Cheesy pick up lines!(pg)

[Hadlock]

hey, i really want to go to a movie but my mommy said i cant go alone :angel:

[Unition]

Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

[FiFi]

 ;D hay  your like campbells soup! cause your MmmMMmm good! :gay:

[Tamaska]

Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

Where did you get that? that is the one I use all the time

[FiFi]

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

[whitewolfy88]

...very nice, how much?

[FiFi]

*my ass has a date with my sheets.. been thinking a bout giving my pillow a little head...!*

[Lt ReiStark]

best normal pick up line "hello :)"
best cheesy "i must be a suiside bomber, because i'd like ta explode in you ;)"

[Kittiboi]

Are you wearing space pants?  Cause that ass is out of this world!

IS there a keg up your bum?  cause I would totally tap that!

*in a redneck voice* Hey...ya wanna fuck?

Have you met my friends Neil and Bob?  I think you should get acquainted with them!

[whitewolfy88]

*my ass has a date with my sheets.. been thinking a bout giving my pillow a little head...!*

one lucky pillow

[Kittiboi]

Does this taste like roofies to you?

Hey, my name is Pogo, wanna jump on my stick?

[Brittany-shadowwolf]

Hey, Come here often?

~~shadowwolf

[Lt ReiStark]

Hello Im Mr. Dress Up.
Want to touch my tickle tunk?

[FiFi]

*my ass has a date with my sheets.. been thinking a bout giving my pillow a little head...!*

one lucky pillow

lol it sure is my pillow gets head every night!

[snazzy101]

*in the craziest clown voice you can muster*

"HEhehehehehee Mr. giggles, Wanna see my pocket? Aaahahaha HAA"

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