What is your Zombie survival plan?

Started by Haloth, March 31, 2009, 04:53:27 AM

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Haloth

As we all most undoubtedly know, it's only a matter of time until we are all faced with such a reality.  Preparation is important. 
And this thread is an excellent place to share ideas.


Equipment/Weapons
- Sherpa lined work jacket
- Digital camouflage, cargo jeans
- Balaclava (rolled up into a tuque)
- Led Zeppelin T-shirt
- Sledge hammer
- Utility knife
- Lightly worn hiking boots(light weight)

Side Bag/Pack
- Dehydrated food packets
- Trail mix/candy (something for energy)
- Wrap around tinted goggles
- Desert camouflage bandanna
- Aluminum water canteen
- First aid kit
- Pack of cards
- Wet stone(for knife)
- Swiss steel flint
- ear plugs (block out the moaning)
- iPod/ear buds

3 Zombie Killing Theme
- Heartbreaker: Led Zeppelin
- Crazy On You: Heart
- Bohemian Rhapsody: Queen

The Plan
- Find some wheels.
- Find some friends.
- Get to the Rockies. 
- Build tree house.
   - Train black bears to guard the immediate grounds
   - Perhaps train the black bears to play Texas hold em...
- Outlast the infected outbreak, while growing a wicked viking like beard. ;D


 
Haloth

Kaji

#1
Very simple...wander to the north (with the appropriate equipment) where the zombies are of no threat to anyone as they will freeze to the point of being rendered useless and shatterable.

Haloth

Quote from: Kaji on March 31, 2009, 04:58:55 AM
Very simple...wander to the north (with the appropriate equipment) where the zombies are of no threat to anyone as they will freeze to the point of being rendered useless and shatterable.

Details Kaji, DETAILS!  : P
Haloth

Freckles


Wyrd-Hotd

Weapons:
Quad
Knife
one of my cousins swords
Air Rifle
Leatherman

Clothing:
My Zombie Repellant Shirt (its awsome XD)
Teflon re-inforced jeans
Hiking boots
Paintball mask
paintball gloves
and Safety sun glasses (shop rated)
70 Liter knapsack (with all important equips)

Plan:
Meet up with my cousin, likely in my parents big Dodge Deisel,
get a few other people
find a sturdy building (brick/concrete) armor it, and be ready to leave at any moment, if needs be up north

"Even an angel can end  up fallin' dont you cry because your crawlin' start again, its a beautiful morning for satellites"

Draaz

Equipment/Weapons
- Trench Coat
- Twin Kukri's
- Pantera beanie. (it's a given)
- Small gut hook/skinning knife
- sweat-wicking socks ( Cause you know how bad my feet can get :P)
- Match-ligher
- Sturdy boots
- Pants with at least... 10 pockets, cause I'm special like that.
- And maybe a .357

Side Bag/Pack
- M.R.E's
- Toothpicks
- Skittles
- First-aid kit
- Flares
- Sketchbook
- Vampire-based book
- Poker-chips (cause Haloth will bring the cards)
- Vodka... cause even if I don't end up drinking it, I can clean wounds.
- MP3 player of sorts


3 Zombie Killing Theme Songs

- Cowboys From Hell - Pantera
- Laura - Flogging Molly
- Maria (I like it loud) - Scooter

The Plan
- Meet up with Haloth, because it's a given :3
- Have a few drinks
- Laugh when we impale a Zombie
- Have some more drinks
- And then continue to the Rockies. xD

Haloth

#6
Oh Draaz, you slay me! *laughing as we stand over an impaled zombie, of which has been doodled on with a sharpie*.

Wait until I put the "bears plan" into action...  It's going to be epic!

Post Merge: March 31, 2009, 03:07:34 PM

Quote from: Freckles on March 31, 2009, 08:27:54 AM
I see you're not banned :3

Heck no, not any more.  That problem was dealt with, I think.

No significant grounds to ban me anyways.  x3
Haloth

Unition

Fast, smart zombies or slow, stupid zombies?  This is important.

Haloth

Well I guess a virus could go either way, I think fast would be cover both types.

Best to plan for both slow and fast zombies in the long run.  ;D
Haloth

Unition

#9
Related, awesome image (can't see any way of making it into a thumbnail):



Post Merge: March 31, 2009, 03:42:21 PM

If there was a zombie attack, the best plan is to find a fortified bunker filled with food, weapons, firearms and armor, and with only a few small entrances that have security bars.  Where would one might find such a place?

Walmart.

The entrances are small and few to help prevent shoplifting, and have heavy duty bars to keep stampeding people out on Boxing Day (or Black Friday).  On the inside you will find firearms and ammo, football gear for lightweight but effective zombie-proof armor, lawn trimmers and baseball bats, you name it.  Plus enough non-perishable food to last a group for months.

- Uni

Haloth

#10
I see your Walmart and raise...  Costco!  *heavenly sounding music* : D

It's a cement warehouse with forklifts and heavy doors, and a good two year supply of non perishable foods and a electronics collection that would no doubt help entertain.

Power: if cut off from ground line, can be replaced by Costco's generators. Heck they also sell solar cells *takes some up to the roof* :P
Haloth

Unition

Hmm, now I'm imagining strapping a lawnmower onto the front of a forklift

Haloth

#12
Oh! Classy  ;D

BTW, your image is sweet. First time I have seen it.
Haloth

LudroLycandrel

I'll just get my idea from playing Dead 2 Rights.. yay tackling zombies with a John Deere XD
Somedays even I don't know what I'm gonna look like.

Hadlock

My survival plan is nice an simple, asuming these are the slow and stupid type :P

Weaponry:
Double Barrel short gun (with lots of ammo)


Clothing:
Tight black  cargo pants (no chains)
no shirt
steel toed boots

Zombie slaying song:
Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse XD!!!

Food/suplies:
Copius amounts of  food, trail mix espeically
toilet paper, you gotta go right? XD
lots of bottle water

and ill be up in a high treehouse