How's your guys' rapture going?

[z00p]

Mines gud.

[Renwaldo]

I hope the world does end. I got work tomorrow morning.  :(
All our customers will be grumpy after tonight's game.

[Sevrin]

so far my rapture has been filled with extreme happiness, and above average (for me) piano playing, if this is what the raptures all about then I don't know what people are so worried about.

[Brittany-shadowwolf]

Oh the Rapture came already and no one told me?
My Rapture is rather lame, I wish I had more to look forward too.

~~Shadowwolf

[Acco]

To be fair, rapture isn't until 6PM local time. :P -- but I heard that NZ is not encountering above average earthquake activity, so... I'd assume we're okay from a zombie jesus rising ^.^

[Selkit]

By this time Christmas Island is now still alive, well and un-Raptured (It's May 22 there now, locally). The old coot who conned thousands of gullible suckers out of millions made a "sound and accurate prediction" DID say it'd be a magic rolling earthquake that'd strike at 6 PM in each timezone. Must have been a really magical earthquake, as now all of Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and basically that entire end of the Pacific Rim has failed to notice the end of the world. The only thing that worries me is the potential for a wave of suicides amongst the people who were crazy enough to liquidate their entire life's holdings over this nonsense. Me? I'm going to bed. Someone wake me in case the apocalypse was late. Assuming the rain of frogs and/or sudden demon rape doesn't.

[zenia]

So far mine started with a case of dragon-breath... and now I am going back to bed. :P

[Duffy]

hehe, im still alive, guess i wasn't worthy. cant wait for the post-rapture looting though ^^

[Vanilla Skunk]

I thought Rapture happened in the 60's, according to Bioshock.

That's what I should do, is play through the city of Rapture as an evil person instead of good. :3

[Van_Fox]

I died :(

[Hadlock]

oh great ANOTHER end of the world >.>'

as is 2012 wasnt enought

[Zen]

I thought it was midnight?

I have to admit, Something Auful's LowTax did an EXCELENT faq on how the rapture will work. First time I've laughed at anything SA has "produced". I would link it but I got sent the link while at work ... and I forgot to send it to myself at home.

Either way, who's up for looting? I sure as hell ain't making it to no "Heaven", and those rich pompous Bible thumpers will be leaving their flat screens behind! :D

[Drake Wingfire]

Well, so far woke up... gonna have some Reese's puffs and then see if I can land me a job today. Might game later *shot gun cocking sound* gotta keep it HOLE-y know what im sayin?  ;)

[z00p]

By this time Christmas Island is now still alive, well and un-Raptured (It's May 22 there now, locally). The old coot who conned thousands of gullible suckers out of millions made a "sound and accurate prediction" DID say it'd be a magic rolling earthquake that'd strike at 6 PM in each timezone. Must have been a really magical earthquake, as now all of Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and basically that entire end of the Pacific Rim has failed to notice the end of the world. The only thing that worries me is the potential for a wave of suicides amongst the people who were crazy enough to liquidate their entire life's holdings over this nonsense. Me? I'm going to bed. Someone wake me in case the apocalypse was late. Assuming the rain of frogs and/or sudden demon rape doesn't.

You're making me look forward to rapture now <3

[Selkit]

So the entirety of Australia, Asia, Europe, Britain, and Africa has now been quietly raptured. Apparently those of us in the Americas are still here. Either this is some magic United States centered rapture, waiting for 6 PM in Times Square (48 minutes in that case), or... the likely story? It's bunkum. Still, Harold Camping did manage to garner 80 million dollars out of his erstwhile followers over this nonsense; Hell of a retirement fund for a doddering, senile octogenarian with a face more worn than the KJV 1611 he likes to thumb through on camera.

Excuse me. I think I need to vomit; Stupidity shouldn't exist on this scale. Honest work? Minimum wage. Form a cult? 80 million. Whatever happened to that 'Camel through an eye of a needle' statement regarding the rich and heaven, anyways.