The Stig's Furry Cousin

[Tef]

This is a little something for all fans of Top Gear and furries. I want to hear your witty "Some say" remarks for the Stig's furry cousin.



http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7478903/

[Tai]

We'll have to find out which car is faster.
That of course, means handing them over to our tame racing driver.
Some say he only got his divers licence this year.
And secret he was practicing in a Toyota Prius.
All we know is. . . He's called the Stig.

[Tony Greyfox]

Some say he lost his fur in a terrible lawn mower racing accident and wears a full-body rug, and that his fleas give themselves a him dip once a month. All we know is...

Some say his mother abandoned him in a dog pound when he was little but he stole the dog catcher's truck and made off. And, if you pull his tail he yodels 'God Save the Queen.' all we know is...

[Tef]

Hmm..me thinks I should add in one as a caption.

Some say his tail is detachable, and his ears are not where you think they are. All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's furry cousin.