If you have a death wish, I've got some free cheese for you! It's called "Esrom" and it's almost definitely spawned by the devil himself to torment mankind (check the "things to complain about" thread for my Esrom related escapades) but hey, if you're a masochist, or have no sense of smell, this cheese is for you!
i'm pretty sure i'd be able to handle it, lol
*falls over laughing at the ridiculousness of this post*
...Sheogorath? Is that you?
This is cause for a celebration! CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!
Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one, (it's Esrom after all) that can still be just as much of a celebration if you don't like Esrom. True?
you're welcome to the cheese btw draco, if you wanna come pick it up some time.
sounds good, i'm not far from joyce skytrain station so transit is easy access for me
Alright, it's your funeral! I had to put the cheese in 3 bags to stop it from contaminating my fridge, and even still I can smell it if I sniff the bag.
Oh lol. XD
This thread, that is all I have to say.
you know sevrin, you make this cheese sound so much more dangerous than my box of radiation.
: Nibi November 19, 2012, 03:47:20 -07:00
Oh lol. XD
This thread, that is all I have to say.
: Aleria November 18, 2012, 06:29:38 -07:00
*falls over laughing at the ridiculousness of this post*
:3 well I'm not going to just throw
up out a perfectly good
murder weapon brick of cheese am I?
: professor whovianart November 19, 2012, 04:20:29 -07:00
you know sevrin, you make this cheese sound so much more dangerous than my box of radiation.
I'm pretty sure it is, at least radiation can be scrubbed off, the cheese smell doesn't go away, ever, I'm tainted for the rest of my life!
GOOD LUCK DRACO, THE CHEESE IS IN YOUR HANDS NOW, USE IT FOR GOOD, WITH GREAT POWERful smells COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!
: professor whovianart November 19, 2012, 04:20:29 -07:00
you know sevrin, you make this cheese sound so much more dangerous than my box of radiation.
... Why am I not surprised by this..
Well the radiation isn't that bad, even with so much in one place, it's still only a bit dangerous, plus all you need is a strong lead lined box and it's contained.
Precisely! and I don't think a lead lined box could contain the cheese!
I really love the thread. <3
maybe mixing the cheese with the radiation would mellow the cheese a bit, and add a nice presentation glow at same time.
and if one gets super-powers from the eating, you could say it was a cheesy plot complication.
Oh god no, professor, you're like a mad scientist that doesn't know he's mad, the radiation would only make it stronger! although I guess it'd probably end up being the best saganaki in Nagasaki!
danish cheese cooked greek style in a nuclear hit Japanese city, and you call me mad.....
It was your idea to irradiate the cheese! and considering I already set it on fire cooked it, the whole idea was pretty much yours!
First I'm gonna have to get it back from Draco though, I imagine he's lying dead on a floor somewhere...
now wait a cotton pickin minute, let`s get this clear, it was your idea to give this supposed vile stuff away rather than shooting it off into space (likely causing an intergalactic war), and looking back on the thread, it`s quite clear that the radiation was added before you cooked it, for you know that cooking things change the molecular structure of stuff, and now your trying to blame me for murdering a dragon, i`ve watched those cheesy mysteries on t.v., this is the classic case of you attempting to set me up for a vile deed you may be planning yourself, and what do you have against dragons anyways???
oh i know, you thought it would look random, with you posting this for anyone, but you knew that dragons cannot help themselves when it comes to fragrant cheese, it makes their wing flutter.
i am sure you would love to get the cheese back, as to try get other dragons to eat a piece of this creation of yours, do you have some secret dragon killing danish ancestry?, i`d maybe best warn my duncan dragon friends to not eat anything sent to them by post.