Terrible Movies to Come-2011

[Icey Dominus]

I know that most movies in the last 10 years sucked balls like the new Indiana Jones ugh what a way to destroy a series with shit like that! Any of the Shreks other than the first one where forced and terrible. BUT there is light at the end of the tunnel you have movies like Invictus or Grand Torino perfectly made movies worth watching.  A movie that i love but did not make allot of waves in the movie market was Rockinrolla if you can believe it this movie i WORTH watching its funny and seriouse with not TO much unbelievable action cars dont just EXPLODE! guns actually DO DAMAGE! sorry to tell you not to bright people when you get shot it DOES DAMAGE! you dont just get up and walk away from it for Christ sakes! in other words is very real world and for once humans are just humans scamming each other for money. Spartans was enjoyable and full of green screen and cool art it took allot of skill to make that movie what it is i dont care what anyone says. SPRAY OF ABS ARE NOT EASY TO DO!! Then there is the major advances in cartoon movies! WALL E was AWESOME! well I guess anything from Pixar is good so ya. The newest Toy Story was not all that bad that most squeals are I know surprising right!
All the saws other than the first one should just go away.
Another one that should just fuck off is the Land Before Time series i really dont think very many people know how to count that high in roman numerals you should stop making them now.
OH i am sorry i have to say this but EVERYONE hate the twilight series but why?. . . . . they hate it because they are told to pure and simple. I know they are not the best movies or anything am not expecting a bunch of awards to come from it but its REALLLLLLLLLLLLYYY not that bad there are allot worse movies so for those people who bash the shit out those movies get off your fucking soap box and shut the fuck up until i see you making a better movie. 
(also has sexy half naked natives! whats not to like)
Adam Sandler and Happy Madison productions is still making good funny and original movies, Fifty First dates, Funny people, i do enjoy longest yard even if it is a remake of a better movie.
The cheesy super predictable romantic comedy's are getting annoying i can more or less tell you the whole story about 20 min in or EVEN when i dont watch the movie I feel like the commercial was the movie so i dont need to watch it.
OH the remake if the V TV series was really cool i loved that.
The mini series *Pacific* and *Band of Brothers* both VERY good.
Being aware that the cowboy and Indian story is well used but has not been used in a VERY long time i do not mind AVATAR it not so orignal base but some aspects where extreamly orignal and enjoyable. The affects are what most people like and heck why not they where some of the best of are time also the acting was good.
The competeor against Avatar was Hurt locker and was in my mind very good as well i loved watching it and i was never bored it kept me drawn in so it did its job well. I am cant really compare the two one cost 230million to make the other cost 11 million like come on thats very impressive that the 11 million dollar even came close to besting Avatar. Now that i really think about it being a military nut that i am Hurt Locker only had one thing that REALLY confused me. In the beginning when the Srg is running away from the blast they are calling out distance and at the point he was at when the bomb went off he was out of the deadly concussion zone, not out of the shrapnel zone okay but why the fucked killed him really. Other than that loved it all.
So there really is good movies so dont loose hope everyone.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 

[BabyCheetah]

lol, I'm working on Final Destination 5 starting in January :P
Not my first choise of film but hey, sometimes you just make the job fun rather then expecting everything you "want" in project within your career..

FYI, I'm an animator, so I'll be digital doubling the deaths of many of the characters and some destruction of objects etc...

[Univaded_Fox]

You know a movie is in for trouble when an entire room full of film students laughs at every line in this preview. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei5l3r1dV4I

[Roxxy_Starrz]

Hollywood has been in a rapid decline for over a decade now constantly churning out one bad movie after another. Mindless garbage with big budgets and lot's of flashy CG FX. It's a crying shame too because some of the best movies I have seen in the last decade or so are all low budget movies that instilled a sense of intellectual wonder and/or amusement in me. There is one movie that I am looking forward to seeing if it finishes up in time for the end of 2011 and that is: Guillermo del Toro and James Cammeron's adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's Beyond the Mountains of Madness Novela, "At the Mountains of Madness". It should be a good one seeing as De Toro has already stated that every creature in the movie is going to be a rendered silicone sculpture to minimize the amount of cg needed! I only hope the casting for the characters aren't fudged up with big Hollywood names >_>

[Lt ReiStark]

DUDE TRANSFORMERS THREE WILL BE AWESOME
transformers=good
+
lack of the bitchy Megan Fox
= better
+
Unicron
= AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Univaded_Fox]

Oh, and The Asylum is releasing two films: Battle of Los Angeles, and Almighty Thor.  Gee, I wonder what inspired them to make those two films...

[KoutaKun]

Battle of LA dosent look too bad. But then again i love that kinda stuff XP

[Icey Dominus]

the movie RED was AWESOME!!!

[PurpleVeggie]

the movie RED was AWESOME!!!

INDEED IT WAS

[Renwaldo]

What was that one about? I never saw it.

[PurpleVeggie]

What was that one about? I never saw it.

It's this REALLY awesome film about these spies (all played by pretty elite actors) coming out of retirement for one more mission: to get the CIA off their backs. It's one of those movies with some explosions, well designed physical humor, and excellent script throughout the whole thing. Very enjoyable (despite the crazy overestimation of the CIA's ability, but we all know shows and movies hype up the capabilities of intelligence organizations and crime investigators).

RED: Retired, Extremely Dangerous

[Kardrack]

DUDE TRANSFORMERS THREE WILL BE AWESOME
transformers=good
+
lack of the bitchy Megan Fox
= better
+
Unicron
= AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried really really hard to like the transformers movies.  I even went in totally ignoring nostalgia and treated these as their own universe.  Honestly, I couldn't find anything good about them.  And remember, flashy special effects do not count as plot.  Without a good story, a movie fails.  Effects are just supposed to help, not be the driving factor.  There were too many things wrong with transformers movies.  Just a little example with the second one here.  These are alien robots.  Living computers, not organic beings.  So with that, why are there two redneck robots?  What could possibly be the purpose of constructing two mobile computers that are simply retarded?  They were illiterate and did not even know their own history.  Remember, these are not people, they are giant walking computers.  What possible reason could there be NOT to program them with the ability to read the language of their own world or to even know their own history?  Hell, Skynet could have beaten all the transformers and it was created by humans.  Why could it beat them?  It actually had the capacity to make detailed tactical decisions to the point where it could predict what the enemy would do.  This is something human generals can do today.  Are they saying that these alien super-intelligent computers can't even match the level of strategic planning as a human?  I am not saying they should be cold emotionless machines, but they should be smart.  Oh and here is something.  If only a prime can defeat a prime, as was stated by the fallen, then how could Megatron kill Optimus?  if you are going to pull highlander rules, you better stick to it.  One last thing here is Jetfire.  Why would they ever want to build an old robot that is practically senile?  They are robots so they don't physically age.  He should never have been walking like he needed a walker.  So someone, at some point, thought it was a good idea to build Jetfire like that.  Then you have Optimus dumping the advanced weaponry that Jetfire gave to him.  Wouldn't that gear be useful in future fights?  It is like a soldier throwing his gun and all his ammo away after taking down one enemy in a battle in real life.  The robots are just too stupid in these movies and they are supposed to by hyper intelligent computer life forms.  So just because they are throwing in some things like Unicron, I have little hope for this movie.  Remember, it is NOT made for the 80s fans because they totally dumped nostalgia.  Therefore, we must assume it is not the same Unicron.  Besides, the whole Megan Fox thing doesn't matter.  She didn't bring anything to the story and was a bad actor.  her only purpose was eye candy, so they replace her with a victoria secret model.  Not an actor, an underwear model.  I could go on as I have many more things I could point out that are just stupid with the movies, but I am tired and need to watch a good movie to take my mind off of this stuff.  Time to watch Scarface again.

[Univaded_Fox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1z3YltatTc
Again, you know a film is in deep trouble when a roomful of film students laughs at every line in the trailer. 

[Icey Dominus]

wow that looks soooooooooooo bad ugh

[Univaded_Fox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNJxxRi7AeE
*SIGH*  Here we go again...