Shepard is love, Shepard is life. (Mass Effect)

[Samurai Kai]

I found this a long time ago and decided to share it to cheer myself up. (Someone seriously needs to make a SFM video of this.)

I loved Mass Effect so much, and I had all the merchandise and games. Each and every night, I'd pray to Shepard, thanking him for the creds I'd been given. Shepard is love, I say

Shepard is life.

My dad hears me and calls me a varren.

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shepard.

I called him a bosh'tet.

He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I'm crying, my face hurts, and it's really cold.

A warp is moving toward me.
I feel something touch me.

It's Commander Shepard! I'm so happy!

He leans in and whispers in my ear, "Interested in playing another game"?

He takes me in his maxed out biotic lift and puts me into stasis

I am ready.

I spread my barriers for Shepard


He penetrates my shields

It hurts so much, but I do it for Shepard!

I can feel my shields being reaved as my health starts to decrease

I use throw against his warp

I want to please Shepard

He savors the last shot before he pops his heat sink

Conrad Verner walks in at that moment

Shepard looks him straight in the eyes and says

"We've been spotted"

Shepard biotic charges out my window.

[Nibi]

Oh no... xD

[Trigger]

hehehehe good little chuckle :p

[BellafluffyButt]

omg kai x'D