Cheesy pick up lines!(pg)

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FiFi

#30
January 02, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
(native foreplay) *uses her best native  vioce and nudges the person next to her and says" ehhhh.. you awake?*_quoted from dylan dimling

~CuDdLe FuRrIeS UnItE!~

Renwaldo

#31
January 04, 2011, 09:53:06 PM
Quote from: FiFi on January 02, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
(native foreplay) *uses her best native  vioce and nudges the person next to her and says" ehhhh.. you awake?*_quoted from dylan dimling


*continues*. . . hey you, roll over. This won't take long. No, no, don't look at me.

Akonite

#32
January 04, 2011, 11:46:45 PM
I may not go down in History, But I'll go down on your friend..

Renwaldo

#33
January 04, 2011, 11:54:03 PM
Ah babushka, you is strong like horse, beautiful like bull, and smart like tractor.
8)

FiFi

#34
January 05, 2011, 10:02:19 PM
Quote from: Renwaldo on January 04, 2011, 09:53:06 PM
Quote from: FiFi on January 02, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
(native foreplay) *uses her best native  vioce and nudges the person next to her and says" ehhhh.. you awake?*_quoted from dylan dimling


*continues*. . . hey you, roll over. This won't take long. No, no, don't look at me.
lol!!!!
~CuDdLe FuRrIeS UnItE!~

FiFi

#35
January 06, 2011, 02:44:07 PM
Quote from: Renwaldo on January 04, 2011, 09:53:06 PM
Quote from: FiFi on January 02, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
(native foreplay) *uses her best native  vioce and nudges the person next to her and says" ehhhh.. you awake?*_quoted from dylan dimling


*continues*. . . hey you, roll over. This won't take long. No, no, don't look at me.
*round 2* ehhhh.. you still a wake?- qouted agian from dylan dimeling
~CuDdLe FuRrIeS UnItE!~

SkyWolf-01

#36
March 23, 2011, 04:08:55 PM
"Hey, you look like a slut, wanna bang?"

EmoFox

#37
March 23, 2011, 07:50:24 PM
Is that a sausage in yer sporran, or are ye just happy me see me?
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way you're right.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.

Lt ReiStark

#38
March 23, 2011, 08:54:03 PM
COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!
Commandment#8:Thy Who Hatht Smelt It, Delt It
Commandment#11: Thou Must Drink Dr.Pepper
Commandment#12: If Thy Dotht Not Shut Thine Hell up. I must Striketh Thy With My Mellenium Rod.
Commandment#15:Thy Cake Ist Thine Lie.
Commandment#17: Thine Who Lovith Hotdogs Shalst Recive Haven.
Commandment#21. Liquor up in frontith, poker ist in thine back.
Commandment#27:Judas Preist must be thy boss beating music in RPGs with bad soundtracks for bosses.
Commandment#28:Renamon Dotht Be thy Divinity In Times Of Terror.

more will be added

thatkittyguy

#39
March 23, 2011, 11:23:05 PM
nerdy cheesy one* hey, lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide some cells so we can multiply  :birdy:
if i was born a day earlier not much would be different other than i would have said this yesterday.

JestersKing

#40
March 25, 2011, 01:02:28 AM
This isn't really a pick-up line, but it's in the vein of funny nerdy jokes.
(yeah, I'm a dork Xb)

solve for X:
9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
Love's the only engine of survival

whitewolfy88

#41
April 30, 2011, 12:03:02 PM
nerdier? ...all your ass are belong to me!
I know not what weapons world war III will be fought with, but world war IV will be fought with sticks and stones

Mattfolx

#42
May 01, 2011, 08:33:32 PM
Fatality lives on O.o
It's not yer content, it's how you pitch it too people

professor whovianart

#43
January 12, 2012, 10:36:44 PM
guy walks up to a woman protester and asks, what`s your sign?
you should join the "Ethereal friends of professor whovianart" on facebook, if anything, to find out where i currently am, or will be.
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