funny oxymorons

[JestersKing]

Fried Icecream.

but it's SOOOOO GOOOD! D:

I once met a man name Harry Baldwin.

[Daryll]

Jumbo shrimp

[Vanilla Skunk]

I once met a man name Harry Baldwin.

Oh there's plenty of those.

I saw a last name: Sidebottom

A lot of big muscular guys are named Tiny, aka Tiny Little

There's a vampire named Angel...

I met a midget once whose name was James Big.  (Mister Big to you, is what he'd say.)

How long do you think it'll be before this gets moved to the games section? :P

[Renwaldo]

I knew a girl in highschool named Amanda Barf. Not necessarily an oxymoronic name, but she was ostracized because of that name.
There was another girl at my highschool who's first name was 'Poo.' She was a Korean foreign exchange student.
On a similar note, there's a guy my dad works with who has 'Faggot' as his last name.

I don't think they'll move this to the games section, they'll probably just delete my post.  :P

[JestersKing]

A girl came into my restaurant the other day, her name was Pinky Woo.
what an awesome name. X3

anyway.

Little Bighorn is a classic

[Lt ReiStark]

Black Light,
A Loud Whisper,
Dull Blade,
Silent Revolution,
Pointless Games,
Easy Work,
Long Day.

theres a few

[Icey Dominus]

just one please or people will just make HUGE lists and there is no point

[Univaded_Fox]

Near Miss

So...did we miss it or not?

[furrybmxer]

Bad boobs

[Lt ReiStark]

Trusted attorney.