I homebrew. Please help me name my beer horrible things.

Spykr · December 11, 2016, 12:12:24 AM

Howdy!

I'm a hobby brewer and plan to make a batch of homebrew beer special to bring with me to VF (for being consumed responsibly and in moderation behind closed doors as per very clearly outlined convention policies which I have read, and agreed to prior to registration, though how much I can actually bring depends mostly on luggage space), but I'm in a bit of a snag in the planning and need your help. Basically? Hit me with the worst, punniest, furry trashiest names you can think of. The cringe-yer, the cornier, the dumber, the better! I got a few in mind based on styles I've had success with before, but could definitely use some more suggestions!

0w0 What's This Wheat Ale
DO U RP Red Ale
1N No Subject Saison
Notices UR Bulge Blond Ale

Bottling and "Labels" I've got handled though! Cheers and hope to see some of you at VF in march, maybe even share a splash of delicious furry trash in a bottle! (Within the boundaries of a location where such things are not prohibited)

Mosesj · December 11, 2016, 08:54:47 AM

Murry purry Ale

Oh my god, that's my beer! (fetish)

the animal inside brew

Trashed furry ale

Krystal n renamon pint

Scalies unite ale

Haemish · January 02, 2017, 02:50:12 AM

"remmy is the second biggest" ale

Spykr · January 03, 2017, 10:00:23 AM

Quote from: Haemish on January 02, 2017, 02:50:12 AM
"remmy is the second biggest" ale

Them's is fightin' words, Haemish!

Pataevian · January 22, 2017, 08:21:35 PM

For the sake of putting my two cents in:

Horse Piss IPA.
Or better yet, Horse Piss Hard Lemonade. :evil:

Toxxsii · January 25, 2017, 08:52:51 PM

Rubbish Racoon. (logo looks like racoon digging through trash bins)

twotailz · February 05, 2017, 01:02:39 PM

Fur trash ale

Depending on what animal ears could be something like trashfox ale, trash coon, trash cat etc...

Spykr · February 20, 2017, 02:40:31 PM

Confirmed coming with me is "Drunken Pirate Beaver Armada", a brown ale brewed with brown sugar and aged with oak saturated in dark rum. Possibly also a few pints of "Trash Panda Special", a malt-forward honey ale brewed otherwise like a Belgian blonde ale. And also "OWO What's this?", a pretty straightforward west coast amber ale that's got like, hops and grain and stuff in it. Last two might be cutting it close and may not be properly carbonated, so we'll see! Cheers!