So, most every forum I've even been on has had a "Three Word Story" or "TWS" thread in it. For those of you who don't know what a TWS is;
First person to post, sets the scene, from there on, who ever post's afterward adds onto the story in their own way, with another three words.
Ex: Me: "Long, long ago"
You: "In a land"
Them: "filled with monkeys"
Me: "There lived a"
And so on and so forth. Make it as interesting as you can! But remember, you can't post any more than three (3) words!
Most importantly,
Have fun!!
Now to start....
"Long, long ago"
"Far Far Away"
"There were chickens"
"with an unusual"
"taste for brains"
"with really large..."
"pricing yellow eyes"
"which shot lasers"
when they blinked.
If they tried
to exercise frequently
" when they did "
they would explode
into glorious Conflagaration
leaving roast chickens
and left over
charred feather boas.
all over town
Doctor Morris investigated...
feeling quite hungry
with an urge
to make a
large chicken burrito
But He Could
not because he
lacked his important
secret burrito recipe
But he Lied
to the farmer
and his wife
into surrogate pregnancy
on the moon
In a secret
That life holds
buried beneath the
mighty ground of
the deepest crater
in a box
wrapped in pink
frilly ribbons and
flowery purple paper
and a rainbow
it sits waiting
to be devoured
by giant space
cow and a
pink watery cloud
in a boat
made of chocolate
floating on milk
that has soured
Forming a nasty
symptom called underaged-
-semetosis which causes
zombies to rise
and to lactate
ice cream to
seduce young children.
The zombies would
poop out marshmallows
while feasting on
several supple virgins
who were fearful
of the pain
that would be
their constant companion
while being euphoric
in utter ecstasy
Unrelatedly, constant evapotranspiration
was causing the
ruination of society
killing the earth.
and several squirrels
wearing stylish hats
crafted by orhpans
inebriated by fungus
fifty years old
tasting of cherries
and smelling fluorescent
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and awaiting payment
(hope I'm not cheating here continuing my own three words but no one has posted since the thread was moved so maybe this will re energize it- come on furbums *spanks*)
which will be
paid in blood
and eaten in
an adult store.
that was haunted
by ghostly fish
in shipping containers
emblazened with graffiti
and stuffed with
large amounts of
cotton, fish and
grated Parmesan cheese
with mould specks
that tasted similar
to my mum's
old Cabbage roll
spiced with Saffron
luckily, nobody died.
He became aroused
at the sight
of the two
Old senile men
playing checkers on
my bared chest
My chest forest
which was trimmed
with pink lace
and encrusted with
Grains of sand
that sparkled dimly
by the washer
covered in hair
mewing so softly
with tiny little
crawling red lice
In their cups.
They try and
stop the growth
but tumors always
seem to spread
like butter on
confused Catholic nuns
Who should try
to convert to
Windows vista ultimate.
or ubuntu linux
into sadism and
other random crap
and throw up
all over cheese
with cat litter
and spare tires
as dessert for
Small homeless children
which love pudding
and awesome cake
with spoogey goodness
and epic win
for all furs
for many wet
dreamless cold nights
just wishing for
harsh, swift repentance.
upon a pillow
It. Was. Hot.
But so comfortable.
in silk pantyhose
I felt free!
and somewhat fabulous
Against the marble
dungeon floor I
slowly opened the
door of cheese
that led too
the end of
a six pack
of Dr. Pepper.
which everyone enjoyed
except, Uncle Fred
who was in
the bathroom smoking
a sockeye salmon
while eating a
sizeable chunk of
Mystery meat which
smelled faintly like
rank decomposing flesh
pilfered from porcupines
From the planet
Neptune. Uncle Fred
Xargon Maximus IV
shat on a
turtle of doom.
Purple coloured lips
crowned by pustules
curled to reveal
a small red
creature hiding from
the pelting hail
of fire balls
which looked like
purple cheese sticks
but smelled like
some smelly old
pair of socks
that have been
dipped in a
toxic waste product
Then I heard
the call of
peanuts and sunshine
which always brightened
The long cold
endless winter nights
( i want to read what we have so far XD)
the ones that
seem to always
freeze the heavens
so breathtaking that
teenage mutant ninja
werewolves started to
rape and kidnap
from Shiva's orders
and obliterated all
except for the
that they would
(the last post doesnt really fall with the sentence done by tai so I will go from Tai's sorry red)
stinky little moose
Which had a
wart on his
big red nose
and a stain
green as a hose
on his little
shoulder, his bobble
wobbled, wiggled and
reminded me of
myself quite recently.
when i had
a zit on
practically everywhere. Well,
life is short
but I digress
live it large!
Then something happened!
something I can't
explain! It came
from deep within
and burst from
my own uterus.
It was a
time to remember.
the war fallen
like my father...
who now limps
a legless torso
its quite awkward
to see and
puked a little
shouldn't have ate
the wild berries
that grow in
The dragon's poopies
from Value Village
Never coming back
for broccoli jello
cause it had
the best taste
even though it
looked so nasty
if I didn't
try it out
nobody would have
well maybe if
it had whipped
cream and some
vanilla ice cream.
I love chocolate
with some lemon
but it makes
it to sour.
so i threw
it at the
small dimpled boy
he perished instantly
and transformed into
a corrupted Demon
with three tentacles
and lots of
fire surrounded his
testicles and feet
that seemed to
eat phosphorescent jello
Strange arousals stirred
when that fire
burned inside me
I wanted to
scream, to run
to leave behind
all that I
hated so much
to start new
and start fresh
golden maple pancakes
to serve to
someone on the
red Goodyear blimp
while it crashed
into the volcano
. I walked for
a spoonful of
the elixir from
castor oil beans
to replenish my
stamina and to
superficially lubricate my
painfully sore muscles
Then I heard
a terrific crash
In the bathroom
A small grey
poupon jar fell
shattering to the
coral reef below
where it sat
nourishing sea urchins
with tendrils of
brightly polished silver
displaying bountiful portions
to an adoring
electric ceiling fan
of epic proportions.
The fan blades
were made of
grated Romano cheese
blended with a
lemon vinegrette dressing
for savory satisfaction.
and optimal health
and no olives
or tiny marshmallows
covered in chocolate
with blinking red
pedestrian traffic lights
will burn in
three days with
copious amounts of
bottled Vespene gas
.The Gas would
power Terran Goliaths
who fall in
tar filled pits
of doom and
are eaten by
tentacles with long
wavy red curls
that are filled
with rotting babies
and cotton candy
that tastes like
a mix bettween
durian and passionfruit
with a hint
of arsenic, lace
undergarments were worn
to prevent cancer
of the ass
which often results
in overgrown nostrils
and other symptoms
that fester in
moist, warm cavities
from improper flossing
and general laziness
And poor hygiene.
A dancing fish
whose exhuberant song
filled the bowl
of 2000 flushes
with glorious blue
until the dreaded
Coelacanth arrived for
The big feast
, which it devoured
without even thinking
about the consequences
of poor Margaret's
one and only
red toed sloth
covered in algae
just before the
goat woke up
and ate the
blond lesbian bystander
with his hooves
which sound like
fat pigs mating
with Barbara Streisand
out on the
barnshed roof, moaning
reticulated resonant rhymes
incessantly all day
because he lied
about sleeping with.
that cute redhead
who stole money
and some gems
while sleeping with
a beach ball
and other redheads
who also slept
in my bed
taking a knot
without screaming loudly
She loved cake...
not to change
spicy cayenne icing
So it burned
Her eyes when
it tap danced
to being rickrolled
then laughed at
(some of these don't flow furs...remember this is a story random and wild as it is)
the one next
to the one
, two and three
Little pigs raspberry
and make other
wolves huff, puff,
to blow the
castle up into
the stratosphere where
bluebirds do sing
like Fred Durst
, for the nookie
and the pie
followed by sherry
with a cherry
and Chuck Berry
on a cd
Playing quietly in
The moonlit forrest
where an elf
happened to be
picking up after
its self, then
Everything blew up
in a spectacular
spectacle of sprinkles.
peanuts would dance
an irish jig
that would capture
little butterflies that
often flew by
and ate them
then burped loudly
which sounded like
a goat farting
It then was
out of nowhere
that a giant
purple squid attacked
a little pink
oyster, that then
metamorphosed into a
rainbow sushi roll.
covered in wasabi
That was nomnomnom.
nom nom good
It proceeded through
the blender that
was set to
Frapee. man did
it tickle and
caused a rash
from Canada to
Nunavut and then
to my place
covered in snow
with icicles hanging
from their nose
That were dripping
all over me
and making them
have blue balls
writhing in pain
beging for release
and then it
was time for
peanut butter jelly
but all we
could do was,
the macho man.
Snapped Into Slimjim
but still Couldn't
get it up
cause the hole
was too tight
for the peg
to fit into.
and it had
four different things
to sit on.
Then we tried
strapping it down
but we couldn't
keep it still
Changing the topic
didnt work really
as it continued
down the same
silly little path
To Stars House
(lmao) to play games
all night long
Oooo naughty games
(omg you guys are so funny) Star likes games
so does dragons
like Star in
Kinky bedroom games
playing with toys
and loveing it
such messy fun
is always messy.
They called it...
Dragon Porn Night
and everybody wore
Pink tube socks
and no underwear
And frilly tutu's
but nobody thought
the aftermath would
be SO wet
and SO SLIMY!
such messy lovers
should now wash
after eating her
Laura Secord chocolates
with outstretched pinkie
holding her teacup
against her nose
humming a song
that she couldn't
remember words to :birdy:
but later realized
no one knew :birdy:
as well but,
that didn't matter
to anyone else
because her first
time was in
before she died
, then someone came
making a mess
with all her
charity goings on
, then a Triumvirates.
if you dont know what that means (( triumvirate - a group of three men responsible for public administration or civil authority ))
Joined into a
Joined a meeting
taking place in
the brand new
Ocean liner Bound
for Xanadu where
a large storm
had made landfall
went right past
the northern end
and ended up
regretting the decision
to marry his
other ego, jimberly
So the story
is getting silly
But life outside
is even sillier
but that's Expected
if you are
by heart a
great big old
Yellow Dog named
Old Yeller Finkleheiser
Yeller standing
in the lights
down the valley
of Shadow fire
So it seems
there will be
blood if the
Air once Again.
breathes on me
without Warning or
Electric Light Orchestra
Oh my Lord
screamed the banshee
into the wind
frightening the birds
who were roosting
on the moutain
made of candy 8 3
that looked delicious
except for the
mound of aniseed
which made us
grow three arms
but surprisingly not
three heads also
or three buttocks
and when you
look at me
I see myself
just floating along.
All hail earmuffs
that keep ears
from getting rich
nice and warm
except on Tuesdays
when they go
up in flames
becoming just ash
Then Becoming Ashachu
they randomly just
get all fuzzy.
except when it
plays the saxophone
with the skill
of a World
Lost in time
and in space.
Now then, Mr.
Are you up
asked a voice
from deep inside
the great machine
Asimov called Multivac
whom then did
Not know we`re
inside a hovercraft
going up the
great battlefield hall
of Battlefield Earth
that people destroyed
with sledgehammer rockets.
that destroyed mars
Martians were pissed
. Thus Cooper Tom
Elongated his effervescent
canoodling affair with
his secretary Steve.
All of youtube
Created a gathering
of slighty Welsh
giraffes, that would
Overcome Tom's affair.
In the beginning
there was ham;
in the end. . .
ham was eaten.
And so begins
With much ham,
The brunch special.
Of green ham.
No eggs, though.
It is I
Lrrr, of Omicron
Persi 10. But
Woah... look at
Cross's big fat
bowl of rice!
Because everyone knows
I love your
smile but not
your fox stick.
it was then
that I realized. . .
cheese coffee has
more than enough
smelly feet to
choke a donkey
So I sent
a chipendale's stripper
out to Surrey
where all strippers
go to die ((ever been in the flamingo?))
. The funeral was
inside a smartcar
with eight clowns
. Yappy fox was
One of them.
actually pretty entertaining
was the smelly
scent of a
oldspice guy with
horrible infectous diseases
like ebola and
Rectal cancer, herpes
like massadonian warriors
who fapped to
Judas Priest, while
grabbing Marios fat
and eating a
box of expired
spam, inside the
good ship lollipop
That was actually
the so-so ship
of a fat
fat, fat ,fat
Baby diaper daddy.
who then decided
They should kill
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2lk8ygi.gif)
~~Shadowwolf
the assassin who
fled to cuba
with a chicken
(Oh, its this thread again.)
who proceeded to
Punch the princess
~~Shadowwolf
of Mushroom Kingdom
in the Toad
People found themselves
strangely aroused by
wagging tails of
the fox triplets
whose big round
Face was in
The newspaper time
~~shadowwolf
the goddamn batman!
Then when they
decided to paint
Red roses blue
they ran out
Of delicious hot
sticky cinnamon buns.
After many years
She realized that
~~shadowwolf
her favorite thing
Her Anime Pillows
Which had a
pink lacy border
was her true
Weapon of mass
Destruction so she
Accidently broke her
Nose trying to
Paint her nails
using a sledgehammer.
When people witnessed
The horrific mutilation
Of the yellow
Frilly dress was
Disgusting before our
eyes bleed from
the bright yellow
Evilness before us
started to grow
Into a enormous
juicy eggplant with
very magical powers
The vegetable waved
It's enchanting wand
and shouted loudly
Abra Ka Pokus
Suddenly, without warning
The pigeons went
and transmogrified into
Ashes because they
underwent combustion reaction
Because they suck! XD
(Hehehe~ X3 That made me giggle IRL :3)
A gigade later... (gigade is... 1,000,000,000 years, I do believe :3.. I could be wrong, though X3)
The secret of
the secret is
Not very secret XD
Except to the
Pigeons, which they
had no intelligence
Which makes them
so unintellectual that
They explode when
They spontaneously combust
With gravity, which
causes the world
To rotate backwards
which broke physics
So people were
like "Oh nooooeeessss~~"
But then when
A blimp came
, people started to
Chase it with
torches and pitchforks
As the blimp
slowly morphed into
a giant chicken
That had four
feathers which BC-ians
Saw as a
threat to their
Civilized pile of
Rainbow-colored feces that
attracted chartreuse-colored unicorns
These unicorns started
to attack the
People who thought
that furs were
Weird, so they
decided to worship
The cake that
was made of
white sticky stuff
which ended up
Imploding, which got
the attention of
Those damn pigeons
which decided to
Fly towards the
sun so that
They would burn!!
But once they
got up there
they started to
tire so they
Dropped from the
sky to the
Pit of infinity
plus one. Afterwards
The world witnessed
the most absolutely
Weirdest event, which
was, in fact
Educational...and stuff.
dispite it being
A chain of
events which were (I love how it's pretty much us building the story X3)
believed to be (yeah...but it too damn fun to not stop XP)
result of insanity
Finally, the pigeons (such an anti-climax XD!)
Found out that (well at least it's still being used XD)
instead of being
Annoying, they were
Still alive at
the end of
Time, which begun
Monday. They exploded
into a million
Separate pieces, until
at the turn
Of what became
what was known
As the fallen
entities of life.
Which brought the
sun into alignment
. Then, the galaxy
Was spinning out
In it's car.
Suddenly a Dragon
decided to fly
Right into a
very special event.
Which has FURRIES!!!
These furries were
Cute and cuddly :-3
, especially the species
That loves newcomers
Especially as snacks.
As it became
More certain that...
Everything is gonna
derp away to
Nothing and will
Decentergrate before our
very eyes and
just go poof
Which made everything
Fall into Darkness
At the bottom
Of the abyss.
meanwhile, a big
Blimp sets flight
into the stratosphere
Which some EVIL
pressure of air
Pushed the blimp
into the dead
Silence of space
, which then popped
Making curious aliens
go "what the?"
And start shooting
questions to each
of the professors
of how the
Hell that happend
. Eventually, the curious
Observers clapped for
the side of
The spectacle, then
the spectacles danced
Through the cosmos
with Rick Astley
.The aliens vowed
revenge upon the
Humans that considered
this funny, taking
Extra precaution about
how to maim
all the pie
To be delivered
to the camp
That's on top
of the sundae!
parfai nut mountain.
That was so
yummy that it
Was eaten by
big Russian mobsters
who where super
Drunk with their
little boy toys
Like cars and
naughty thing that
Bring ecstasy to
the giant mouse
That somehow entered
the small bunker
Which was filled
pink bunny rabbits
That seemed very
cuddly plush and
Cute, which made
the trolls puke
Out last nights
tankards of ale
with such intensity
That people laughed
large gobs of
spiders from their
main head orifice
Then Icey saved
the day, again
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! lol
after eating a
porcupine quill popsicle
and fighting a
Giant chicken, which
hens and pecks
while bungee jumping
Into the ravine
the giant gators
with mouths open
sing beautifully while
chomping on chicken
Fingers so they
now look for
A adventure beyond
the spectrum sky
Then, they took
the yellow trail
That leads too
a tiny cave
Beyond the Phillipines
where shoes abound
and diamonds glisten
, oh but wait
there's a chicken
That pecked at
a giant pineapple
suffering acid reflux
from the citrus
Candy cane tree
then dropped dead
Soon after they
Brought a deadly
albatross that they
landed in Australia
to be inspected
With a spatula
and find the
bird was shot
with a wormy
pellet gun, so
burnt and buried
it lay decomposing.
for twenty years
someone came along
with a big
shiny shovel and
dug the dirt
from Mars and
was churned enough
to grow crops
For the Martians
but then, a
Large Unidentified Flying
curdled spaghetti noodle
reached critical mass
and sent many
copies of the
Cable Guy script
towards the only
living writing critic
who had seen
Awesome feats of
failing at writing.
So spell check,
i find the
best part of
microsoft office word
is the beef
stew, served with
baked Apple Products.
the weird thing
is it smells
like fake bacon,
That's been combusting
because of the
acid reflux factor
That violently imploded
like a potato
into sweet wine.
Only experienced users
know how to
drink stench infested
water, without gagging
or throwing up
. so with this
said, You may
salute your shorts
However Small they
may have shrank
my little rider
of a pony
dashing with rainbows
And pretty sparkles.
my boring homework
while listening to
There better be a rule how long each sentence can be...
'rules are boring'
and kicking away
Okay, only Wovianart would have managed to put actions in one line LOL. That was perfect!
my boom box
whose batteries died
. so off i
go with my
skateboard to cruise
all while the
a large dump
trickled down my
leg and out
onto the floor
with huge effort
it reforms itself
into a monster
and eats the
parsley tree of
yummy yum poison
meanwhile somewhere else