fly into the room one at a time :l it was a bloody massacre never to be told again.......................................................................... (no, not really, lol)

Selkit · July 29, 2011, 05:11:30 PM

You know, I've always thought it'd be fun to hook up a DC supply to a capacitor bank and a grid of wires. Like one of those cute little handheld mozzie traps, but on some serious steroids. It'd be a bit of schadenfreude to hear the nice satisfying *SPACK* of discharge. Forget a clean simple kill, that's vaporization. :3

Katsuke · July 29, 2011, 09:03:29 PM

Quote from: H u nn Y on July 29, 2011, 01:56:33 PM
lol "PLOP" XD gross... but funny/awesome lol x'D I've never seen a really fat, bloated, satisfied mozzie :/ how big wuz it? x3 also, as to the app, it does work if you do it right, by leaving it on the ledge of your window, and plugged into the recharger; it kills your batteries, lol xD my friend tried once, worked pretty well, then he removed it and they started to fly into the room one at a time :l it was a bloody massacre never to be told again.......................................................................... (no, not really, lol)

Usually bout the size of ummm...grain of rice? You'll just notice their butts are all red and huge.
Oh and they start to fly slower and on lower heights too! All the more reasons to murder them!

Selkit · July 30, 2011, 06:43:29 AM

Murder and/or vaporize with mad science? :3

Eh, bugger it. I'm going to build the Super Zapper later today after I finish cutting the RF signpost faces. 72,000 micro-Farads of fun for the mozzies. Keep getting bitten at night, and I'm going to put a stop to that. With science. Or, uh. Scrap electronics.

FurryJackman · July 30, 2011, 07:08:20 AM

In China those kind of exist pre-assembled. In fact, they look like tennis rackets and when a mosquito hits it, it sparks. They have AC plugs at the bottom and have a rechargeable battery inside.

Selkit · July 30, 2011, 01:25:37 PM

Oh I know, Jackman; I'm referring to building one of my own with about, oh... thirty times the electrical throughput. That, or I may just modify the one I already have with a quartet of the capacitors I was going to build into a coilgun. I know you can just zap the little bastards, but that's not total enough for me. Hate, hate, *hate* them. Vaporization seems appropriate.

Wyrd-Hotd · July 30, 2011, 10:20:20 PM

I wanted to modify one with a flyback transformer circuit that I have, with a 7 volt battery it will put out a continous arc that cab span an airgap of a half inch :P I imagine Mosquitos would not stand a chance at all ha ha