Terrible Movies to Come-2011

Started by Univaded_Fox, July 28, 2010, 08:42:04 PM

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Icey Dominus

#30
July 15, 2011, 01:32:53 PM
STARSHIP TROOPERS 3: MARAUDER: Movie Trailer - Video

I HATE THIS MOVIE!!!! its sooooooooo fucked up and inconsistent not to mention the HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY religious tone that they force feed you the whole dam time
To love is to try, so die trying

Lt ReiStark

#31
July 16, 2011, 01:07:56 AM
... Spy Kids 4D... Fayul!
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

more will be added

Univaded_Fox

#32
July 16, 2011, 01:50:32 PM
Quote... Spy Kids 4D... Fayul!
I know.  I saw the trailer.  It looks utterly hopeless.

Roxxy_Starrz

#33
July 26, 2011, 06:16:49 AM
Technotise Remake Trailer
*vomit* Why Hollywood? why?

Univaded_Fox

#34
July 26, 2011, 11:54:06 AM
Except that's a fan-made trailer.  What Hollywood really does with it, the jury is still out on that.

However, I warned you all months ago that THIS was coming.  And now that I see it....AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Look at this!  They're even copping the same dialogue and camera blocks, but they've thrown in a bunch of slack-jawed, commoditized, synth-playing, mind-numbing, neo-pop gutter tracks to paste over the latest centerfold pinup glamourized wannabies!  They can't even make it a movie about outlawing rock music anymore because anyone with wi-fi and a cell phone can download to their heart's content.  Now it's just "no public dancing".  Well, gol-ly!  We better get over to the local shin-dig and arrest old Bill Halley and His Comets while we're at it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjI6OHVk00

Renwaldo

#35
July 26, 2011, 12:48:28 PM
^ What's the name of the leading male, he's very pretty.  :gay:

Univaded_Fox

#36
July 26, 2011, 01:59:26 PM
Quote from: Renwaldo on July 26, 2011, 12:48:28 PM
^ What's the name of the leading male, he's very pretty.  :gay:
Kenny Wormald.  Kevin Bacon was pretty too, except he could act (and is damn cute as a wolfdog).  The jury's still out on this one.


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