The idea is each person makes a wish, but first they grant the wish of the previous person but twist it in a way that's not what the person meant. Such as "I wish I was taller." "I grant your wish by turning you into an oak tree." Have fun with it, try to stump the next person, whatever.
Ill go first! I wish I had a million dollars!!
*Makes its rain one million loonies on your head from the sky* Hope you enjoy =3
Hmm, I wish for peace on earth.
: Kaji March 27, 2009, 12:44:53 -06:00
*Makes its rain one million loonies on your head from the sky* Hope you enjoy =3
Hmm, I wish for peace on earth.
-turns the population of the world in to hippies- now every one start listening to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
I wish for a room full of cookies ^^ yum
Granted, but the cookies fill your room and kill you!
I wish for a cure to cancer!
Ok, you find it, now you have no way to mass-produce it and get it through FDA trials.
I wish I could teleport.
Problem is... you tend to teleport half-in half-out of some things. Like walls.
I wish for more wishes, just because I'm greedy!
Granted , but you now you have given your soul in exchange.
i wish i had money.
Granted, but you turn into a 10 dollar bill
So, go ahead, make a new wish.
He's wished for nothing...
His wish is granted, but he ends up in space and explodes in the vacuum.
I wish I had a puppy.
Wish granted, however, that puppy soon runs away D:
I wish I had the ability to foresee the future
Wish granted, however you can only see the future of gift cards, and shellfish.
I wish I didn't have to go to work.
Granted , but then you lose all your moneys
i wish for a rainbow pony :D
Wish granted, but it's a My Little Pony.
I wish I had all my money back ;)
Geni:Your wish is my command, but i get 99% of it >:D
i wish i could cast ethereal magic :3
Hadlock now has the powers of ethereal Magic... he has the power to control Diethyl ether http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diethyl_ether (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diethyl_ether)
I wish I could go to California.
Wish granted, but you find yourself swimming in the ocean just off of California. Hope you got your swim trunks =3
I wish I lived in a Penthouse.
Granted, But i get to live with you X3
I wish i had french toast right now
granted, but it's arrogant and insults you all the time.
I wish I had a bigger TV.
*kills the toast* >.>
Granted, but you can only watch the news..without colour
i wish i had more muscle to flex.
Granted but they're all in your toes.
I wish I had a real dragon to play with.
Granted, but it sets you on fire
i wish i was all powerful!!!
Granted, you get to play Sim City.
I wish I could fly!
You have an ultralight, with only 30ml of fuel left in the tank and you're 15,000 feet in the air.. OH NO!
I wish I lived in a house with a mouse and a grouse with a spouse, but surely, not a louse!
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PurpleVeggie:
Granted, you get to play Sim City.
I wish I could fly!
Granted,but you end up dying because of your rhymes
I wish i was immortal!
Your head is cut off by a sword-wielding Highlander.
I wish for strawberry pie.
Wish granted but it's a giant strawberry pie and you are crushed by it.
I wish I could work normal hours.
You are employed by the local zoo to teach a gazelle how to play a Kazoo, Monday to Friday, from 9am to 5pm.
I wish for normal food cravings, instead of carrots and celery.
Ok, you crave beer and ground beef-and-cheese nachos. I don't think I even need to corrupt that.
I wish I knew everything.
That wish isn't too far off base, Rat, as you already possess an over abundance of knowledge. But I will corrupt your data with a head crash and 255 bad sectors.
I wish for contentment and never to wish again.
: Yotie March 29, 2009, 09:56:47 -06:00
You are employed by the local zoo to teach a gazelle how to play a Kazoo, Monday to Friday, from 9am to 5pm.
Actually that sounds like fun...
Wish granted, but only because you're in a Seratonin-induced coma.
I wish it was summer.
wish granted
It is now summer 24/7, the sun is constantly out and it is a steady 65C. The water all evaporates and the earth is turned in to a desert planet.
i wish for life to be a video game. ^^
Wish granted but you end up in World of Warcraft as a Gnome.
I wish I could breath fire and incinerate my enemies (bwahahahaha)
Wish granted, but you now breath fire all the time, incinerating your friends, family, dog, cat, and breakfast.
I wish I could think of more wishes.
You get your wish but you can't stop thinking of more wishes and it ends up consuming your life and you die in your house under a pile of sticky notes with all the wishes you thought of on them.
I wish that someone would create a way to make anthros :P
Wish granted, but they can only figure out how to make anthro mosquitos. Soon everyone is being bitten by giant insects out for vengence!
I wish I had sushi right now.
But its Fugu and you end up paralyzed in a room of horny hyper-anthros. Then... well you think of the rest...
I wish I had some Ice Cream :-[
wish granted -turns you into ice cream- you melt in the heat of day
i wish there were no more internet porn :P
wish not granted, it wouldnt be the internet then :P
I wish for more guitar strings!
Granted, but their all bad quality and break once you touch them
i wish i had a new guitar
Granted, but its a squire with hello-kitty painted on it
i wish i could master 6 sting sweeps! >.<
You are the master of sting sweeps, with 6 wasps stinging you 238 times while you are sweeping.
I wish I could travel to the pyramids in Egypt.
Granted, but your tour guide misunderstands your request and sends you to the Yucatan Peninsula to see the Mayan and Aztec Pyramids.
I wish for all of my friends to find bliss in what they seek.
________
RainRat:
You are the master of sting sweeps, with 6 wasps stinging you 238 times while you are sweeping.
I wish I could travel to the pyramids in Egypt.
Granted, your friends all wish to kill you and find bliss at your funeral (they serve cruddy dip there too)
I wish everyone in the world got one wish! (good writers grant this please)
Granted, but the economy would collapse from those wanting gold, money and luxuries, and the wishing system would malfunction because everyone would wish for a thousand wishes.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse!
wish granted your are the first to witness and die at the zombie apocalypse
i wish there was a good live action street fighter movie
Granted but its in Japanese, and no subtitles or translations, and extremely low production.
i wish i had Orange juice :(
Your waitor misunderstands you, and brings you a former NFL player convicted of two murders who thinks you want his autograph, but really doesn't want to meet you, because he's late for a golf game.
I wish I could get by in life by bartering goods, rather than working toward a system without any inherent value, in order to use its imaginary concept to aquire goods and services. Money is a strife-inducing, misery-promoting heap.
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Hadlock:
i wish i had Orange juice :(
Your wish is granted, but the only goods you can barter with are raw fish, and the only goods you can barter for are planks of wood. This effectively leaves you in a position not unlike the one you currently live in, only worse.
I wish I could spend more time with my friends.
You are your friends are transported to a tiny island. Now you can spend all your time with your friends.
I wish I could do the kamehameha wave.
granted, but its a Hadoken instead
I wish i could go to the furmeet tomorrow >.<
Done! You can go, just have to make time for it. :0P
I wish that I could halt my obsession for buying things.
Granted, your obsession has become mine. I bought an ex-military gas stove from England, last week, for $119.
I wish people wouold buy what I create with my hands.
______________________
Adaru:
I wish that I could halt my obsession for buying things.
granted: due to the wish people are buying ANYTHING you make at ANY price, after selling 50000 paper clips you twisted out of shape for 100$ each, bears eat your hands. You have no more hands
I wish people had the ability to fly
Granted, everyone can fly but you. Now everyone lives in cities in the sky and you are left alone on the surface with nothing.
I wish for a dozen 'AA' and a dozen of 'AAA' batteries that never lose their charge and produce a constant 1.5V.
Granted, but they blow up, cause Science cant comprehend a forever running battery.
i wish i got my N.....yeah that's right, i don't have my N, cause i'm just that coo... >.>''
Wish granted, but now "N" is the only letter you know how to use. You cannot speak any other sound.
I wish the weather would make up its damn mind.
You awaken to find yourself in the company of Duke Leto Atreides I, on the Dune planet, where it never rains and is always sunny.
It has been suggested to me that to get what I want, I have to first want nothing, so that a desire can be foisted upon me from where there was none.
_________
Carthage:
I wish the weather would make up its damn mind.
Granted, but sadly it has decided to form clouds in the shape of lewd sayings about you.
I wish that I could eat my own weight in food.
Granted but you can only eat tofu and strawberries
I wish I could meet deadpool(not the movie version of him)
*sends Kitten a picture of Deadpool* there you met him! Ha! You said not movie version, but not picture version~
I wish I could sing
granted but you can only sing italian opera
I wish for a cure for the headache that won't go away no matter how many pain killers I take
Granted you are now dead and you feel nothing.
I wish for a pen that never dies.
Granted but it only writes in lemon juice
I wish photoshop CS4 wasn't so confusing
Granted, but it's now MS Paint
I wish every pair of pants in the world fit me perfectly.
Granted but now you shrink to fit Barbie clothing
I wish I could spend more time with my boy friend
Granted, you are both now in your graves side by side for the rest of your dead lives
I wish animals could live forever
Granted but cockroaches take over the world and humans become their slaves and the animals don't care
I wish I had a new cell phone
gratented but your new cell phone is still in the experimental stage and emits a large amount of radiation . two weeks later you have a brain tumor and cancer.
i wish i could have 6 pack abs and a body that could be called godly
granted, now you have copious amounts of pre-teen fangirls stalking you cause of your extreme sexiness :P
i wish i had a loving mate....
Granted, you have a best friend in Australia that you call your mate but will never see
I wish I could cure cancer
granted, you find the cure for cancer but soon after you get diagnosed with terminal brain tumor your celebration is short lived
i wish i could be more dominant
Granted, but you dominance turns you into a heartless tyrant!
i wish Dracula would show this twilight Fan girls what a real vampire is!
Granted, but he kills you too
I wish the faces on this page would work already
Granted they now work, but can only be viewed on a dead monitor/display.
I wish for a never ending 2L bottle of Mountain Dew. (lol at the reference)
Granted, but your MD is always flat
I wish I could control my hair's growth at will
wish not granted, for the lulz x3
i wish my my guitar teacher would give me extremely hard sheet music >.<
granted but the guitar riffs are so hard core all your strings brake and hit your fingers braking them enough so you can never play the guitar again
i wish i had enough money that i would never have to work again and sustain a level of living in which i have become accustomed to ^^
Granted but you become paranoid and thinks everyone is after your money and you can never fall asleep.
I wish for a new wallet.
granted but this wallet only holds one dime sized object
I wish there was no such thing as nuclear weapons
wish granted but soon after your wish was granted aliens attack and there only weakness is nuclear energy
i wish i was a puppy
Granted but you are destined to stay at the SPCA.
I wish I had a authentic samurai sword.
granted, it is now lodged into your skull and you is dead
I wish final fantasy VII wasn't so expensive
I wish for coffee company in the mornings ^.^, preferably good company, maybe cute too.
Fantasy VII
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/tag/1099387504.html (http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/tag/1099387504.html)
lmao! You're not suppose to literally grant the wish XD thanks anyway
Granted, Star-chan will meet for coffee with Librem on a set morning, Librem will be the judge of cuteness, but it may be overly-cuteness or not enough cuteness!!!
I wish didn't have to shave...down there....haha
*Giggles!* shave down there eh? It's not so bad, if you're new to it, talcum powder or or baby powder helps at first, but skin adjusts *waggles!* but I hear ya.
>> I'm not new to it...it's just.. annoying... and painstakingly slow ><..erm.. we are getting offtopic... you need to wish something
I wish for water slides?
granted but whomever is coming out of them will always hit you
I wish for cotton candy
done but it melts
I wish plain black t-shirts weren't so expensive
Granted plain t-shirts now cost less but the quality of manufacturing has gone way down to compensate, and the t-shirts now only last for 1/2 a day if lucky before the seems rip.
I wish for a new digital camera.
granted, new will mean new to you, but not to someone else, so you get a NEW broken camera
I wish I could eat spicy again
Can you still eat ginger? it's a bit spicy but I am not sure if that causes affect on the tummy that spicy would.
I wish for a local fun cutie to hang with ^.^
Wish granted. *pops right behind you!*
I wish i had some vanilla coffee cream
: librem April 23, 2009, 01:20:00 -06:00
Can you still eat ginger? it's a bit spicy but I am not sure if that causes affect on the tummy that spicy would.
I wish for a local fun cutie to hang with ^.^
Nope... Can't eat it. And I don't like it.
: librem April 23, 2009, 01:20:00 -06:00
Can you still eat ginger? it's a bit spicy but I am not sure if that causes affect on the tummy that spicy would.
I wish for a local fun cutie to hang with ^.^
Granted, but it's gone sour and bad
I wish I had someone to lay in bed with so I didn't have to cry on those lonely nights.
Awwwr :/ way to familiar with how you feel there.
: librem April 23, 2009, 10:59:47 -06:00
Awwwr :/ way to familiar with how you feel there.
psst...you need to grant and make a wish XP
i wish my knee was fixed
Ok. your knee is fixed. As in non-movable.
I wish I had a TV that could see the future.
granted but you only see things that are from other people's lives from people you will never know
Psst. You're supposed to make a new wish.
oops...um... I wish that I could turn gay men I like strait and have them like me too! XP hahaha
Granted!
But then they slowly turn into players~ DX
But dont worry! They still loove youu and only youu~
I wish i had more candy ; o;
Granted, but they were donated by the local arsenic company.
I wish I had a miserable life
Granted, but your miserable life is filled with pancakes and waffles
I wish Sephiroth was real and belonged to me and obeyed me forever XD
Granted but then he would start calling you "Mother" and it would get too creepy and you would have to call Cloud to kill him with the resulting battle would destroy the very universe.
I wish that mankind would discover faster-than-light travel and explore the galaxy.
we cover every inch of our own galaxy and learn allot of things but the minute we go outside our own galaxy the thing waiting for us eats every one
I wish for cherries
granted but they are supper ripe and smoochy
I wish I had someone to hold at night..... *sighs*
granted you now have the corpse of Napoleon to hold at night
i wish i could read my own mind
\m/ >.< awe yah i got Napoleon, bitch!!! >:D
Granted, but you go insane knowning the things you think about
I wish i could find my Wallet >.<''
wish granted you find your wallet on tv news broadcast from the top of mount Everest
i wish for a life free of stress
wish granted, but you relise how boring life would be and you slowly decend into utter madness 'O.o
I WISH FOR MORE COFFEE!!!
Wish granted, and you are fitted with an intravenous Coffee supply. You're heart explodes from caffeine overdose.
You are now dead.
I wish I could travel the world.
Granted, but there's some confusion due to your lack of precision. Enjoy Pluto!
I wish I could become a successful race driver.
Through your thoughtless actions, you accidentally drive the human race to extinction, leaving venus flytraps to evolve into sentient life.
I wish I didn't stay up so damn late every night.
: Tony Greyfox June 12, 2009, 10:54:19 -06:00
I wish I could become a successful race driver.
: Yotie
I wish I didn't stay up so damn late every night.
Wish granted, you begin to stay up early. This causes a cascade reaction in the space-time continuum and time begins to flow backwards... All of humanity in thrown into the mesozoic era and eaten by dinosaurs.
Psst, you have to make a new wish.
I wish RainRat was a raging, cursing, tantrum and furnituure-throwing tyrant.
: RainRat June 15, 2009, 11:35:42 -06:00
Psst, you have to make a new wish.
Wish granted, but he becomes so only relative to his current personality. As such he only throws footstools, says the most minor of cursewords, and has tantrums like a pissed off muppet.
I wish skittles had nutritional value.
wish granted, skittles now have nutritional value so high that the demand for them as the latest heath food craze is high, do to that high demand the price of skittles jumps so high that you can no longer afford to buy them.
i wish there was no more internet pr0nz
Wish not granted, it wouldnt be the interwebs anymore :P
i wish i had new a patch-chord for my guitar
wish granted but it brakes the second use it, i guess you will never buy from a pawn shop again
i wish i was slightly better at art then every artist in the world
You awaken one day to the smell of burning paper, as an angry mob of lesser artists breaks into your home to torch your sketchbooks and paint obscenities on every square millimeter of wall space. One of them dumps a bucket of green paint onto your toilet and welds a pink flamingo onto its fittings, calling it an installation. He then impales himself on a plunger and receives a standing ovation from his peers and is awarded best performance artist in the world. Your fame is eclipsed; phooey.
I wish I hadn't gotten bored of watching internet pr0nz. After 10 years of watching the same type of acts, my eyes and libido have glazed over.
: WerewolfRedX666 June 15, 2009, 08:47:26 -06:00
i wish i was slightly better at art then every artist in the world
Wish granted, but now you spend the next ten years, watching a different set of acts.
I wish fursuits and Mascots didn't get so bloody hot in the summers.
Wish granted but they become so cold inside you want the heat back.
I wish that I had a fursuit of my own
You get up the courage to build your own fursuit, but it's not as good as you expected.. until you build another one.. and another one, and become the envy of the fandom. You get so many fanboys following your FA and your livejournal that you have to cancel the account, and after months and months of calls to your house, your work, and your family, you give up on the fandom. You sell your fursuit on eBay for $4169 to one of the fanboys and buy yourself a car, put bolt-on accessories onto it, then get into autocross racing and tell everyone how much NAWZ your car has.
I wish my fursuit was better.
Granted, but the Aquarium traps you in the dolphin pool thinking your one of their dolphins.
I wish I owned my own mascot/fursuit company.
I wish I was beutiful like other girls. . . :-[
: cookiiemonstrr July 05, 2009, 05:35:57 -06:00
I wish I was beutiful like other girls. . . :-[
you have to corrupt the last wish first.
-Goes back up to Rascals wish-
Granted, but unfortunately your mascot/fursuits become so popular you spend your days working nonstop on suits for people you will never meet. You do die a millionaire though, but never had the time to even spend a dime of it.
I wish I was a famous author who's books were read world wide.
You do, but it's your works of smut that bring you renown. A dubious honour, perhaps?
I wish I were 10 again.
: Rascal Coyote July 07, 2009, 02:56:28 -06:00
: cookiiemonstrr July 05, 2009, 05:35:57 -06:00
I wish I was beutiful like other girls. . . :-[
you have to corrupt the last wish first.
Whoops, lol. My bad. I'll start over again >w<
Wish granted, however, you maybe ten years old again, the date and time of your original death will not change, even if you go back to being ten years old. Sorry. >w<
I wish I was rich. D8
Granted, However the bank find out that the money you got came from someone else's bank account and your charged and convicted with theft and thrown in jail for 20 years.
I wish there was a safe easy cheep way to keep my house clean.
After pressure washing the interior of your house, you discover that the convenient drains in all of your floors are actually furnace ducts, and your basement rapidly floods with murky, grey water.
(okay maybe a little less than safe, but water is free and easy to use)
I wish I could grow my own rice.
: Lenare July 10, 2009, 07:09:05 -06:00
I wish there was a safe easy cheep way to keep my house clean.
A patch magically apears! But its on your back.
I wish for a booth at the next AC.
You are hired by an air conditioning manufacturer to promote the latest production model at a trade show.
I wish contentment were absolute and came without the desire for more.
: Fann July 13, 2009, 12:22:52 -06:00
I wish for a booth at the next AC.
Nobody does anything any more. They all sit there and starve, perfectly content.
I wish for the ability to breathe underwater.
: RainRat July 27, 2009, 07:47:56 -06:00
Nobody does anything any more. They all sit there and starve, perfectly content.
I wish for the ability to breathe underwater.
Granted, now you cant breath anything else.
I wish fer shiny scales.
Granted, you scales are so shiny that they blind everyone around you and ignites everything around you on fire.
I wish it was 15ºC cooler.
It becomes 15% cooler but is like that year round upsetting the oceanic belt eventually destroying the world.
I wish for a 15" afro style haircut.
(That should be safe...)
:laugh:
It catches fire the moment you walk by some flamable object, taking the rest of yo wiht it.
:roll:
I wish the last one to post made a wish
Wish Granted, but it failed due to the Answering machine picking up and no one was home o.o
*I wish I found something nice on the ground >_>
You did: your reflection in a puddle *HUGS*
*Closes eyes* I wish I looked like Robin Hood as he appears at the Disney theme parks!
You now look like a Disney theme park Robin Hood! However, when this happens, a flood of school age children see you and immediately mob you, crushing you to death under them.
*wishes it was easier to shop for computer parts*
Granted!
However, the mass-produced computer parts are made in the Middle East, all pre-programmed with automated computer assistants that tell you how to do everything (verbally and vocally) from pressing the letter A to making odd letters to the government.
I wish I had a hug..!
Granted, but you are crushed to death :B
i wish i had new glasses!
Granted but they explode and all the glass shards go into your eyes, blinding you.
Wishing for a nice home to move into.
Granted!
However, you lose your house in an earthquake.
I want a whole kobe cow to cook!
Granted but you have to slaughter and butcher it
i wish i had more coffee
Granted but its too yesterday's super strong coffee gone cold and you're out of sugar.
I wish my oven was fixed for the sake of the cakes D:
Granted, but the cakes will always be a LIE.....!!
I wish I had a better computer than the stupid piece of crap that I have right now !! DX
Granted, but the computer you got is so advanced it wasn't invented yet so all you get is a I.O.U note
I wish I had a real Dad like Red Foreman
granted but he gets into the whiskey and beats you with a garden hose on a regular basis
I wish I had a great big bag o' grass =>
*A bag of grass the size of BC Place drops on top of you* Wish fulfilled!
I wish I had my own HVX200 HD P2 Camera.
*smokes his way out from the bottom*
granted but it comes with the Gordon Campbell/Amputee, Midget sextape stuck permanently inside and always comes back no matter how many times you tape over it
...No wish is granted! Therefore, time and space compounds itself and divides itself by zero.
Though, I wish my wireless internet would work...
wish granted! but its range is only 6 inches.
i wish i that had a wish :3
Granted, but you wish for me to give you a hug: *Hugz* =3
I wish I was good at drawing so I could draw a furry webcomic.
done but all the jokes are bad.
i wish .................
c-c-combo breaker!
: Arcane_Fox September 30, 2010, 10:46:58 -06:00
Granted, but you wish for me to give you a hug: *Hugz* =3
I wish I was good at drawing so I could draw a furry webcomic.
granted, everyone dies on the 2nd page.
I wish i could manipulate time.
Granted, but you can only go back in time by eating frog tongues with meal worms.
I wish I could find a good place to shop for nougat.
granted but you get diabetes after the first bite and can't eat it anymore
i wish for nothing in my nothing while nothing nothings my nothing.
: Lt ReiStark October 02, 2010, 01:19:45 -06:00
granted but you get diabetes after the first bite and can't eat it anymore
i wish for nothing in my nothing while nothing nothings my nothing.
Granted, but antimatter congeals around you and causes you to fall in on yourself.
(Nothing is still something.)
I wish people in the media could stop being so stupid.
done, but all they talk about is spam.
i wish everyone was gay :gay:
granted, but the HUGE black guy from The Shawshank Redemption hunts you down and rapes you repeatedly
I wish I got paid moar!
: whitewolfy88 October 04, 2010, 12:42:49 -06:00
granted, but the HUGE black guy from The Shawshank Redemption hunts you down and rapes you repeatedly
I wish I got paid moar!
Morgan Freeman?
(http://daily.gay.com/.a/6a01156e9cba4c970c0133f18a591d970b-320wi)
Granted, but your increased pay is in sand dollars. (try to convert that to CAD :p)
I wish for Utopia! (instead of the Dystopia the world seems to be headed towards)
granted but its the utopia bakery
i wish that this thread would explode
granted the thread explodes, but from each piece a new thread of the same topic is created
i wish i knew what to wish for
granted but you wish that i would have sex with you.
i wish that you would corrupt this wish
Granted, except i do the exact opposite and procrastinate its corruption.
i wish this thread would stop being necro'd and just die already.
granted but you die with it
i wish for an unbreakable longboard
granted, but the moment you step on to it you are hit by a 18 wheeler Freight-liner transport truck that is shipping more unbreakable landyachtz longboards to their various retail stores and you are paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of your life from the transport truck severing your spinal cord upon impact.
I wish that the portal to R'lyeh would open and Cthulu and his host of Deep Ones devour this thread.
granted but FGSFDS
i wish that nobody would corrupt this wish
˙spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn pǝnuıʇuoɔ ǝq ʇsnɯ pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ
˙ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ɥsɐɹʇ sıɥʇ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı ʍous puɐ sǝǝɹƃǝp 0Ɩ doɹp plnoʍ ǝɹnʇɐɹndɯǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı
NOT GRANTED! MWAHAHAHA
i wish this wish would not be refered to in the next post
: Lt ReiStark December 07, 2010, 11:21:15 -07:00
NOT GRANTED! MWAHAHAHA
i wish this wish would not be refered to in the next post
Your wish was granted... However upon revision the board of Wish Granting has ruled your wish unmerited due to your failure to grant the former wish.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie. T.T
Granted, But then you'd still have no friends to share it with.
˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn spɹɐʍʞɔɐq ɹɐoɯ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı
granted but it's actually just cyrillic ..in soviet russia, wish grants you!
I wish for a big ol' bag o' weed
: whitewolfy88 December 08, 2010, 11:37:43 -07:00
granted but it's actually just cyrillic ..in soviet russia, wish grants you!
I wish for a big ol' bag o' weed
Granted, you get a QP but it is moldy and filled with seeds.
I wish I were a pair of unwashed lederhosen. :p
Granted!
However, the lederhosen was dragged through an uncleaned horse barn, a pig's sty, and a fresh cow pie.
I wish I could get to bed earlier than I let myself..
granted but you won't wake up again after 200 years and all your friends and family have dieded with you.
I wish I had a beer, it's a great way to meet the day :D
granted but it's all head.
i wish i had a new computer.
Granted! But, your new computer explodes as soon as you start it up.
I wish I owned my own business
granted but you sell Betty White shaped dildos
i wish my Let's Play would be more popular so other people could see my work
granted but everyone thinks it's shit and let's you know about it with strongly worded comments on your page
I wish classic auto was open so I could get some tail lights for my truck
granted but it's all head.
you're a bastard :P
Granted, but when you go to a mechanic to install them they steal every other part of your car, leaving it hollow.
i wish people decided to want look more like
Granted! But they wanna look like Betty White dildo's.
Though seriously, if someone made them, I bet they would become a novelty item of sorts.
I wish I owned a concert hall
(http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/People/B/Betty_White/betty_white_tired_of_your_shit_01.jpg)
Granted, but then about 40 creepers from minecraft are waiting on the inside, and the moment you open it they all go
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and explode.
I wish youtube downloader would fucking go back to .mp4a format instead of .flv
Granted! but then you have to pay for downloads on youtube.
I wish it was illegal to kill wolves EVERYWERE in the world!
Granted but hunters kill cute little bunny rabbits and kids with AIDS instead.
i wish you mom would stop trying to come on to me >:(
Granted, you're raped instead.
I wish Rei wasn't such a try-hard newfag
Granted, instead Rei becomes the best troll the forum has ever seen.
I wish I didn't have to keep secrets >.>
Granted however you can only tell the secrets of a tablespoon (don't ask)
I wish the pain was gone.
Granted but it is replaced by constant unending laughter
i wish i had a better computer.
: ThanatosPanda December 13, 2010, 10:17:49 -07:00
Granted, you're raped instead.
I wish Rei wasn't such a try-hard newfag
Dude i've been on the forum longer than you O.o
Granted, but it has Vista and cannot operate 100% with more than two things running at once.
I wish GM would close down for good x3
Granted but it was just the concession that closed down. Not the entire GM
I wish for more Coke and munchies
granted but the cola has tadpoles in it and the chips are shaped like SEASON 10 OF POKEMON!
: Lt ReiStark December 14, 2010, 10:35:15 -07:00
Granted but it is replaced by constant unending laughter
i wish i had a better computer.
: ThanatosPanda December 13, 2010, 10:17:49 -07:00
Granted, you're raped instead.
I wish Rei wasn't such a try-hard newfag
Dude i've been on the forum longer than you O.o
I'm refering to the memes.
posting trollface in every thread doesnt make you cool
: ThanatosPanda December 17, 2010, 08:09:43 -07:00
I'm refering to the memes.
posting trollface in every thread doesnt make you cool
Please try to stay within the parameters of the game Rei and Thana.
I will restart things ^^
I wish I was on the bottom a cuddle puddle <3
: ThanatosPanda December 17, 2010, 08:09:43 -07:00
: Lt ReiStark December 14, 2010, 10:35:15 -07:00
Granted but it is replaced by constant unending laughter
i wish i had a better computer.
: ThanatosPanda December 13, 2010, 10:17:49 -07:00
Granted, you're raped instead.
I wish Rei wasn't such a try-hard newfag
Dude i've been on the forum longer than you O.o
I'm refering to the memes.
posting trollface in every thread doesnt make you cool
im not trying to be cool.
im a weird guy, probably because i have autism.
so if you don't like the way i like to talk or act then please keep it to yourself.
this web site does not need the conflict
: Roxxy_Starrz December 17, 2010, 03:17:06 -07:00
: ThanatosPanda December 17, 2010, 08:09:43 -07:00
I'm refering to the memes.
posting trollface in every thread doesnt make you cool
Please try to stay within the parameters of the game Rei and Thana.
I will restart things ^^
I wish I was on the bottom a cuddle puddle <3
GRANTED!! but the cuddle pile is all creepy homeless people
Rei you forgot your wish, the game can't continue with out it! >.<
i wish Half Life 2 was longer
Granted. However, the amount of time spent on your parallel universe's gameplay lengthening, severely compromises the quality of the artwork, the coding, and Gabe Newell replaces Gordon Freeman, with physical characteristics and gameplay handling matching the real Gabe Newell. Enjoy your 90 hour slog through low poly glitchy hell.
I wish I still had coffee cream in the fridge. I'm out. :P
Granted, Your fridge is packed full of coffee cream only it's all a month past it's expatriation date.
I wish the pain in my back would go away.
Granted, but then the pain travels up to your head.
I wish work would go smoothly for once.
granted but it last ten seconds before somebody starts throwing Betty White shaped dildos at you from affar untill your shift ends.
i wish my friend Andy would stop coming over and buging me during my sleeping time, ie: daylight
granted but he stops coming over altogether because he died from aids
I wish the av jacks on my t.v. weren't broken
Granted, but they only work for 17 seconds per day.
I wish we'd get snow for more than a day this winter.
Granted, but you get snowed in, and you lose all your power and wireless service. You're trapped in your own house for two weeks without heat and electricity and your whole family catches the flu. :(
I wish I had more sexual allure, and a pimpin stache.
Scratch that, I wish for a double mama burger combo from A&W. With onion rings and a mug of root beer. :P
granted but they take forevar as usual and your onion rings get cold and greasy ((demand onion ring putine ..you won't regret it))
and my thingies only work about that long anyways
i wish I liked pudding so i can eat the pudding I made
Wish granted. But your allergic to pudding.
I wish my new DJ Mixer was here already.
Granted, but you have to assemble ALL OF IT yourself.
I wish my breath was more pleasant smelling right now. :-[
Greanted, only your breath smells like pine needles now.
I wish I wouldn't wake up snuggling my pillow tomorrow. (Like I know I will >_>)
Granted, you wake up snuggling against a fat middle aged punjabi man named Arahni Karpal.
I wish for a cream soda! >.<
granted but it's the tasteless gut rotting jones soda cream soda
I wish there was something good on t.v.
Granted but its only a single frame per hour.
I wish I knew how to use every feature of blender 3d animation perfectly
Granted but all you make is low grade Pr0n that nobody likes.
I wish i could talk to brad from 4 player podcast
Granted but brad only swears at you
I wish that this wish would come true
Granted, but as you didnt particulary specify anything other the granting of a wish, it creates a void, and you are wiped from existence.
I wish i had more first places in transformice, i'm sick of always coming in at 2nd or 3rd
granted but you are sent to the world championships in Russia where it is a full contact sport.
i wish i had a chicken meatloaf sandwich.
Granted but instead of bread its two bicycle seats.
I wish that this wish wasn't granted.<-----
not granted so you don't get jack shit
I wish I could find the bryan adam's version of hiding from love instead of crappy nantucket
: Lt ReiStark January 09, 2011, 05:19:51 -07:00
granted but you are sent to the world championships in Russia where it is a full contact sport.
i wish i had a chicken meatloaf sandwich.
Thats called collision maps, and i already dominate at those.
also @whitewolfy88
Granted, but its played backwards and you can only listen to it once.
Granted but you didn't wish for anything so you get a Betty White shaped novelty dildo.
i wish for world peace :hug:
granted but the entire human race must be completely wiped out before that'll ever happen :P
I wish for nuclear holocaust :D :D
Granted, only the world is incinerated we learn the horrible truth of what is to come in the afterlife, to feed the elder gods, Azathoth, Cthulhu, Shub-Niggurath, Cthugha, Yig, Hastor, & all the other malovent beings from Yuggoth and byeond.
I wish that I were a Deep One, blubblubblubblubblubblub. :D
Granted, but cthulu feels threatened by your sudden inheritance of power and destroys you after several seconds of it all.
I wish my cat wouldn't blindly dive off a 4 foot high shelf and onto my stomach.
Granted, except your cat now aims for your face instead of your stomach.
I wish the create you own card Great Old Ones Planewalkers were tournament legal in Vintage. XD
Granted but a i heard was Magic magic magic the gathering magic, so i give you a Cyber End Dragon YuGiOh card.
i wish Furthia High would update on time
Granted, but now your graphics load a lot slower.
I wish I knew a touch more French, as this White culinary is getting to me x.x...
French what? French. . . architecture? Granted, you are now an expert in rococo and art nouveau exterior design. :)
I wish I were healthier and better fit.
granted but now you become a flamingly gay talk show host who cries when talking to people more than Oprah.
You posted no wish you you get bees.
Conan: Oprah's Bee Giveaway (Black Eyed Peas) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbfoAKet8Vc#ws)
I wish people decided to want look more like
you stated you wish in a nonsensical way so
Rick James - Fuck Yo Couch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJkhSUSnek#)
I wish i had an HDTV
Granted however when you get the HDTV home and all set up, it explodes when you turn it on.
I wish I didn't have to go to Vancouver tomorrow.
Granted, but you have to come to Surrey instead.
I want to go to FC (and preferrably with the same equipment that I used to film Howloween)
Granted but nobody is there but the russian mafia.
I wish for *pretends to be Dr,Evil* One Billion Dollars! mwahahaha mwahahaha mwahahahahahahaaa!
Granted, hoever the billion dollars you receive is in sand dollars.
I wish I had a reason to stay in Vancouver today!
Granted, you are the sole suspect of a murder on Camby and the police have detained you for questioning. :police: :highfive: :police:
I wish I had a nice cold apple cider in my bony little paws right now!
Granted, but the Apple Cider is at -265ºC and your paws are burned from the intense cold.
I wish the waiting list for an MRI wasn't so damn long. >_<
Granted but its overpowered so you become magnetized and ever piece of electronics you go near blows up and every time you walk near metal you get stuck.
i wish i had the Alestorm: Black sails at midnight CD!
Granted. But it was burned from someone else's iTunes account and you cant listen to it due to the copy protection.
I wish my wishes didn't always turn out so bad.
Grsnted, your wishes shall now have neutral effect. Which means they still bring about nothing positive to you.
I wish I didn't have this gross fungal infection.
Granted. You are now an infection on the fungus.
I wish laundry did itself
Granted however the laundry never seems to remember to fold it'self and put it'self away.
I wish I could time travel.
Granted. However, you find yourself in 1955, with your mother falling in love with you and yourself slowly disappearing from a picture of your family from 1985. You scramble to find out whats going on and try to get help from a doctor friend fo yours. 2 sequels ensue.. during which you almost get strangled. Everything later turns out to be OK, but later in life you develop an incurable disease, much to your fan-bases dismay.
I wish I had a Delorian
Granted, it's rusted inside and out, the engine needs an overhaul, you can't read the dashboard through the dust and crud, the side windows are smashed, and the interior smells like cat pee.
You forgot to make a wish so are banished to the Icelandic Furries Forum
I wish there was an Icelandic furries forum.
Granted but you have to sell your dellorian to make it, those things are RARE so even in that condition you could fetch some bling.
i wish my friend didn't need to move away :(
Granted, your friend stays, but you have to move away.
I wish for a cheeseburger!
granted but
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i wish i had a pony :D
You get a pony, But you got him off Ebay so he's dead.
I wish for the midus touch, except everyone I touch dies instead of turning to gold. c:
~~shadowwolf
Granted but everyone turns into empty rum bottles.
I wish for more rum.
Granted! You get more rum, but no container! What isn't stolen by the hobos is washed away before you get a chance to enjoy a drop!
I wish I had more cider ...
Granted but all you get are the empies IIIIII refilled mauhshshsh!!
I wish for some coffee D:
GRANTED! You get a cup of scalding hot fresh coffee! BUT, it falls out the bottom of the cup and lands in your crotch, burning you for 2d6 damage!
I wish I hadn't drank so much tonight!
Granted but you get Whitz' super poked instead!
I wish for Akonite to be a 24/7 service.
GRANTED! But Akonite dies after 2 or 3 days of non-stop service, and thus, all the funky beats die with him.
I wish .... that I had kidneys now ...
Granted but you have to use Akonite's kidneys and you die of Takila poisoning.
I wish I had ermm soberness?
Granted but you have to sell your dellorian to make it, those things are RARE so even in that condition you could fetch some bling.
granted but you get a brutal hangover instead
there are a couple warehouses in texas full of delorian chassis and body panels
I wish I could kick this cold before tomorrow
Granted, but you just caught my fungal infection.
I wish I didn't have heartburn right now.
granted but you have a heart attack instead
You also get a heart attack cause you didint wish for anything
I wish I wasnt in so many other peoples wishes.
: Akonite January 22, 2011, 02:31:15 -07:00
You also get a heart attack cause you didint wish for anything
I wish I wasnt in so many other peoples wishes.
Done, but you're in my dreams tonight Ohhhhhhh snap!!!
I wish Katila was in the dream too.
Granted! The Katila steals your Akonite, punches your dog, and runs away! So you get left with nothing ...
I wish I had not drunk so damn much last night! >_<
(PS, "punches your dog" is a Borderlands reference, I am not that mean)
Granted however you never drank anything last night all you did was ********** and then ran out into the street and got in to a head-butting contest with a street sweeper. You still wake up with a splitting headache and feel like crap though.... XP
I wish that court fine from ten years ago would disappear.
[MOD]Keep it clean people (no drugs). :police:[/MOD]
Granted, but you received new court fines for the next ten years.
I wish for a good wholesome home-cooked meal.
granted but it was wholeomely home-cooked by hannibal lecter
wish my lungs weren't so sore from coughing
Granted, but now your balls are sore from kickings.
I wish for a small bowl of lime sherbet.
Granted but you think it tastes like pine cones so the goverment takes you to a lab to cut you open because its so wierd.
i wish for the next persons wish to be PWND
Granted. But they dont know what PWND means, so it ends up meaning: Pleasantly Winning Ninety Dollars
I wish Native Instruments would hurry up with my damned mixer.
Wish Granted! the truck that is transporting the mixer speeds up and runs a red light, then on a bridge, he tried to stop but slides and ends up going over the side taking two smaller cars with him, and they all fall into the river. congratulations! you just cause the death of three people, and seriously four more!
I wish I had a better job
granted but you're immediately fired and replaced by four immigrants who'll work for a fraction of the pay ((happened to me on more than one occasion))
I wish we'd close our borders already
granted! but Canadians don't reproduce enough to keep the population stable and so it rapidly declines, and soon there's not enough independents for dependents and the country is over run with old people!!!! OMFG!!! attack or the OOOOOOLLDIIES!!!
I wish for a cheese burger =D
Granted but the meat is made of your fursona stolen from an alternate universe.
i wish for a PS2.
Granted, but it arrives without remote controllers.
I wish my mother would stop buying oranges, hardly anyone in this house eats as many as she buys every week, and at least half of them always go bad!
Granted but you start buying the same amount and giving them to me.
i wish for two OMNI-WORKING PS2 controlers that never explode, break, and are theft-proof.
Granted! but they transform into annoying robotic room mates, that never want to game with you.
I wish I had a birdy ^^
Granted, a package containing six of them - including two tennis rackets - is at your front door.
I wish I didn't have a staf infection, and that I didn't have to take these huge horse pills every six hours. :'(
Granted, but it's replaced with a virulent STD and you have to take the same-sized pill as a suppository for 3 months.
I wish I had my own drum set :/
Granted! but everytime you play the dog goes psyco and destroyes the house! I get so tired of the dog going crazy and messing up the house that I leave, and rescue your cat from the dog in the process.
I wish emofox's dog was calmer
: JestersKing January 25, 2011, 12:11:26 -07:00
Granted, but it's replaced with a virulent STD and you have to take the same-sized pill as a suppository for 3 months.
I wish I had my own drum set :/
Granted but its a set of ear drums from jungle animals sent to you by the univercity of cambridge to yell at and see if the animals can still hear you all the way from the lab.
: Rain Lycan January 25, 2011, 01:01:47 -07:00
Granted! but everytime you play the dog goes psyco and destroyes the house! I get so tired of the dog going crazy and messing up the house that I leave, and rescue your cat from the dog in the process.
I wish emofox's dog was calmer
granted, but now the dog is in a state of shock and wont move unless its trying to pee on you.
i wish for a pumpkin pie!
Granted! but then a purple hippopotimus shows up and steals it! threatening you with it's big hippo teeth!
I wish I was more motivated
granted but you're motives are to become a stool sample expert.
i wish for a hug from a nice big cute furry ^.^
Granted! -give you a big hug =D- but then my f-list character shows up and rapes you D=
I wish I had candy T.T
granted, but all of the candy is that gross hard candies that old people put out on christmas, and it's covered in bits of indistinguishable red fuzz.
I wish I was in Carrighfearghus.
lol
granted but i don't know what that is so you are now in a tutu.
i wish Rain Lycan's f-list character would stop molesting people under age.
Granted, instead he rapes you with a 7 inch long dildo without lube.
I wish I had gone to bed two hours ago rather than stay up until now.
granted but i send said f-list character to rape you after your wish granting imploded on itself for not granting the wish.
i wish for a gun to shoot pedos from F-List who try to rape me.
Granted! but guns don`t work on fictional characters. and so Ryan continues to molest the younglings.
I wish I didn`t have to do house cleaning
Granted, you get to do the cooking instead.
I wish for guacamole.
granted, but in it is the mole from a mole
i wish my friend would finish with the putting the ears on my hat so i will be ready for howloween
Granted but they're pink house bunny ears.
I wish Who Framed Roger Rabbit had a sequel.
Granted but Elijah Wood stars in it and does that blank look the whole film to distract you.
I wish to play a childrens card game on a motercycle... wait thats just stupid. well i stand by it!
Granted, but you have to play for all eternity and your playmate is that nerdy girl from Jurassic Park.
I wish I had one of those three dimensional printers that build plastic models.
Granted, but you can't figure out how to use it.
I wish our house didn't smell of poo on account of the septic tank needing emptying yesterday.
Granted, but now it smells like pee.
I wish it would quit raining for once!
Granted but a bunch of geramns in blimps hover over your home and pee down at you.
i wish for RL furries
Granted, but they all hate you.
I wish I were fatter.
Granted but we switch bodys so i get to be skinny and the furries love me and not you.
i wish for an apple pie.
Granted, but it's freeze dried.
I wish Reistark were skinnier.
Granted but i turn into a long sword and stab your dog And/Or cat, i am skinnier though.
i wish Ren had a new pet to replace the one i stabbed
Granted, Reistark killed my mother's evil satanic little rat dog, so now I get to buy a siamese kitty. :D
I wish I were a little less white.
Granted but now you are green.
i wish Renwaldo and his new kitty had a cat toy to play with :3
Granted, but it's literally a cat that has been preserved and formed into a toy.
I wish more people played the games i play.
GRANTED. But so many people play the games you do the servers get too full and you get people who harass you all the time when your on. Also your gaming system gets the red ring.
I wish my for candy. c:
~~Shadowwolf
Granted but i had no idea what you wished for so you just got a piece of paper that reads "BOO!"
I wish Tetris had a movie
Granted but you star in it and all the other blocks are rapists and you're the first block put down so the're all on top of you.
i wish the show Tosh.0 would stop playing and ripping off RWJ
Granted, but tosh starts a new show called Tosh.P that does the same thing.
I wish RWJ Stared as himself in the most Carnage filled action film ever.
Granted but it is done by that guy who did the east indian action film with the indian teminator.
I wish the person who grants this wish would get a bowl of yummy jelly beans :D
Granted. But they are expired jelly beans. Gees thanks. :c
I wish for a zombie apoc to happen. c:
~~Shadowwolf
Granted, you're one of the first to go.
I wish I were sober.
Granted but you have a HUGE hangover.
I wish the jelly beans were fresh.
Granted, all the dairy products in your fridge are now sour though.
I wish I weren't hungover right now. I seriously am. :'(
GRANTED, you do not have a hangover anymore. Instead you have the flu. So your throwing up, got a headache and are very dizzy along with a fever. c:
~~shadowwolf
GRANTED! you get a betty white shaped lollypop, and if you don't suck on if untill its gone it will explode turning you into a detty white shaped adult novelty item that will be delivered to edward from twilight who will use you untill you break.
i wish for a Walther P22 handgun with licence and registration for myself.
Granted, you shoot your balls off.
I wish Concession hadn't ended. :'(
Granted but i goes on forever about Matt's bowel movements.
I wish for a new shower head
Granted, you have to install it yourself though.
I wish I were asleep right now.
Granted, but your dream about the Teletubies.
I wish it would snow on Thursday.
Granted, it snows so much you lose your power and access to the outside world.
I wish I wasn't so nervous of this job interview.
Granted! instead your overly confident and cocky and end up making an ass of your self.
I wish my cousin was here so we could hang-out ;D
Granted but its the wrong cousin who you've never met and who hates you so she won't hang out with you.
i wish the Concession comics about Matt's bowels would end >:( thanks a bunch Renwaldo
First things first, I have a few things to say; I know there's another thread about this, started by Austincat, I believe, but I'm scared to necropost a half-year, so I decided to revive it in a new thread~ X3
Essentially, the rules to this game are as follows; one person makes a wish, let's say their wish isssss~~.... oh.. I dunno... "I wish to live forever", the next person to post has to break that wish, or essentially turn the positives into the wish into negatives or whatever you want to call it. Using the previous example, "Granted, but everyone you know dies long before you, and no matter how hard you try, you can't die, and whomever you meet dies in what seems an instant to your life; when the world ends, you're stuck floating in space for millenia until you reach another planet out of chance". The person would then make another wish, and it would continue. Sorry, my example was a bit.. dark, and long, but I'm sure you get the idea.
So have fun~ :3
I'll start it off, I guess...
I wish.. I could control the flow of time at will.
: yoshibear1009 October 10, 2011, 11:33:31 -06:00
First things first, I have a few things to say; I know there's another thread about this, started by Austincat, I believe, but I'm scared to necropost a half-year, so I decided to revive it in a new thread~ X3
[admin]I'd rather not have two threads with the same game. Threads merged.[/admin]
: RainRat October 10, 2011, 11:44:17 -06:00
I'd rather not have two threads with the same game. Threads merged.
Thanks :3
..-squirms timidly-
Anyways,...
I wish.. I could control the flow of time at will.
Wish is granted, but yer only allowed to go forward, not backward.
I wish to be the greatest opera singer.
Granted, you become the greatest opera singer, but then everyone loses interest in opera. Everyone.
I wish for the nile~! X3 -/reference-
I wish I had impeccable timing and a sweet heart to enjoy it.
: librem October 11, 2011, 12:09:00 -06:00
I wish I had impeccable timing and a sweet heart to enjoy it.
You forgot to grant yoshi's wish, just remember for next time.
Wish granted....but at some point you'll be hit by a bus.
I wish that I could leap great distances.
: librem October 11, 2011, 12:09:00 -06:00
I wish I had impeccable timing and a sweet heart to enjoy it.
(You kinda need to break the wish above....)
You get impeccable timing, but then whenever your sweetheart begins to talk, you start talking the millisecond she does, and this continues until she leaves you, and everyone else starts to hate you for it.
I wish for the nile~! X3 -/reference-
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: Mattfolx October 11, 2011, 12:13:35 -06:00
You forgot to grant yoshi's wish, just remember for next time.
Wish granted....but at some point you'll be hit by a bus.
I wish that I could leap great distances.
Ninja >w>
Granted, but your body still can't handle the jump, and you break every bone in your body on your first jump
I wish for the nile~! X3 -/reference-
Rawr! XP
: yoshibear1009 October 11, 2011, 12:16:05 -06:00
(You kinda need to break the wish above....)
You get impeccable timing, but then whenever your sweetheart begins to talk, you start talking the millisecond she does, and this continues until she leaves you, and everyone else starts to hate you for it.
*face palm* excuse my misunderstanding, and yes I'll be hated for ever. XD
: Mattfolx October 11, 2011, 12:26:38 -06:00
*face palm* excuse my misunderstanding, and yes I'll be hated for ever. XD
I dun geddid .w.
I just scratched that all out 'cuz you ninja'd me .w.
Now.. break wish~? XP
After reading the explanation, I felt I like a goof, so I wrote a little apology for my mid under standing of the wish. Which I'll be hated for XP Enough of that though, next person may ask their wish.
I wish for foxes to enslave the world! >:3
Wish granted, but the world they enslave is 22 million light years away.
I wish for a nice piece of cheesecake .
: Duffy October 12, 2011, 04:23:11 -06:00
I wish for a nice piece of cheesecake .
Granted, but what appears before you is 1000000 pieces of cheesecake.
I wish for....WORLD PEACE! :birdy:
Wish granted, you are now one of the millions of stoners who can make that possible. Welcome to the club *shakes your hand* ;D
I Wish to own a bi-plane.
Wish granted, but the plane is bisexual and constantly trying to hump other planes.
I wish for a lifetime supply of sunflower seeds.
Wish granted, but you ate too many and now, there are pretty sun flowers growing out of yer tummy X3
I wish I could have a rocket
Wish granted, but it's stuck in your butt. :D
I wish my truck never ran out of fuel.
Granted, however the quality and color is nothing like you expected and is a complete piece of crap, forcing you to not wear it at meets xD
I wish I was skinneh and purrdeh x3
Hunny, you're already gorgeous so that part of your wish is invalid.
However, your 'skinneh' wish is granted, but you are now malnourished and suffering from scurvy. GOOD LUCK
I wish for a hip replacement!
Your hip is replaced. You never said with what, so it is replaced with a Rubix Cube.
I wish for the power of teleportation.
Your wish is granted, but you always teleport into a 70's porno
I wish i could solve Murphy's hip cube
Granted, but as you finally finish it Implodes and destroys all evidence then blows up.
I wish for something awful.
Granted, but the reply is so late it gets locked for necroposting
I wish for the newest book in the Inheritance set (Eragon :3)
Your wish is granted, however the only thing written in the book is: Eragon :3. Repeated over and over.
I wish for a potato
: Duffy October 28, 2011, 07:21:27 -06:00
Your wish is granted, however the only thing written in the book is: Eragon :3. Repeated over and over.
I wish for a potato
Granted, however everytime you reach for the potato, your hand seems to go right through it, others can't see it, only you can, and it's just that one single potato.
I wish for more shifts at work at Fright Nights. D:
Granted, but each shift is two seconds, not rounding up to 15 minutes, with an hour between shifts.
I wish that discrimination would just die already @.@
Wish granted, now Fox News has become a candy store. XD
I wish for not one, but two pennies.
Granted, but those two pennies cost every thing that you owned
I wish teenagers were more mature -.-;
Ugh, you me both =w= Granted, however their maturity level is only 10%, meaning the other 90% is still their stupidity and annoyingness...
I wish all the douchebags in the world would grow up and GET A LIFE!!! AND STOP BEING STUPID!!! (Which'll most-likely be impossible unfortunately =w= my assumption: immature teenagers later become annoying douchebags)
(I'll take it! Better than now >w>)
Granted, but they get your life that was intended for you. That being millionaires. (And yuppers... >.>)
I wish that people got the jobs they deserve, and not those annoying douchebags (Especially entry-level jobs...) >.>
Wish granted, but you end up being an annoying douchbag.
I wish I was young again.
Wish granted, but then you're 1 millisecond old, and unable become older.
I wish I broke the Theory of Relativity >:3
wish granted, but then all your annoying relatives come to visit....FOREVER! =D
I wish for the MOST EPIC WISH CORRUPTION EVER!
Granted. A big banner with the caption,"MOST EPIC WISH CORRUPTION EVER!" appears before you.
I wish for a thunder storm....
Granted, however it's nowhere near you live or where you can travel too
I wish for medium powers (corrupt away! lol XD)
Well since you asked for Medium powers you get them. Your art medium will forever be traditional.
FOREVER GOOD BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. The world is also in high demand for Digital artwork.
( I didn't really understand that wish. but I tried. 'u')
I wish for everyone on this planet to suffer as if it were an anime tragedy. ;u; Teehee.
Granted *gets attacked by 1000 ninjas*
I wish these ninjas would go away :(
( i think she meant medium in the sense that, a practice in which a person claims to be an intermediary between the physical world and the spiritual world)
Granted! The ninjas are removed, but are replaced by pirates, who are far louder, smellier, and more brutishly violent.
I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Coke.
Granted,the coke unfortunately is actually *ahem* cocaine, but it's diet XD
I wish to have the power lift heavy objects.
Granted, but you can only lift objects that are heavy relative to a house-fly.
I wish sport-scholarships didn't exist >.>
Granted, now the whole world is collapsing, now they have no sports to entertain 77% of the population.
I wish I can have a new fursuit head.
Granted. Your head is now a fursuit head.
I wish I can think with Portals.
Granted, but now you can ONLY think with portals.
I wish for Skyrim ;-;
Granted, now whatever that maybe, it will kill you.
I wish it would stop raining DX
Granted. Have fun living in the Sahara, Matt.
I wish it would start snowing.
Granted, however it's only snowing in your imagination, meaning only you can see it, nobody else can, and they all think you're crazy. XD
I wish I had a bag of pistachios right now >.< lol
Granted, but the bag is impossible to open. Mwa ha ha!
I wish I didn't have to hear about Skyrim so often. :P
Granted, but now you're deaf :3
I wish my internet would stop sucking, and start bl-shot- working.
Granted, your internet stops sucking, and starts blowing.
I wish I had rum for my eggnog.
Granted. You get your rum, but it tastes like it came out of the 800-lb woman's rear end. And no one wants to taste that.
I wish for a washing machine and dryer at my house.
Granted. It works, but you have to pay an astronomical electrical bill worth 50 Bugatti Veyrons. Daily.
I wish I do not have art blocks.
Granted. No more art blocks. Instead you get "Art Farts" aka "Brain Farts" :3
I wish my mom would stop inviting over her gambling friends, or as I call then, "the friends who use her for her money and our food" >w>
Well thats a perfectly sensible I dont know how I could turn that bad. . . . .wish granted but at the cost of all your belongings
I wish I was in the military! :-3
Granted, but you're in the military... That's bad enough X3
I wish I was less ignored, but still ignored by the 'average' people
Granted. Oh look, all the non-average people want to raid your den in for a party...and they leave a non-average mess everywhere for you to pick up.
I wish I learned how to play the saxophone.
Wish Granted but you can't stop playing the saxophone
I wish i had some salsa for my cool ranch Doritos® :-3
Congratulations. Now you have a whole trope of salsa dancers bothering you with their continuous salsa dances while you eat your Doritos with ranch dressing.
I wish I could hit high notes.
Granted, but it's so high, that it makes peoples ears bleed.
I wish someone else can take care of my snow shoveling chores.
Granted, but they shovel it all infront of your door so it wont open
i wish my lip would heal
Granted but it wont stop growing!
wish it would snow more ^^
no, i dont havee winter tires on yet D: ))
Granted, but it snows so much it blocks your doors and you cant get out
i wish my cat would stop meowing
(is it in heat or something? or is it just meowing for the heck of it? o=)
Granted. It has stopped meowing. Now it just barks. 8D
I wish for moar SNOW!!!!!!! >.<;;
(nah, its just meowing for the heck of it))
granted, but all if lands on you and crushes you
....And you broke it! :(
I wish food wasn't so bloody expensive.
Granted, it's no longer bloody expensive, and now it's just bloody, LOL xD
I wish that HP Printer ink wasn't so expensive LOL XD
Granted. Hawaiian Punch is now not so expensive. Printer ink on the other hand, stays the same.
I wish I can wield antimatter.
Wish granted but you were only able to wield it only once effectively.
I wish for a plane!
Here. *throws a sheet of paper* Close enough.
I wish for a triangular piece of biscuit.
Granted *cuts a square biscuit in half corner to corner and hands it to you*
I wish i didn't have to go to work.
Granted but your position is filled and you can never go back to work there
I wish I had my dam car and it was all fixed up
Granted. Your mode of transportation is now a BC Hydro Dam.
I wish it wouldn't rain for this week.
Granted. But then it started to snow for a week instead.
I wish for a vacation. Anywhere out of town. I don't care. Anywhere but here.
Wish granted, you are now outside of town. In the middle of nowhere.
I wish i could think of something funny to wish for
: Shino November 21, 2011, 08:51:57 -07:00
Granted. But then it started to snow for a week instead.
LOL, that won't corrupt his wish, he loves snow. XD Might want to change it to hail or something X'D
Granted. Your next wish will be to wish for comedian powers but it never comes true.. (LOL that was laaame x'D but all I could really think of, HAHA!)
I wish to be skinny. LOL.
Granted, now your as skinny as a peice a paper HA HA!
I wish to have a snow plow.
: H u nn Y November 21, 2011, 11:14:57 -07:00
LOL, that won't corrupt his wish, he loves snow. XD Might want to change it to hail or something X'D
Hahah! Good call, Hunny!
Granted. It's way too big for you to handle alone.
I wish that I own YVR.
Granted: But the world comes to an end and the airport is burnt down
I wish I wasnt sick anymore
Granted. You have to take tons of health supplements instead.
I wish Vancouver switches places with Toronto. (lol)
Granted, now all the continents are facing the opposite direction.
I wish to be a pirate.
Granted: But you are a pirate on the walk to the rope DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!
I wish I had a nice apartment with nice room mates
Granted. You have an amazing apartment Downtown with awesome room mates. Only problem is, they're furry/gay bashers and unfortunately make one part of your life miserable: by constantly reminding you everyday that they hate them. :-\
I wish for a telescope so I can star gaze from my apartments on really nice clear nice~ ^_^
Granted cept the telescope has a crack in the lens!!
I wish I had lots of money
Granted. You do, but with no one to accept them, your money's financially useless.
I wish I own a zero-dollar bill.
Beat that! HAH!
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Granted. You have zero dollar bills. You can't buy anything anymore because your money is worthless. anything you receive money-wise: cheques, money from parents, friends, and other sources of income will now be received as zero dollars. Good luck trying to live without money.
I wish for more yummy blowjobs~ :D (and NO, before you go off assuming I'm talking about something dirty, I'M NOT!!!! IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS AND MYSELF. IT MEANS SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT. So get that out of your head!! NOW!!)
Granted. You receive none, because no one knows about your inside jokes. Isn't that the point of an inside joke?
I wish I could kick high.
Granted, but each time you kick high, you kick yer face XD
I wish to have incredible dance skills.
Granted but you become paralyzed and can't use them
I wish for better drawing skills C:
Granted: cept like Disney artists you are chained to a drawing desk in a deep dark dungeon under Disney land
I wish I had more foresight
Granted, now you'll fore see how you will be beat up in yer next fight, either by someones forehead or forehand.
Since this is the 420th reply, I wish for a led zeppelin sized dobie (cheech and chong style) XD
The giant doobie appears floating in the sky but hits an electrical tower and catches fire. the wind is blowing away from you so you have to watch the whole thing go up without getting one puff.
I wish I could fly
On a tiny paper airplane. xP
I wish that I own a bat.
Baseball bat? A bat? A bat furry? What? Aaaaagh! This is so ambiguous! This wish is screaming to be exploited and corrupted!
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Granted. You now own a bat, also known as: Bad Attitude Tantrums. Now nobody wants to be around you anymore. :birdy:
I wish for more QR codes to scan with my iphone. xD
Excuse me while my mind gets paralyzed with a state of hilarity.
Here. Have fun scanning these codes. They're harmless, trust me. Let me put it this way, they are...
*clears throat* Ahem...
Virtually inconspicuous. Really, uh...seriously!
I wish I could have enough time to take a world tour around all the furry conventions in the world!
Granted, you'll be traveling with me, the really annoying fur that bounces off the walls and which you have to watch over.
I wish to be a rock star
Granted! You are now a Rock Star! The energy drink that is... And you can be purchased at most gas stations and almost all convenience stores. I think I'll open a can of you right now~ :D mmmm~!
I wish to be a bobble head! X'D
: Mattfolx November 27, 2011, 11:30:22 -07:00
Granted, you'll be traveling with me, the really annoying fur that bounces off the walls and which you have to watch over.
I actually wouldn't mind. |3
Granted. I hope you have a whole lot of motion sickness pills on hand.
I wish that I joined the RCMP.
Granted, but you get shot in the heart on your first day
I wish for..... more chamomile tea .w.
Whoops, I spilled all of your tea.
I made you some Chamomile Tea, but I spilled it.
*does the canine equivalent of the cat*
(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/368177_main.jpg)
I wish that I owned the entire set of Angry Birds plushies.
Arwwwh~
Granted, but a stray pig comes in, and rips the stuffies all apart
I wish for the Nile~! (Again X3)
It inundates all over you.
I wish Vancouver and Whistler exchange places. xD
Granted, but only the names change places, the cities and inhabitants and events remain where they are.
I wish rechargable batteries would last longer, and take the same amount of power and time to charge, with the chargers being equally common as before, along with the batteries... and that they're environmentally friendly... >.>
I think I covered all the bases there X3
Except finances. They become extremely expensive.
I wish that I could walk vertically up walls.
Granted. You can now only walk on walls, meaning you can no longer walk on the floor. And no, you can't walk on the ceiling either.
I wish for more duct tape and saran wrap .w. LOL random xD
Granted. You now have duct tape and saran wrap that clings and sticks randomly. Good luck at trying to make it work.
I wish I could change other people's clothings' colour by my will.
Granted, but you can only change their color to yellow and pink.
I wish I had less than 1 assignment to do, and the decimal I am anticipating accounts for less than 30 minutes of easy work, and doesn't affect my grade at all.
Grated but you get stuck in a time loop of that 30 minutes forever. Your grade never changes.....ever!
I wish my light bulbs would stop burning out :(
granted, but now they're always eye-burningly bright, and you can't see whether the lights are on or off.
I wish school started 30 minutes later... 6:00 is a rediculous time to wake up at every morning >.>
School does start 30 minutes later, right on the same day as Daylight Savings Time coming into effect, so you technically lose 30 minutes of sleep.
I wish for a new camera.
wish granted, but it only takes porno pictures
I wish i could remember my router password.
Wish granted but that's the only password that you recalled; you've forgotten the other ones.
I wish I had more time...
Molto Rubato. By borrowing time in the present, you lose time in the future.
I wish I could play a Major 14th interval with one hand on a piano.
*hands Tef a robotic hand which is programmed to do exactly, and only, that*
I totally wish I was a better morning-person. x.=.x
Granted, but that does not affect what time you basically sleep. That's not so bad but now you get chronic sleep deprivation.
I wish for a new restaurant to open in the Student Union Building.
Granted: New restaurant in Student Union Building in Zimbabwe.
I wish for my perfect death to be drowning in beer. <3
Wish granted, except that beer is non alcoholic.
I wish I couldn't feel pain.
That will make your demise a whole lot...
Wait For It...
SUNGLASSES
Painless.
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
I wish I stop making CSI: Miami jokes.
(For the record, I do not consider non-alcoholic beer to be real beer...)
Voila! You can now no longer joke at all.
. . . . granted now everything you say from now on is in jest and no one can have a real conversation with you
I wish I had a higher pain threshold
Granted. You don't know that a hailstone is crashing down on top of you.
I wish I am the Stig. (This one is for you, Icey!)
YAY STIGY!!!! granted but you are not allowed to drive any car other than the Robin Reliant
I wish I had a Robin Reliant
Rolling a Reliant Robin - Top Gear - BBC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8#ws)
Granted. The steering has gone to hell and even the slightest turn of the wheel send you into a cartwheel of side-flips.
I wish I owned the Peel P50.
granted but it has no wheels or engine
wish I was on top gear UK
Granted, but since you don't have an international drivers licence, they give you a tiny go cart to drive XD
I wish to go snowboarding, I don't have a pass DX
granted but you cant get a snowboard
I wish for my sister to be able to support herself
Uh...
She does, but due to the ambiguity of the situation at hand, that's the most I can say.
I wish that all the Starbucks becomes Tim Hortons.
I want that to so GRANTED!!
I wish Tim Hortons donuts where as cheap and the same size as they used to be
Granted, but the Timbits and Coffee increases to astronomical prices.
I wish I get a winning Roll Up the Rim to Win Tim Hortons Cup.
Granted, But all you ever win is another coffee or a donut. Everyone else around you is winning the more expensive stuff.
I wish I wouldn't get hit on so much by creepy guys. blech >~<
Granted. You get hit on by creepy girls instead.
I wish I can spit at the speed of sound.
LOL, that already happens irl x'D but its mostly girls that I know lol)
Granted, but considering your spitting so fast, once it hits the ground it simultaneously bounces back in the same direction and hits you in the eye. Eww, lol x'D
I wish I had popcorn to nomz on right now. :B
You have unpopped popcorn kernels instead.
I wish for unpopped popcorn kernels.
Granted, but they're the unpopped one's left in the bottom of the bowl after everyone else finished eating all your popcorn.
I wish i could play guitar like Ewan Dobson.
Ewan Dobson - Time 2 - Guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc#ws)
Granted but all string instruments are destroyed and banned from the world
Oh and Hunny I know EXACTLY how you feel
I wish everyone would stop getting fired or quitting at my work
Granted. Now you work for severely underpaid wages as everyone is crammed into the building of where you are working while the boss tries to equally redistribute the salary amongst all ye guys and gals.
I wish seagulls would stop stealing my food.
Granted but now they steal everything else! MUAHAHA FLY MY PRETTY'S FLY!! HAHAHAHAHA
Flying Monkeys attack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESI19h4wDo#)
I wish for good pizza
Granted, but now the pizza has shrunk in side to an inch in diametre, despite being good pizza.
I wish I could put a Ford Engine into a Chevy.
Granted but its still and chevy body. . . . thats bad enough
I wish I had my dream 1985 Ford F-250 7.3 Diesel Extra cab short box pickup
Granted. *gives you a poster of it*
I wish for more BMWs on American and Canadian streets.
granted but we now lost WW2
I wish I had a poster of my dream truck lol
Granted. Go on Wikipedia.
I wish that the corkscrew from the Laguna Seca track gets removed. That dip always gets me...
granted but at the cost of your life
I wish I could time travel
Granted. Have fun trying to clean up the paradox you have created.
I wish I could study music in Salzburg, Austria.
Granted but you can never leave your room
I wish I had a Delorean
Granted, but it doesn't have Time Travel.
I wish I owned a Motortrike.
Granted. But it's purchased from Toys R Us, and sadly you can only ride it at the park, which also means you can't ride it out on the streets at any-time to go anywhere.
I wish I had more plushies
granted but there is SO many you cant move
I don't see a wish lol
Granted, you both got the wishes that were duds for some reason.
I wish for this thred too continue.
Granted, but it runs in javascript now.
I wish I could see in infrared while not losing my colour vision.
Granted, you can switch back and forth only by blinking.
I wish that life were a video game
Granted.
Achievement Unlocked: Game Over.
Too easy.
I wish that life has less monetary costs associated with it.
granted but now your in jail
I wish I was a pro fighter
Granted. You beat up someone so badly, he ends up in intensive care and you end up in jail.
I wish I can command a mob of stray cats.
: Icey Dominus December 05, 2011, 11:21:06 -07:00
granted but there is SO many you cant move
Yeeeeee~!! ~^0^~
Granted. You can now command a mob of stray cats to follow you home, and that's about it. You also now become the first person in the world to own the most cats. (every stray cat on this earth has followed you home, that one gigantic mob of cats now think of you as their mob leader, or, their owner. lol.)
I wish the cops would come and arrest my stepdad for all the stupid crap he's done >___________>
Granted. But the house won't clean up after itself in the aftermath.
A sled dog leading an army of cats. Now that's an interesting thought.
I wish I can punch coins out of boxes.
granted but there is no coins
I wish I wasnt so tired
Granted. You now never need sleep, but you are for ever hungry.
I wish I could trade my life for Skyrim...
._.
Granted, but your life is now owned by some 12 year old kid who pwned you :D
I wish i had more time to do stuff I want to do.
o.=.O Skyrim is a single player game...
Granted. You now have countless hours of free time, but you now have no friggin' idea what to do with it.
I wish Paris Hilton would fall off a bridge over shark-infested waters.
Granted but for ever peace of flesh severed another Paris Hilton grows out of it
I wish we had a heart emote!
Granted, but every time it is used, BCF crashes and the admins have to remove the corrupted BBCode manually before rebooting the server.
I wish cigars weren't bad for you. =(
granted but cigars are banned from Canada
I wish I had a better memory
(I have absolutely no issue stashing a few in my sub-woofer while on a trip into Washington... or moving to the USA...)
Granted, but you have to pause and manually search your brain for every single item you wish to recall as if it were a series of filing-cabinets.
I wish I could IV drip coffee into my bloodstream.
Granted. The coffee has an air bubble in it and you dripped that into your bloodstream. Painful.
I wish for some Timbits.
granted but someone has licked them all and I suspect that hobo
I wish the world was anthro furries! not really but for a day that could be cool as long as the world didnt freak out
Granted, though anybody who is strictly a furry basher/hater remain human and are granted permission to shoot any if seen on sight wherever they be. SO DON'T GO OUTSIDE OR BE SUPER STEALTHY!!!! O__________________________O
I wish I had a better bed and my own frakkin' bedroom >~<
granted but you have no blankets and no window
I wish I could sing better
Granted, now yer dialog is consisted with loud musical tones.
I wish for a dinosaur stake. (sounds delicious)
(http://troll.me/images/lame-pun-raccoon/i-saw-a-gang-of-dwarves-trying-to-rob-a-butcher-today-but-the-stakes-were-too-high.jpg)
Kaboom.
I wish I could trade Pokémon with someone.
Granted but they want to eat you
I wish I had money for presents for family
Granted. *throws Icey a $0 bill*
I wish Canada comes out with the new designs for the rest of the bank notes soon.
Granted, but they're garish and stick out, making them an easy target for robbers
I wish long-term-stress had a lesser effect on the human body
Granted. Here, have some calcium pills.
I wish water heals all wounds.
Granted. Though it only heals the wounds of true soldiers. Nothing else. You have to join the army and get injured on the battlefield for this to work. Good luck!!
I wish I had a pumpkin to smash over my balcony and onto the concrete below me. xD
Pumpkin is now a metaphor for your computer. Congratulations, you have now smashed your pumpkin onto the concrete below you. A very expensive pumpkin, to be exact.
I wish I can tame a Luxray.
LOL, I'm fine with that. It was an old and slow piece of shit anyways. x'D
Granted. You can now tame a "Luxray" also known as a stingray plushie with the word Lux tattooed onto it's back. But it's a plush, so pretty much anybody can tame it, too. x'D
I wish for someone to uncorrupt my wish by corrupting it.
Granted, but your wish is now a paradox!
I wish for more chamomile TT.TT
granted but you are now allergic
I wish the cops, fire fighters, bus drivers, emts where payed a respectable amount and that it wouldn't make are taxes go up to do it
Granted, now they take money off your free healthcare.
I wish I have hair like an Asian pop star.
nope sorry that's impossible
I wish that I could go into a book and live in a different reality any that I choose
Granted but your life ends at The End.
I wish I still own a mouse. You know, the sort of mice with their respective balls that roll about.
(http://www.cablesdirect.com/prodimages/CA241-B_LR.jpg)
Double Entendre Ahoy.
Granted, you get the Mouse, but not it's balls XI
I wish I can ride a bike like this: Mountain Bike Trials with Ryan Leech (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkfYm-rnfFI#)
Granted but I stole your wheels.
I wish that I wasn't so tired today.
granted but you will be tired for the rest of the week
I wish I had a house of my own that was totally payed for
Yes, it's totally paid for, in thin air.
I wish thin air is a commodity worth investing in.
granted but for some unseen reason you aren't allowed to invest in it
I wish that there was not global warming
Granted, now there's global asphyxiation.
I wish I can swim faster than Michael Phelps.
Ok, but you'll have to be turned into a Shark.
I wish my Lion King Hyena plushies were alive!
They kidnap you and take you to the evil plushie Scar.
I wish I owned an alot.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)
granted but he's offended Alot, and eats you Alot
I wish i could finish this sent.......
Granted, the sentence is finished, but you are sentenced for not finishing the sentence yourself. Oh, the synonymatic wit of my mind...
I wish I could own the Internet on a Floppy Disk.
(http://goldcoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/the_internet_on_one_disk.jpg)
granted you COULD own the internet on a floppy disk but I beat you to it.
I wish I had all the music I have ever herd that I liked on my computer
Baaaaah. You have all the music. Sheep music. Good luck herding them. xP
I wish Mary wouldn't own a little lamb.
granted she owns a huge white tiger that she sicks on you!
I wish I didnt loose my voice from coughing so hard
Granted, you now lose your voice from sneezing too hard.
I wish I had some plants to grow by my window.
Granted but they are mushrooms.
I wish I got paid more lol
Granted but you get paid in monopoly money.
I wish I could buy a house
Granted but the house is a doll house
I wish i didnt loose that one scratch and win that I bout for a Christmas present!
Granted, but the money is given to you in toonies and loonies...THATS A LOT OF CHANGE!
I wish I had the Midas touch, whatever I touch will turn to gold.
your mom always said to stop touching yourself, your now a little yellow and stiff.
(that sounds a lot worse than what i was thinking, you should be thinking that your a gold statue).
i wish i had 4 million lego pieces, for 3 million just seems not enough.
granted, but the sheer mass of them causes an implosion sucking you in the vortex, and you end up in legoland.
I wish i didn't have to go back to work next year
granted, but now you line up every day for free food and a warm bed, and realize this is harder than the work you used to do, and you wish could undo your wish.
i wish i had no wishes.
*granted but you happen to be on the kiss cam at the stadium and you are crushed to death.* I think that was a good answer :-3 ;D
I wish that people didst see any reason to make viruses for computers! and basically that viruses dont exist, I think you call all relate and see no problem with something like this wish coming true
Granted, but what defines a virus? Is a virus merely a program that exists as a form of vigilante security measure, or is it...
Ahem, I meant, granted, but you get a long winded philosophical lecture on what constitutes a virus by your resident long winded sled dog - every single day straight after turning on your laptop.
I wish all the furries here were surfer dudes and dudettes.
Granted but they all move away to places with better surfing.
I wish I had boxing gloves an warps!
Granted. Now whenever you punch someone, you warp them off to the stone age.
I wish the economic class seats on planes weren't so narrow. xP
Granted but not they are just very short and only a inch or two wider.
BTW that would be awesome! if there someone I didnt like I could just punch them!
I wish it would snow
Granted. Say hello to 1m+ high snow from the prairies.
I wish I got to visit a mine in the Yukons.
DUDE YAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR SNOW!!!
granted but you have to live there for the rest of your life and you can never leave!
Well, at least it's better than Hotel California, at least you get to check out even though you can never leave...
On second thought, I wish I'd stayed at Hotel California.
lol Eagles reference.
I REALLY hope no one actually needed you to tell them that was a eagles reference
Looked around. Nope, my wish is still intact. Oh well.
I wish I get to own one of those badass Toyota Hiluxes!
Dude I WANT ONE TO!! Granted but you have to grant my wish of getting me one to
I wish I could have a awesome Toyota Hilux
Granted, it's indestructible, but someone forgot to top it up with fuel.
I wish that I can chew carbon dioxide into carbon and oxygen.
granted but that is the only way you can get air so you better chew fast
I wish I wasnt so tired
granted, before you can even become tired you instantly fall asleep
i wish i had a job
Granted but your a slave
I wish we had a heart emote
Granted, but I shattered it. Ha ha, I'm so mean.
I wish I can grow tomatoes by my window.
Granted but they are flesh eating tomatoes!
I wish there was more light in the day
Granted, but theres no more night and sleep is a thing in the past.
I wish for cartoon violence
ItChy and scratchy shoot you in the leg twice and chop one of your arms off.
/audience laughter/
I wish for a mansion!
granted, but it`s in a snow-globe... glub glub... good luck with that.
i wish for... oh wait a while back i wished for no wishes, din`t i?
i so wish i had not asked for such, oh well, disregard.
But you just wished, isn't that a self corrupting wish in itself?
I wish my fursona was a honey badger.
Yeah, I could change it at any time, but hey, you wouldn't have a wish to corrupt then, would you? ;)
wish granted, i corrupt the rules instead. (with corruption equalized, i now can wish again)
i wish for (how do i say a wolf without saying wolf, mmm.) a banana cream pie.
Granted. You get stuck inside a gigantic banana cream pie while hoards of starving furs began to nom on, with little care for what is in the centre.
I wish I own an extra powerful vacum cleaner.
granted but it sucks up the parts of are dimension
I wish a guy hadn't ripped me off on a pick I payed him to draw
Granted but in compensation he has me draw it instead which is nothing but a stick figure with a tail and ears.
I wish I can own the beautiful pomeranian that I just had in my dreams.
Granted but its stuffed
I wish I didnt have any throat problems
Granted, now scientists are fighting over getting a graft from your invincible throat.
I wish I could practice voodoo on a random unsuspecting furry. xP
Granted but it but everything you do will come back ten times on you
I wish my knee didnt hurt for unknown reasons
Granted, *shows you to the hardware section of Home Depot*
I wish my Macbook's keyboard wouldn't get bits of who-knows-what stuck into it.
Granted but now your computer is made of cardboard.
I wish summer would come back.
Granted but you had to stay indoors all the time due the huge increase in the mosquito population.
I wish I can play the acoustic guitar
Granted, but your paws became too numb from practicing on the guitar for goodness knows how long.
I wish there could be more snow in Richmond like it is in North Van.
granted, the earth axis tilts just enough, that it is now called "the north richmond".
i wish my van could travel to outer space.
Granted. Sans oxygen tanks. Sans internal heating.
I wish the sun wouldn't glare into my eyes.
Granted, but without the sun all the planets in the Solar system fly of into space.
I wish I could afford a new car.
Granted. Let me offer you a pink Nissan Micra, without the top, and no paper bag mask. ;)
I wish I owned a ship.
granted, but you need scuba gear to visit it.
i wish i was even happier than i already am.
granted, but you become so happy it impoldes and you become sad
i wish i didn't have teh flu
granted, you now have the mumps :evil:
i wish i had not said that.
Granted. *sutures your mouth up*
I wish I could punch a sandbag with 2.6k lbs of force.
: Tef January 26, 2012, 12:22:57 -07:00
Granted. *sutures your mouth up*
I wish I could punch a sandbag with 2.6k lbs of force.
(You mean "2600 lb*f/s
2?" A unit of force is determined by F=ma... force = mass x acceleration)
Granted, but, in accordance to Newton's third law, the exact same amount of force is acted upon you by the sandbag, shattering every bone in your hand and fracturing your ulna and radius.
I wish I didn't get second-degree burns on my hand from contact with hot asphalt...
Granted. but you get second degree burns on your feet instead.
I wish I didn't procrastinate so much >.<
: Naetholix January 30, 2012, 04:45:13 -07:00
(You mean "2600 lb*f/s2?" A unit of force is determined by F=ma... force = mass x acceleration)
Granted, but, in accordance to Newton's third law, the exact same amount of force is acted upon you by the sandbag, shattering every bone in your hand and fracturing your ulna and radius.
Bah, sorry. I'm not a math/physics/ HKin major. I was making a Georges St-Pierre reference.
Granted. You end up in the hospital due to exhaustion of taking in a load of stuff at once.
I wish I had a better math teacher during my last year in high school.
granted, you got shitty english teacher instead
i with i had a pie
Granted. It's a mud pie and you get a faceful of the glorious earth.
I wish I owned a bottle of Sriracha spicy sauce.
*BAM*...except you end up going to a party and it gets used for Spin the Bottle and you end up having to kiss Joan Rivers.
I wish I could work for Clint Eastwood.
Granted. You only get a three-second screen time as a cameo in his next movie.
I wish I don't have to deal with this huge contrast regarding weather while I attend UBC.
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/417949_285464321517939_284672424930462_785168_671316731_n.jpg)
Granted. I'll just keep the rain on all year for ya.
I wish I had a good reason to be on this forum instead of marking exams. :P
Granted. Your supervisor decides to give you an assignment to come up with a furry exam for the entire class, and by the entire class, it means all the active members of BC Furries.
Question 1: And your next wish is...?
I wish my answer wasn't faillable! :D
granted, it`s now just confusing.
i wish i had duck feet, so i could stamp out burning bushes.
Granted. You need to buy new designer duck shoes for your feet, and they cost a fortune.
I guess Lady Gaga would help you out if she could. I wish that's possible.
granted, she buys me ducky shoes, thanks tef, oops for you, this one actually worked out :-3 (has this happened before?)
now i wish i had elephant feet, to stamp out all those poor burning ducks.
Granted. You have to wear buckets for shoes.
I wish I owned a lego chair.
how much money you got?
granted, but it`s all you own for you sold everything else to buy it.
i wish i had more time on my hands.
Granted. *hands prof a yearly subscription to TIME magazine* Close enough.
I wish I worked for National Geographic.
granted, your now the new cataloger for and at the north pole.
i wish i was me.
Granted, you'll stay "me" forever, as in a Malic enzyme.
I wish I knew how to juggle wine bottles.
Granted, but you find out all your friends have been learning how to juggle wine bottles for years, hoping to impress you at VancouFur, and they're really hurt that you just wished for the skill. In fact, they start to wonder why you wasted your wish on something you could have obtained through patience and hard work, and suddenly they're not your friends anymore, and that fills you with such an overwhelming sense of regret that even the thought of juggling brings you to tears.
I wish I had a pet numbat.
(http://www.anzang.samuseum.sa.gov.au/useruploads/images/2010/sharonwormleaton_numbat.jpg)
granted, but you now have picked up its habits and now eat termites all the time.
i wish i knew how to dance.
Granted, now you can only dance to get yourself from point A to point B, and you think of life as metaphors for dance moves.
I wish I had a pet oncilla.
(http://[url=http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/isselee/isselee1105/isselee110500311/9564323-close-up-of-oncilla-leopardus-tigrinus-1-year-old.jpg%5Dhttp://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/isselee/isselee1105/isselee110500311/9564323-close-up-of-oncilla-leopardus-tigrinus-1-year-old.jpg%5B/url%5D)
Granted, but he destroys your house and eats all your underwear.
I wish i didn't have to copy and paste people's links. :birdy:
Granted, now you have to post everything in academic citation format when you want to refer to an external link.
I wish I can hang a giant version of this poster outside my window:
http://e621.net/data/sample/b4/63/b463d7327b321473b34136ac6cb8a2a3.jpg?1330120176 (http://e621.net/data/sample/b4/63/b463d7327b321473b34136ac6cb8a2a3.jpg?1330120176)
Granted, but cars keep driving through your house.
I wish i could win the Foxy bingo 100000$ jackpot game. :P
Granted. You win £64,172.45, according to XE conversions.
Which isn't too bad.
I wish time is not relative in physics.
Granted. Time ceases to exist. The world is plunged into a state of irrevocable stillness as everyone and everything come to exist nowhere and no-when simultaneously.
I wish I got more Saturdays off work.
Granted. You find 100,000$ on the ground and Brib your Boss into giving you Saturdays off. thou it comes with a Hitch. you now have to spend them days at the Golf Course WITH your Boss and always having to let him/her win o.o
I wish for More Rain!!!! Muahahaha. OTTER'S for the WIN!!!
Granted, climate change progresses at a rapid pace, shifting natural weather patterns from their countries of origin. Tropical storms normally found in the African rainforest make their way into Canada, bringing monsoon rains and whirling hurricanes. Your entire town and everything you once held dear is uprooted, broken down, or otherwise destroyed by gale force winds and viscious flooding.
I wish that my homemade novel sells HEAPS of copies!
Granted, but by some unforseen Manufacturing defect in Ink. all copies of the Novel are now unreadable and you have to start over from chapter 1.
Now I will give you a wish that will be hard to Corrupt without Corrupting it o.o
I wish for Vancouvfur to be here again already ^.^ (the con ROCKED!!!! had so much fun ^.^)
This one's easy. The con comes back to town at the worst possible time. Your fursuit is busted up, you've lost your tickets, and at the gates your debit and credit cards dont work. You dont have any cash either, as your car is in the shop and you used everything you had left for bus fare to the front door.
I wish I could fix anything.
Lol, Kodos to you :P
Granted, but as you start your new job field in fixing things the millitary Drafts you and puts you to work in a under water pile Line that needs to be fixed and you are the only one to do It... BUT the only way in is a 3ft tube that you have to crawl in for 4 miles to get to the leak and seal it in Pitch black conditions. and the creaking of the pipe around you making you jump from every noise as you just want to get out o.o (Worst job in the world in my eyes my uncle does it >.< I would be so blood scared) Bet you dont want to be able to fix anything do you :P
I wish for the RED Ring on my Xbox XD
That's also easy. Granted. You get the red ring but, you can't take advantage of Microsoft's extended red ring warranty because they're all out, and the nearest electronic store can't give you a new one because you've owned it for one day longer than the warranty period.
I wish that Apple would release a new i-product only when it can completely out-perform and out-do its predecessor.
I love your wish busting antics JaNathun and KodaOtter! :D
Granted, but despite the i-product selling well, it attracted the interest of wildlife raccoons, squirrels, and seagulls, as the product is so easy to use in terms of its hardware, even wild animals can use it. Apple corporations then mass produced the i-product, contracting many animals with a hefty payment of food, lodging and latest updates to their i-products, while the wildlife animals, whom has become smarter by learning how to jailbreak the product to their own devices managed to sack into a military base and steal weaponries. The war is now not just fought by humans, but by our furry brethen alike...all over the out-performance of the i-product to its respective predecessor.
I wish I could sell my services as a fur who would mess around the internet all day at exorbitant prices and get away with it.
Granted. You are abducted by an insane doctor whose experiments into human gene splicing have reached as far as they can through normal "legal" means. You are forced to be the subject of his twisted machinations and you are strapped into an examination table, fed intravenously to be kept perpetually awake, and filmed every waking hour of the day. Your mutating and mutilated body becomes the stuff of spectacle for an illusory council of scientists, and the stuff of nightmares for your family, who hate to see you in such a state, but need the generous money supplied by your "participation" so badly that they cannot stop your torture.
Hmm...that was a little dark.
I wish I didn't play this game anymore :-[
Your wish was granted but only for the next 24 hours. You'll find yourself on this thread on Tuesday night, staring longingly at each post. A sudden huge unconquerable urge overcomes you and leads you to plant your paws on the peripherals. Your mind races with imagination as you begin typing away that 'perfect' reply. You unknowingly smirk after finishing your reply and clicking 'post'. This would continue on for another 5 years before you decided to seek help with the Forum Games Anonymous.
I wish I had better time management skills.....(no seriously. PM me if you have any tips. Lol!)
Granted. An anonymous donor transferred a sum of money into your account, before emailing you a message in terms of time management skills. What's not on the tin is that the time management course has a final survival exam in which you have to use the time management skills that you have acquired to defuse a signal transmitter to a race of violent, warmongering race of aliens. You will have 24 hours to transverse the country, Jack Bauer style from the east to the west coast of Canada. Good news is, you'll be travelling in a private jet as means of transportations, courtesy of Air Canada. Bad news is, how can you enjoy the flight while your head is swimming in stress? New companions will be made. Old friends will be betrayed. Do you have what it takes? Good luck, otter, if you decide to embark upon the mission. Just remember if you accept, the fate of the world will be at your paws.
I wish I can clear 40 lines in Tetris in less than two minutes.
Granted, but the game is now infinite and connected to a mysterious device that prevents the world from caving in on itself so long as you keep playing the game and never lose. Or does it? You will never find out and be constantly torn between the desire to stop playing and your fear of ending the world. Also the machine sustains you so you have no physical need for food or bathroom. And you can't die. So you have to keep clearing lines. Forever. Unless you decide to stop. In which case you MAY POTENTIALLY end the world. Who knows? But you wouldn't want to risk it, right?
Huh. That's kinda depressing actually. Oops, sowwy~ ^w^
I wish there was a skytrain from north vancouver to ubc.
Granted... but it starts at Phibbs Exchange and goes via Coquitlam, so it would actually be a LOT quicker to take the Seabus and route 44.
I wish TransLink would start operations in Victoria to fix the problems BC Transit currently faces.
it does, but then it starts having more problems that are worse
I wish i didnt have insomnia
Granted. You now have sleep apnea instead.
I wish that I could travel by transit anywhere in BC that I wanted to - without driving or taking Greyhound.
Granted. Now Transit's added a new shuttle bus system to their line of transportation and costs much more to take and one bus ride is at least an hour, taking you to the middle of nowhere and from there you have to figure out what to do next. Plus the wait at each stop is up to 2 hours at a time, and they only run between the hours of 9am - 9pm. o:
I wish I hadn't divided by zero just now. x3
: H u nn Y March 27, 2012, 03:13:12 -06:00
I wish I hadn't divided by zero just now. x3
Granted. The world is turned back and no one ever realizes that you successfully divided by zero now, forbidding us all from knowing that a fundamental rule of mathematics can be broken and the impossible can be achieved. Scientific progress hits a wall and so does experimentation and discovery. Without any new and inspiring thing to motivate the community, science and its endeavors fall into ruin and our world begins to regress to a state of unknown and unintelligent chaos.
I wish I had a giant pet crab called sparky atop whom I would ride to work every morning, marching down the street and crushing annoying cars that honked at me and flinging their obnoxious drivers into the fraser river, not to mention taking up 10 parking lot spaces just to be an ass :evil:
: JaNathun March 28, 2012, 08:51:58 -06:00
I wish I had a giant pet crab called sparky atop whom I would ride to work every morning, marching down the street and crushing annoying cars that honked at me and flinging their obnoxious drivers into the fraser river, not to mention taking up 10 parking lot spaces just to be an ass :evil:
Granted. Poof! A gigantic red crab complete with a purple and sliver saddle strapped on, appears in front of you. "Sparky?" You said with awed and shock. It blinks it's eyes and lightly snapped one of it's claws in answer. Giggling and overcome with joy, you quickly climbed up onto the saddle and directed it towards work. It does your bidding obediently, flipping cars into the Fraser River along the way. However, the trouble began a plane flew overhead. Startled, Sparky snaps its claws and scrambles towards the closest water source: the Fraser River. You yelled and dug into the stirrup, but to no avail. As the water quickly sallow Sparky, you jumped off the saddle begin to swim towards the shore. You make your way onto the beach, all drenched and defeated. But hey, at least for a moment there, you did own a giant pet crab.
I wish I had a chance to go back in time and to be to listen Freddie Mercury sing live.
Easy. Granted. You get flung back in time and dropped right in the middle of a Queen concert. Unfortunately, your ardent desire to get as close as you can to the rock icon sees you pressed up near a booming speaker at the front of the stage. You succeed in hearing Freddie's sky-high notes for only half the length of Bohemian Rhapsody before you go deaf from the speaker in your ear.
I wish I were a were-transformer, a mythical being that transforms into a transforming robot on the night of a full moon, doing good under a veil of secrecy and amnesia! :monocle:
Granted. You are now Waspinator. (On the full moon, of course)
I wish I had a 200ft heavily armed combat mech for personal transportation.
Granted. You know have a 200ft heavily armed combat mech for personal transportation. However, how is such a mech useful if you are uncertain of its performance specs? Which means, we have to hand your combat mech to our team racing driver. Some say, he is the Easter Bunny in disguise and if he could, he would sack Stephen Harper. All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's furry cousin. The Stig posted a lap time of 10 minutes around the Top Gear test track, which means although the mech is big and all that, it's engine and drivetrain is dismally weak. You wonder how much more money you have to fork over to improve the specs of your mech.
I wish I had a theme song to go with every aspect of my life, i.e. eating, driving, running to class, etc.
You do... and you love it! - for about a week or two. Then the same songs start getting stuck in your head, leading to insomnia as you are constantly pestered by the same tones playing over, and over, and all over again.
I wish I wasn't feeling so depressed right now...
granted, but instead you angry
i wish i could understand how women think and how there logic works
Granted. You learn how all of womankind thinks through telepathic inference, feeling emotions and thoughts emanate off them like a smell. You soon have to avoid any sort of crowded place as the overwhelming amount of voices in your head could very well cause you to go mad.
I wish I could fix anything.
Granted. MacGyver wants his rights to be able to fix everything back at this moment. Lock your windows, lock your door, and change your phone number. You know he's coming at you with a toothpick and an eraser.
I wish I can comprehend this.
(http://flvrd.com/static/p/an-engineer-never-loses-while-playing-angry-birds.jpg)
[gmod]This game is already under the thread "Wish Corruption". Merging.[/gmod]
Uhm, okay. ^w^;
: Tef April 12, 2012, 08:26:01 -06:00
Granted. MacGyver wants his rights to be able to fix everything back at this moment. Lock your windows, lock your door, and change your phone number. You know he's coming at you with a toothpick and an eraser.
I wish I can comprehend this.
(http://flvrd.com/static/p/an-engineer-never-loses-while-playing-angry-birds.jpg)
to tef your wish is granted and you become a mathematical savant, like rainman
i wish everyone hated me
Granted, even you hate yourself.
I wish someone will pass me the bacon.
Granted, *hands over pig*, but it's not ripe quite yet.
I wish someone would finish the semester for me.
Granted... but they finish it all wrong and end up failing in the courses you needed to get your dream job.
I wish I wasn't in such a tight financial space right now
Granted, you have now been teleported into a very open and spacious bank vault... and the bank is closed, good luck when the cops show up!
I wish I could be in a state of happiness all the time, and never come down from it.
Granted. With your sheer happiness psychologist's have confirmed you have gone beyond the description of insanity. You are now stuck in a soft walled room with a lobster in a straight jacket that calls itself Martha.
I wish I could really taste the rainbow.
Granted. It's unprocessed Skittles.
I wish I have Skittles.
Granted, but they're plastic.
I wish I had magic powers.
granted, but 'oh look' it turns out to be pen and paper... guess they oughta go back to the drawing board.
i wish for a beautiful woman to fall in love with :)
Granted. You get married but you soon realize that she has a d*ck.
I wish I had a better stereo than I do right now. Something that could shake the house and not just my room.
Wish granted, but it shakes the house so much it collapses
I wish my home reno was finished >>>
Granted, but it's gonna be late till someone grants you that....sorry X3
I wish I had a tail
Granted but it's just one of those creepy little nubbin-like things.
I wish people were more vague.
Granted! Unfortunately people have become so vague that general and worldwide communication has collapsed into chaos and bloodshed.
I wish I could do the Melbourne shuffle.
Granted, but you can only do it to polka music.
I wish I was in love.
Granted, however the love of your life is a pineapple. *a pretty one with a great personality*
I wish I could read minds.
Congratulations. you can hear all the negative thoughts of everyone you know and every passer by directed at you. You reach out with your new-found telepathy only to hear the hatred and disgust of others, and nothing more.
I wish i could shape-shift, with complete control over my body, and actions.
Granted! You can shape-shift! But you can only turn into a sea sponge... so good luck with that.
I wish I could fly =3
Granted! You can fly! But for how long? O.e
I wish I made amazing artisan breads...
granted, your now the ginger bread house that some old disgruntled witch lives in.
wish i had my van fixed.
granted. . . . . but now you in 50,000$ of debt with the mafia :D
i wish that i had coffee :3
granted, but why you wanna have coffee that i pooped, i`ll never know (but hey, if it pays off my 50,000, i`m not complaining)
oh to be a time-traveler in control.
Granted... You can time travel but only observe
I wish my parrot was quiet >.< :birdy:
Granted! your parrot is now dead.
I wish I had something interesting to do right now
disembowelling yourself, but man you must have been really bored to do that.
wishing i had a functioning car battery to start my van up with.
Granted, you can now start your van- unfortunately the back half is off >.<
I wish the lawn would mow itself
granted! you now have a horde of cicadas that will consume the grass and everything else that moves!
I wish i had a pen that never ran out of ink.
GRANTED!
the glorious pen's ink is consisted of a highly acidic lemon juice that smears easily upon being used on hard surfaces it never runs out.
i wish my bed wasn't broken and trying to cripple me every other morning u.u
Granted!
It has successfully crippled you every other morning.
I wish I could stop yawning.
Wait what?....nothing changed my bed still is ...
Wish granted.. FROM NOW ON WHENEVER YOU ARE NEEDETH THE URGE TO YAWN YOU WILL BLURT OUT THE WORD "Spaghetti" with a slight Will ferrel tone of voice!!
Sometimes I wish I wasnt a futon mattress!!
: Amp November 19, 2014, 12:51:56 -07:00
Wait what?....nothing changed my bed still is ...
WET ???
...lopsided and I think I rolled off it this morning... O.O