Custom Xbox Themed Paper Weight (Multipurpose!!!)

[Wula]

For a limited time offer I am finally offering one of my possessions up for sale. It is a custom multipurpose xbox themed paper weight. It is made with a hard shell of a plastic and electronics. Many people will be fooled it is a perfectly fine Xbox! It can be used for a variety of things thanks to the rugged body construction of this one of a kind paper weight!

-Weighs down vast amounts of paper at once! No need for multiple paper weights when you got this bad boy. And a great way to show your love for the original Xbox!
-It can help make that one leg of a chair that always wobble finally level again!
-Plug it into your TV to view lovely error screens!
-It can be used as a stable step stool to reach those places that are just above tip toe height.
-Use it as a weapon to beat up or kill someone with. Easy to hide in with your entertainment system with included wires. No one will ever think it was used for assault!

For a single payment of $5! Shipping costs may vary depending where you live. Limited Inventory. BUY IT TODAY BEFORE THEY ARE ALL GONE!

[Vanilla Skunk]

Did you crash the hard drive? :P

[Wula]

it came like that when I bought it >.> hurray for risky shopping?

[Unition]

Well, you can try and salvage the optical drive and HD out of it, if you want to use them for something else.

[Vanilla Skunk]

Did anything come with it? I need controllers...

[Wula]

Its just a paper weight nothing more xP what you see in the picture is what you get. Minus my blanket I took the pic on.

[Unition]

Can it also be used as a doorstop?

[Wula]

oh totally. I just listed a few of the more popular uses for such a item. The list of possibler uses is huge. It could even be used as a anchor.

[Vanilla Skunk]

The picture is broken.

I'm not paying $5 for a broken image. :P

[Wula]

What broken image? you are only paying for what the picture is of >.>

[Vanilla Skunk]

Please insert game dvd before plugging in power.