Wonderful 80's Crap

[Unition]

Welcome to the 80's!
Animation has only two frames per second, and although everyone's shooting lazer guns and explosions are going off everywhere, nobody ever dies!
Everything has a wonderful synthesizer soundtrack, complete with drums that go DOO CHH DOO CHH DOO CHH.
The Power Glove is so bad.




Kick your feet up like our friend here and enjoy this classic:

Star Wars chaser: The Legend of Orin.
The original story of a boy in the future who leaves his harsh home planet to kill an evil warlord and blow up his death ship, using a light sword.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukaEGDNeDQk&videos=g2uwWAorjYw&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1

[Elnath]

At the 4th year SFU student film screening, there was a movie called 'The Man Who Ripped Off Starwars.' I picture that as being his film.
I kind of want it for fodder at the next dubbing party.

[Star Wonder]

o.o... I like that...  I want to see more!

[Elnath]

That somehow they even managed to rip things off that hadn't existed yet. Other than that it was pretty good.
It was almost like a soft core porn spoof like Flesh Gordon but without the sex.

[Unition]

You asked for more 80's crap, and you've got it!

Presenting:

Excerpts from HARD TICKET TO HAWAII
Just watch it, it's....so awful.  Both parts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R9dEyd6cBg&feature=PlayList&p=FD51D9ADFF34501A&index=0&playnext=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yahdTEA5So&feature=related
Post Merge: May 06, 2009, 12:18:35 AM

o.o... I like that...  I want to see more!

Crap!  You know what, I linked to a playlist in Youtube, but the in-line link is only playing the first video.  The whole movie is actually up in Youtube.

Let me link the other parts of the movie:

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Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWkUxXt6ACg&feature=related
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0qPypxqokA&feature=related
Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOBZpJNeuOw&feature=related
Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mTxSJWssE&feature=related
Part 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku4VZZ94GHw&feature=related
Part 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ED3VkXTLRY&feature=related
Part 8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NyI7ocnsE&feature=related
Part 9: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpZ3q-_2Dh4&feature=related
Part 10: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOF7t8iCA0k&feature=related
Part 11: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs76LF99Ugs&feature=related

Alternatively, just use this link to see the whole thing auto-play:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukaEGDNeDQk&feature=PlayList&p=BE11A06A1DFA7291&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=44

[Unition]

This guy wins my vote for the person I would most not like to meet in a dark alley.

It's Klaus!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuSrsGzhD9U&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq

Also a henchman on the Venture Brothers.

[Ravenwood]

I can beat you all.  The Star Wars Holiday Special.  (Ok, technically, it's 1978, but close enough.)  Like ths musical number where Carrie Fisher is so drunk she can barely stand up.

[Unition]

Link it!

[Elnath]

I wasn't going to have a fourth beer tonight. But after that Klaus video... You bet your ottery ass I'm having a fourth beer..

[tea]

Okay, so basically I love this thread.

[Ravenwood]

Link it!

Ask and ye shall suffer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCNGjKnTzaQ#lq-lq2-hq

[Unition]

Wow, absolutely dreadful.  I wonder what they were on?
Post Merge: May 10, 2009, 04:30:23 AM
Here's the source for the Power Glove quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Esx7xgXl5g&feature=related

[Unition]

80's ninjas were the best ninjas.
In the 80's you weren't a true ninja unless you were white and had a 'STACHE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNzFHSVqur8

[Unition]

In honor of Canada day, here's an old police training video featuring a knife-wielding Canadian!  His Canadian-ness becomes apparent very quickly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIo07GboRLI

[Unition]

This is glorious.
Experience the wonder of Xmas TV in the 80s.  If the picture is fuzzy you may have to adjust the antennae.

http://betamaxmas.com/