poems

[heartsend]

i thought, maybe...that we could have a thread dedicated to poetry, since i know some of you write wonderfull poems and things. so if anyone has a poem of any form they'd like to share, it could live here. ^ ^ i like poems. i'll join in if/after some others do.

[Renwaldo]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
He had a daughter named Nan,
Who ran away with a man,
As for the bucket, Nan took it.

[Akonite]

LOL Love it

[heartsend]

er...hm. well...that's not exactly what i had in mind...but okay..... . .. . .   .     .          .             .                  .*FAILS*

[JestersKing]

how quickly the thread
killed by limerick nonsense
drifts away in fail

[Akonite]

Haikus equal dumb
not as good as limerick
Man from Nantuckit

[JestersKing]

if haikus are dumb
why are you posting one here
to reply to me?

6.o

[Akonite]

Its like a virus
And the Virus is spreading
must cull the whole lot

[Renwaldo]

There once was a lizard Akonite,
Who posts on a forum late at night,
He isn't too smart,
He smells lik a fart,
His favourite movie is Twilight. 

[Akonite]

There once was a lizard Akonite,
Who posts on a forum late at night,
He isn't too smart,
He smells lik a fart,
His favourite movie is Twilight. 

Ouch, That last bit hurt.

*runs away sobbing*

[JestersKing]

so harsh the reply,
making poor lizard boy sob!
shame, Renwaldo, shame!

[JestersKing]

I wrote this silly little ode to coffee this morning while hungover and listening to flamenco music.
I call it "little beans"

Little bean

you can be seen

everywhere

my heart has been

bittersweet,

and smooth and strong

like any good

flamenco song

you court my morning

ev'ry day

my morning fog

you clear away

for ev'ry day

when I awake

you little beans,

your form I'll break

I'll grind you up

to make a pot

and then enjoy,

so steamy hot

a luscious cup

of some fine roast

(and maybe have

a piece of toast.)

and there's my little

thank-you verse

I suppose it couldn't get

much worse

for little bean,

you gonna die

cuz I need coffee

to survive.

[Brittany-shadowwolf]

D ogs
O n the run
G oing so fast
S topping for no one but there masters.

Word poem. Fuck yeah.


~~shadowwolf

[MurphyErasmus]

I wrote limericks.

Brittany the prettiest wolf
Ate cake, and then was full.
She constantly prattled
About homeless man battles
Until the topic was dull.

Purple the innocent kitty
From anything raunchy will flee.
We talked about dongs
She cried, "that's wrong!"
And now Purple cannot unsee.

Sevi the cat coughs a lot.
We think it's the plague that he's got.
We hope he won't die
Cause then he would cry.
There was a last line - I forgot. 

[JFoxx]

The sky is blue; For me; For you...
We bleed red, to relief the dead...
The land is green, so fresh, so clean...
Why cant you see, we truly are so free...
Believe in me as I believed in you
Now lie to me as I lied to you...