Random game idea, so basically you say weather you would.
Sex, marry,or kill the fur above you! :)
sex?
nom for now :P
kill.. =x
D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: i....i...i..didnt *coughs out blood*.. do....any-... *dies!*
well i suppose that makes your signature Moot now doesn't it? >:D
*revives from death* not in the slightest :3
hard choice... *stabs* not really :P have to kill you
*glances upwards*
Stab. =x
sex
-turns on Barry white music- cause im just that cheesy :D
Lol. and I call perversion and kill! D:
smex
sex, marry...then kill
In that vein - kill, then sex. ;D
(... did I win?)
o.o
sex, kill ,marry in that order :P
Kill, Sex, Marry. o;
*watches through a window*
Kill, marry, the sex.
Kill.
Why? HSBC Celebration of Lights. 'Nuff said.
Greater than colon hyphen left parenthesis.
sex
because i rolled a natural 20 >:D
Kill. Seriously, look at those f'n teeth, man. It's got it out for me.
sex, chain to bed and make slave
there only for nibbles not killing
Sex.
Cause I rolled a natural one ._.
Sex! Hares are awesome :P
sex cause your so cute
marry cause the sex should last for ever
kill cause it was murder suicide pack
Kill, just because I don't drive stick. ^^
No sex (Not into felines), No kill (No women or child casualties,) so.... Marry.
Because divorce exists to get me out of awkward situations with women. BOOYAH.
-snort-
You actually consider me a woman? I don't know whether that is a compliment or an insult, Pixel. XD
Kill. Deff. XD
sex.. because that's just what I do. ((gets outta da line of fire))
Half-kills.
Just because I'm feeling magnanamus today. ^^
I remember you Ruby *hug* I'd have to say kill cuz you're too awesome to let lose :P just kidding glad to see you on the forums.
Aww, thanks Marzi. ^^
Marry, cause' I like you, but it would be a fake marriage. XD
mmmmmm how about kill....
Urge to kill.....rising......
XD
: bloodredruby January 02, 2010, 12:13:59 -07:00
Urge to kill.....rising......
XD
isnt it a great feeling
Why yes, yes it is.
Urge to kill, fading...fading...
XD
Marry.. then adopt lots of babies!! Mwa hahaha!
Mmmmuuryyy~ ;3
Eat...
Wait, that wasn't an option was it. (?)
Um, I guess I'll just have to marry :P
hmmmmmm kill...then take your wife Hunny. i got a sweet tooth >:D
come back from the dead as a zombie and eat... wait, that's still not an option, so I guess I'll have some crazy zombie sex with you ;P
How do I kill a ZOMBIE??? *shoots wildly missing completely*
: Blue February 09, 2010, 05:11:23 -07:00
How do I kill a ZOMBIE??? *shoots wildly missing completely*
O look more sex partners! *glomps Blue and starts orgy* more are welcome ;P
Nah, to avoid this turning into something it shouldn't be I think I'll ea... I mean marry this one :)
: kona February 09, 2010, 07:01:33 -07:00
: Blue February 09, 2010, 05:11:23 -07:00
How do I kill a ZOMBIE??? *shoots wildly missing completely*
O look more sex partners! *glomps Blue and starts orgy* more are welcome ;P
Nah, to avoid this turning into something it shouldn't be I think I'll ea... I mean marry this one :)
*sits up his hair a mess as he looked very dazed * wow...didnt know a zombie could do that......hot damn..gotta marry this one
> KILL DRAGON
WITH WHAT? YOUR BARE HANDS?
> YES
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST VANQUISHED A DRAGON WITH YOUR BARE HANDS! (UNBELIEVABLE, ISN'T IT?)
*comes back a a vengeful spirit and looks him self over ~awww damit....how embarassing....oh well....~ possess Rukario and goes to play in trafic whilst having a vial of nitroglicern glued to his butt*
Stabs self in heart with nitroglycerin, then drinks the spirit.
Kill...
::)for roleplaying in a game thread while not playing the game
Kill...
For failing to realise that I was playing the game!
(I had killed Red Dragon twice, first with the quote from ADVENT, then again by drinking his spirit.)
Married for being a great person to argue pointlessly with.
Sex, cause all kittens need loving
Kill - I can sell the hide for a bundle!
Marry, I wouldn't mind a money-oriented sugar daddy lmao :3
SEX~! Ohhmrrhbbyy >:3
Marry....Hunny is one hot momma
Kill
(cause there can only be one good looking Dragon)
Kill, cause i'm most likely the bigger and older dragon.
Kill
(Cause even if you are older doesn't make you look better)
I would have to kill
(evil Otter On a Dragon killing spree)
STOP THE VIOLENCE!!! ; DDDD;
*Stands infront of everyone killing each other and offers herself as a virgin sacrifice to hopefully stop the violence*
For one, you are both good looking dragons, and two, evil otters need loving too~
Sex!!~ >~< *Holds her tail between her paws, and whimpers hoping she's stopped the violent murder for now*
Marry
(you can't offer yourself as a virgin sacrifice cause you picked "sex"... Yet I'm a virgin so I'll do it)
kill
(cause I miss my place and, the darn Blue Dragon got in my way AGAIN) lol
Kill
(Cause Dragon is hungry for Otter stake)
*growls and kills to get to Hunny*
Have at thee! *pokes you with a stick she found*
How does one kill a dragon???
Marry
(I eat them, but I can eat you in other ways if you ask nicely) =^.-=
Kill _ again in my way, Kills with webbed paws o.o
*looms behind Koda and eats him up* Mmmmm i love seafood....
Kill
(make it easyer on yourself and stay down)
Kill
( I'm a mountain Dragon....we are stubborn)
Kill
(I'm made out of energy so good luck killing me cause I'll never die from claws or fangs... but you can)
*stab stab bite*
sex
Seeing as I cant Kill you then, Ill just have to love you up, and give you the Otter Treatment ^.^
Kill......Becasue I am not shure that I know of you I think ....ummmm yea :birdy:
sex Because I love Bubbles :P
YAY!!!! I would sex you up :P ** becasue you are nice
Ohhmrrhsexbby >;3
sex ^.^ :P
sex of course :birdy:
Woot!!! Otter for the Win ^.^
Sex up too :P
yay sex is fun :birdy:
it's seems like everyone is automatically choosing sex. Witch you kinda expect seeing as the other two are just to unthinkable.
just to shake things up (nothing personal) ^kill :o
(don't worry I'll bring you back with an ancient Celtic ritual that will leave you smelling like apples)
marry ^.^ XD
marry because we have had sex tehe :birdy:
sex, cause we are married :P XD
kill cause i too like to mix things up....like your brains!!! O0
kill cause you missed :P
sex because after we both tried to kill each other(during which there was a huge gun fight with knives bazooka's flare gun tanks destruction of city and every body dies!!!!! except for the duck and otter) and that huge fight really turned me on
LOL
sex, just cause Im a lovable and cute and cuddly Otter ^.^
kill cause i just got a new shotgun
sex, if I am getting shot I'm going Out happy
Kill.
Rukario used Aura Sphere. It's super effective. Koda fainted.
kill
I'm not going to faint without a fight
kill kill kill kill kill.......sorry im in cod mod 2 mode
Kill *pulls Out dart gun and gets you*
Marry. You'll wish you stayed down.
Nyaa i Would Have To Kill o-o
Kill, because i decend from the mighty vikings!
^ Lawl.. its Fine its In Your Nature
Altho i Would Have to Say Sex On This One x3
yiff ^^ lol i win , i'm kinky
sex ... likes pokémon!
Mary
Since Pokemon Are Amazing
^^ JayKay I Know You Would Yiff Mee x3
Kill because pokemon are dorky sorry :birdy:
Kill for calling me dorky.
thought that was coming called it ..lol marry because I love dorks :birdy:
Kill because I AM NOT A DORK! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Kill, because I'm the only dork around here! :P :P :P
Kill. I'm not a murderous psychopath, but ...wait a minute, yes I am!
*sniff*
Do I smell the murder of a fellow nerd..?
Well then, I just can't let that happen, now can I...
...
KILL!!! ~
Faced with that, what can I do?
You... go on... without... me.........
I'm a ignore Rukario's post & say Sex with Hunny, cause your display picture is quite intense.
Kill... for ignoring me.
Kill because you can't handle being ignored
Kill, because once I've killed everyone else, there's no one to ignore me! Mwahahaha!!!
Kill. The drugs obviously aren't working.
Kill Cause You Got Cooties.
Sex. Spreading the cooties.
Sex, accepting the cooties ^^
kill because I dont want innocent people getting the cooties :P
Sex, *Starts a cooties for everyone foundation!* spreads the cooties to bubblez.
Kill. And STAY DOWN this time!
kill, just cause you killed. its karma you know XD
kill ;)
Sex * XD ^.^ *
*squeaks a little, *
Since marry and kill are out of the question, sex seems to be a good answer.
*squeaks* Sex you back :P
sex >:3
...KILL!
I don't trust your avatar's ebil dagger-looking thingamajiggiez o_o
...SEX!
.. Teehee~ ;D
SHmexily marry!
...Cute cat winz over!
And here's one for Torchwood fans
... Let's all have sex
Shmexing = agreed
How about hump? :D
Okay...SEX ^-^
sex just becasue that is the new handshake
lol CUDDLES !!! >:D then sex
hmmmmm KILL MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D :angel:
:-[ yews gona kill me???!!! *growels and snorts!* i ish a cute litttle cuddle bear who just forges for food .. and fishes with her claws!
to bad you is dead you MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*cries* i ish a bear rug nawo !
Mmmmmmm.... Bear rug. Will come in handy for the long, cold winter....
noooooooowaaa!!!!!!!!! :'(
I sense a rather strong come-on there.... :o
killll!!! :birdy:
*grabs gun and aims* White meat or dark? I'm not killable. ;D
lol !
*Jumps---Takes the bullet*
*uses her best south park voice8 YOU KILLED THE FOXX!
*goes into a trance and revives the fox*
Gotta be more choosy who you take bullets for. ;)
*RAEP*
*KILLS*
*RAEP*
Lawl. jk. >:D
...Shmexors. *nodnod*
*Sexzorz back* ^-^
cuddles?
...sex, determined by coin flip
Kill....with love! 8D
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX KILL SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX ;D :-3 :-3 :-3
kill, bein' straight don't leave me many options :birdy:
hmmmmm comes back to life and SEX!!!
*flails and kills it with fire*
Sex under the rainbows~
Can't we just be friends Zin? lmao
sex!! just cuz! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-3 :-3
I'll sex you too Funny Mann! teehee~!
Well I'll say marry because it would be hilarious how I can't pronounce your name without meowing :P
SEX!!!! :-3 :-3 ;D
Sex! cause Funny mann is fucking HOT!
Also...HAI FUNNY MANN!!
lol OH hi rofl SEX!!! ;D ;D ;D :-3 :-3 :-3 ;D :hug:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY SOMEONE THINKS I AM HOT!!!
I guess cool enough to marry, as long as I dun have to consummate it :>
Id consummate the marriage with you all night long ;)
.....good luck with that ....I don't think we're playin' for the same team ..ya dig?
KILL!
also if anyone over 21 say sex next, i will blast them with a spartan lazer!
don't worreh, I'll kill ya instead ...savvy?
sexes cuz you are cute ;) ;D :-3
Wolf Vs Kenjutsu...... I WEEN ZEH FIGHT ANAH TIME!
Kill, because you got cocky.
Time manipulation > all.
I.e:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - WRYYYYYY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbArvIqZzkI#)
sexes cuz you are cute Wink Grin catface
yeesh, ya'll realise I'm straight right? ...kill for that one :p
: whitewolfy88 October 07, 2010, 11:18:18 -06:00
sexes cuz you are cute Wink Grin catface
yeesh, ya'll realise I'm straight right? ...kill for that one :p
(http://thegallyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kobebryantrape.jpg)
^ ...most useless link evar ....and kill
"Kill"
(http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/dummys.jpg)
hmmmmm sex wow that took ALLOT of thought!
sex until your *** would hurt like a ****** ******
lolwut
kill, if the next person posts sex and happens to be male gets a kill too ...this'd be alot more fun if there were more females
sexes then kills before you can kill me
pfft, this thread'd be tons more fun if i were Bi ..obligatory kill from beyond the grave
Kill you and panda (cause panda had lame response)
D:
I'm too adorable to kill :c
SEX
squish under a boot heel
comes back has crazy ghost sex and laughs when you try to kill me
calls ghostbusters
kill
awesome, kill :birdy:
arrrg i no want to kill or marry but you make it really hard cuz you are always the next person on the list!! SO sex cuz i have no other fuckin choice!
lame ...kill
next kill kills this thread.
play nice, kiddies.
rape >.>
kill, for raping a young child.
kill, and sexing woulda been gay :gay:
kill, cause we're all gay here :-3 :highfive: :gay:
Sex for pride :gay:
sex
i no understand i am a good person why does i always get killed i dont like die sexing is much better married is basically dieing without the peace
oh i feel so smexy nao.
:gay:
(http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kill-it-with-fire.jpg)
Sex
It would be a hot night...I'd be burning with desire.
*bounds off without making a sound*
: Unition October 14, 2010, 08:24:04 -06:00
Sex
It would be a hot night...I'd be burning with desire.
xD
sexes giggle ;D ;D ;D ;D :-3 :-3
Hmm...
...I say schmex~
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SEX!!! ;D ;D ;D
of course im going to sex you up againist will muhhahahahah *HANDS CUFFS TO BED* :evil: :evil: :evil: :birdy:
would sex if not gay
me or you ???
*pulls out dirty hungarian phrase book* oh hunny buns! i vould tapa your everything if i vere not cock lovar.
Ahck vess dahkling, do eet like vey do like cows back een old counktry! :-*
(Polack/Ukranian btw, so I know how to fornicate like an eastern euro redneck.)
O.o *Blink* .............. *Pimp slaps Ren*
Oh, he iz smaht like tractor and beautiful like bull! :gay:
Я разрушу ваше демократическое правило и все, что Вы дорожите. я беру вашу землю от имени земли матери и всего, что это - слава. теперь готовьтесь возвращаться к моему месту для некоторого твердого секса!!!!!.
*Takes your land and kidnaps you*
SEXSES!!!
pushes off before can yiff me*
good luck with that ya old pervert :)
is good friends with*
SEXES ANYWAY!!! i have No idea what you are talking about. . . . . . .
*Pushes Funny Mann off again and growls*
i consider you to be a pedo if you are legaly an adult and im a teen.
*christian side hugs*
Hmm...
*scratches his head*
Schmex, merreh or keel. Hard ta' saaaay, but methinks the side hug might work best in this situation... O.o
: Lt ReiStark November 14, 2010, 11:36:34 -07:00
*christian side hugs*
Gimme dat christian side hug, dat christian hug
Gimme dat christian side hug, dat christian hug
imma ruff rida filled up wit Christs luv
Gimme dat christian side hug, dat christian hug
*Christian side fucks*
: Lt ReiStark November 11, 2010, 01:27:51 -07:00
Я разрушу ваше демократическое правило и все, что Вы дорожите. я беру вашу землю от имени земли матери и всего, что это - слава. теперь готовьтесь возвращаться к моему месту для некоторого твердого секса!!!!!.
*Takes your land and kidnaps you*
You know, I should really get more in touch with my cultural heritage, I have no idea what you just wrote. :-\
Oh, and kill btw. :P
sexes ;D ;D ;D :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3
kill :evil: :evil: :evil:
AAAWWWW WHYYYYYYYYYY!!! *sniffles crys and whimpers* is dead so i can do thing you have ended my life at such a young age, I HAD SO MUCH LEFT TO DO!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
sexes MUAHAHAHAH FROM THE GRAVE BITCHES!!
Slays
STFU!! i is already dead soooo good luck salying me.
Kills and burns bones with salt so you have no spirit and can not come back and kill me
*Is immortal*
pimp slap and throw into purgatory!
hmmmm cuts off head talking immortal powers with lighting and big sword haha
channels the power of Connery and smexes like james bond.
wait what? you cant have power of Sean Connery it would kill you! immortal or not you would implode from the pure awesomeness
*Throws bladed hat to silence Mann*
*ducks and throughs a knife at you hopping behind cover and drawing my sliver colt
[Fight. ]
[Spells.]< [Fire]
[items. ] [water]
[run. ] [earth]
[wind]
[light]< [flare]
[dark] [light lv1]
[light lv2]
[light lv3]
[Ultima] <
ULTIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
*looks to the left, then to the right before throwing a Phoenix Down on everyone*
SEX
friendship
cease fire then
I would sex - but I wouldn't do it myself.
I would use this.
Gym Bunny - 1 (pumping iron) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiWxHRbgyB4#ws)
I wonder if I'm pushing my luck by posting two of those tonight. . .
:P
[Fight. ]
[Spells.]< [Fire] < [Fire lv1]
[items. ] [water] [Fire lv2]
[run. ] [earth] [Fire lv3]
[wind] [Pheonix]
[light] [Meteor]<-
[dark]
Lt, used Meteor!
9999
Too bad i had auto-life cast on the forum a while back.
9999
[Attack]
[Summon] > [Ultima] > [SUMMONING ULTIMA..]
[Wah] [Moogle]
[Item] [Bob Saget]
this is GG rei.
Final Fantasy XII - Summon Ultima (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMVnUMgQod4#)
[Fight. ]
[Spells.]
[items.]< [potionx43]
[run. ] [pheonix downx34]
[kerokerocola]
[supershroom]
[max revive]
[mellange gell]
[skip sandwitch]
[fairy in a bottle]
[zora's mask]
[picklex3]
[amathest]
[mowhawk grenade] <-
MOAHAWWWK GENNAAADE!!
ummm sexes cuz the others I just dont feel like
sex (with basically all the gear I Have in my old hockey bag >_o)
umm i do not understand that at all but I will say sexes just cuz lol
Smexys
I believe this thred needs ONE more option soo from now on it is
sex, marry, kill OR......................................................CUDDLE!!!!
cuddles
: Funny Mann December 07, 2010, 06:16:53 -07:00
I believe this thred needs ONE more option soo from now on it is
sex, marry, kill OR......................................................CUDDLE!!!!
cuddles
I second that Suggestion!
Cuddles ^.^
There is a new option as i have decreed it.
friendship!
idk would that be to many options?
KILL
hehehe cuddles
*runs away*
whatever! SEX!
Sex. o;
~~shadowwolf
friends
Frendzies~ :3
~~Shadowwolf
cuddles
*cuddles*
Cuddles
sex ?
You shall first recieve a rigorous spanking, and then a rough hot dicking in the bum from this fine gentleman. ^-^
Oryx - 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St3Sx7fE18w#)
I shall not participate, but merely watch through a camera lens. We'll sell the dvds to the asians and make me very rich. There will be many sequals. You would be entitled to %3 of the profits of course.
:monocle:
Hmmm...
Since im straight and dont believe in Marriage, it seems we shall fight to the death my friend.
I also do not believe in new options. ;-)
cuddles!
*nuzzles and cuddles*
snuggles
Kill, with a wood baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper. :evil:
SEXES!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil:
smexes
Kill. ;3
I'M A MURDERER WHAT CAN I SAY?
~~Shadowwolf
Marry, then divorce.
Kill, :b sorry, but your avvy gives me a headache, so you must die, XD
: EmoFox February 14, 2011, 12:55:12 -07:00
Kill, :b sorry, but your avvy gives me a headache, so you must die, XD
Well marry just to spite your fiance.
KILLING. Once again. c:
No hard feeelings maaang.
I'm married to Rue, not many options I can do on this forum. c:
~~shadowwolf
sex. totally sex. ; D
I'm going to agree with you on that one. c:
Sex lots of sex. <3
~~shadowwolf
Gonna have to get in on this sex thing. c:
Y'know cause we're married n'junk. <3
Hugs
Ill hug you this time. c: Can't kill you a third time.
~~shadowwolf
: Brittany-shadowwolf February 25, 2011, 12:59:34 -07:00
Ill hug you this time. c: Can't kill you a third time.
~~shadowwolf
HUG!
How about we never kill each other and just be awesome friends? :hug: :hug: :hug:
kill >:D ....and that is one derpy avi, dude
Kill, because I need breakfast >:3
sex cause he's a digimon
kill ..because I'm a baby killing vietnam vet
Kill....do I need a reason? =p
kill... for not having a reason
Sex.
Now there's a combo-breaker for 'ya. >:3
Sex.
LOL! xD
Kill...with a stainless steel spoon
En garde
Kill. Spy style.
~~shadowwolf
Sex. Purple avatars get me all hot and bothered. :3
kill ..from beyond the grave
kill just cause
SEXY KILL~ /slash/
(http://i52.tinypic.com/fteq1i.gif)
~~Shadowwolf
Sex pls cause gifs/pics posts <3
(http://www.frapstr.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ace-ventura-hump.gif)
SEX Just because of the Ace ventura GIF.
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2isjkuc.gif)
~~Shadowwolf
Marry? For Ace's sake?
Marry, we can ride off into the sunset on this bad boy.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2r5t5jo.gif)
~~Shadowwolf
Moar sex cause when no one's watching
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110314162138/mlpfanart/images/5/5a/Apple_Bloom_hiding.gif)
OH totally sexins ;D ;D ;D
Sechs I couldn't help it with all those grins :evil:
Kill Medium Style :D
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm218/timbenj/Funnies/DrRockzoBeatdown180.gif)
[MOD]This image was removed due to gore. :police:[/MOD]
Kill. totally just mutilate. No offence to you, just my day is upside down.
(http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/04262008/5/8/8/3/58834d05f4f900_full.gif)
Sex. No offence taken. Sometimes a good mutilation can help turn a persons day around. ^_^
Kill so I can steal your laser cat >.>
Kill, so that I can drink your redrum XD
kill cuz wft
sex?
SEX!!! ;D ;D ;D :-3
Sex...?
I don't knoowww youuu.. I'd have to say Sex~ X3
Sex, just because....
Sex, now it can be an orgy.
HEhehe~ X3
Sex, I guess, still don't know person though X3
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Uhm... sex... owo
Sorry man, I would have to kill ya! The other two are reserved for my mate. XD
Not if I kill you first! >:3
*cocks pistol and pionts it at Yoshi* kill, because you must be careful what you wish for.
Marry, because someone has to break this lust/murder chain .w.
well gee, i would choose sex for a lovely female, marry if love, and kill any others, mwhoohaahaahaa.
oh wait, does halloween count as april fools?
MARRY!!! (and sex.... >;3)
MARRY HUNNY BUNS.
Kill .w.
*smex*
Kill...because your a•• is grass!
awwwww you are the SECOND person to try and kill me so now you will face my wrath!!!
. . . . rape/sex
Sex....cause I faced yer wrath OMG
Jason says marry. VIVA LAS VAGAS wedding.
hmmmmm ummmm merry cuz you is a girl an girls dont have sex hehehe
SEX due to crazy teenage libido @.o
Marry. ;u;
Lol "Cuz you is a girl and girls dont have sex"
I /o/ed.
Kill, because....you married again and you didn't tell me!?
Kill, because you killed her
: Brittany-shadowwolf November 13, 2011, 07:01:07 -07:00
Marry. ;u;
Lol "Cuz you is a girl and girls dont have sex"
I /o/ed.
awwww they are fighting over you :-3 :-3 thats sooooooooooo cute! :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3
sex because why not~? XP -giggles-
sadly I have to kill cuz well your to young for smex an to young for marriage sorry buddy :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
Kill, cause you killed a "minor"....your EVIL!!
KILL cuz you would have rather me let him live and made me a pedophile and rapist OH thats muuuuuuuuuch better!! Your evil!! BAD BAD BAD furry fox shame!!!
KILL FOR TAKING MY KILL.
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Kill for killing my killer which I planned to kill. .w.
Kill for making killing confusing...
Marry for killing the killer that was going to kill me that killed the killer that killed me for taking her kill by killing the same person you killed that was trying to kill me. . . . thank you :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
and believe it or not that all makes perfect sense
Sex, cause I got married to a smart guy
YAY sex sounds good to me :-3 :-3 :-3 ;D
Kill because I'm blood thirsty.
sex in hopes that you wont kill me o.o
Sex, cause I got a bad reputation to keep up! lol
Sex, because why not? :-3
snuggles cuz we already had the smexy bit
Sex, because isn't that so?
sex because its so much fun :-3 :-3
kill cuz you sexed my husband!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Kill, because if you hadn't there could have been a three way :(
. . . . .sex cuz three ways are awesome!!
kill because DIE DIE DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA (http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs34/f/2008/308/c/1/evil_laugh_by_BakaMichi.gif)
: Icey November 19, 2011, 07:31:55 -07:00
. . . . .sex cuz three ways are awesome!!
(indeed they are <^.^>))
Kill because Icey never did anythimg wrong to you @.@
YAY smex!! cuz you defended me ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 ya I am that easy :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :gay: :gay:
Sex, cuz I hope you haven't forgotten about the third party :-3 :-3 :-3
SEX!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THREE SOME!!!
Kill, because the yelling disturbed my foxxie nap .w.
sex cuz. . . . dawwwwwwwwwww foxes are so slutty and cute
Sex...cuz if that's the case I'm half slutty and cute, what fills the other half? Jackass and stupid XD
Sex, 'cuz humor is humorous :3
I've been holding this back for too long lol.
Sex 'cause foxes have insanely fluffy tails!
-giggles- Marry; I've got enough floofy tail for the both of us XP
Sex...cuz now yer cheating ha ha I'm sooo evil :evil:
Marry because I like the company of silliness around me.
Sex... to make it even with the cheating.
Marries everyone cuz polygamy is illegal
Marry so I can have a huge tiger to snug onto.
snuggles/sex cuz I love snuggles
sex because I'm freezing to death here .w.
Sex because anything between warm blooded furs keeps the cold away.
Sex...cuz I missed out on some warm furry comforters :-3
sex cuz thats what everyone is doing
Kill because... well... because I'm Dexter without inhibitions. =\
Kill cuz I didnt understand the reference
Kill, because YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE AMAZING HBO TV SHOW, "DEXTER?!" @.=.@
Kill because I only know it by name.
Kill because... well... faaaaiiilll.... x~x;
kill cuz I win
Sex, because I started a nice long line of kills. *grin*
Marries because....no one has in a while.
sex cuz its more fun oh and bachelor party for Neox cuz that would be fun, sorry Mattfolx I just see you being the bride in that marriage
Sex because you got me into it, and really...because I can't see myself walking down the walkway with a bride dress on XD
hehehehehe
Marry, because I share the same opinion.
sex cuz
Sex 'cause ditto. xP
sex for the sake of sex
Sex cause the Ancient Greeks did it.
Sex cuz the Romans did it to!
Marry cause the Greeks and Romans should have shared more of a time together. xP
Sex because I don't believe in marriage. XD
. . . . sex well . . . . cuz. . . . . . ;D ;D DRAGON!!! YAAAAAAAAY
Kill....cause it seems no ones the furry murderer....
WE ARE MARRIED WTF!!! an you go and kill me!!
Sex
Marry because we can all fight against the murderer.
*hopefully* xD
ZOMBIE SEX!!
Kill...cause its finally happened...sorry, Zombie Icey
KILL cuz thats what zombies do
Kill because wouldn't that be considered necrophilia? O_o
kills cuz I am a ****** Zombie those rules dont apply to me
Kills cause you are still a zombie. xP
sex cuz I came back as a furry
Sex cause
SUNGLASSES
You came.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
sex
Marry
then sex
Then marry again. lol
and then after a long many years of slowly growing resentment and hatred kill
And then you have to kill that thought of killing after the killing mission is accomplished.
sexes cuz after kill realizes love and brings back to life
Sex because it's a never ending cycle.
sex cuz its fun
Kill because fun's gonna end if it lasts too long. :evil:
Kill cause you killed the fun...
Sex, cuz I likes killurrz >=D also, why the hell not, lol. Just change the kill line for a bit thar. ;B
Bahahahahahaha!
Marry cuz I can and Hunny is adorable
Marry cause it's okay if it is a fellowship.
Fellowship of the RING!! I shoty being Legolas
marry
Marry because <insert historical fact>, and thus, they did it too.
I'm so lazy.
Marry because <insert random fact here> and then, they did. *GASP* o:
(LOL)
Kill because the random fact that I have in mind was too ugly to be stated.
Kill because whuuuuuuuuuttt???? .w.
marry cuz I dont want to kill you and girls cant have smexy times
Well then sex, because we're married now, and now I can haz smexy times xD
BUT YOUR A GIRL!!! lol snuggles
Sex cause I love girls...and boxes XD
sex
oooohhh boxes are the best!
Sex cause are they?....they are the best, all square-e and stuff
Sex cuz I likes to hide in really big boxes~ :3
And making stuff with them~!! :D
Boxes can be anything you want them to be! A castle a fort a house an gun, a cabin, a bunker **** anything you want I love them for that I had allot of fun with them as a kid
marry
Kill because Snake is hiding in the box.
sex cuz snakes are awesome!
Sex cause protect me from the snakes, pleeease
sex cuz I protected you from the snakes!
Marry cause you saved me...again tanx
Marry so I can provide you a lifetime supply of surprises from the box.
kill cuz your to young
Marry because don't judge a fur by his...physical appearance. xP
Sex cause I don't...come mere :-3
Kill because I'm too drained for the other two
Marry cause now your married too a corpes
Kill, because the "'Til death do us part" clause is active, and the other two are.... .w.
Marry because as an English Literature Major, I'd like to hear more clauses.
Marry, because the Santa Claus is active
Kill because I should stop listening to the 103.5 CHQMFM channel during Christmas time.
Kill, because I have no idea what you're talking about
Kill because the radio channel is blaring Christmas songs all day and night. xD
Kill, because I hate detest abhor Christmas songs
kill cuz is anyone else noticing that this thred is resembling banned in allot of ways
Marry because I noticed that too X3
Just with two more options :3
Marry because how should we make it different?
Sex because I just broke the kill/marry streak XD
Kill becuase you killed the kill/marry streak
Kill, because your post had subliminal messaging to kill
Kill cause now the secret is out...NOOOOO! It was well kept
Kill because the only way to destroy a secret is to destroy a secret.
Kill cause are you saying that I'm considered a secret.....OH S••T!!
Marry because we can share the same secret, and sharing is caring. Oh wait, then it wouldn't be a secret. Oh well.
Kill because I'm a spy, and I learnt the secret, and it must ne'er be knows that I know the secret
kill cuz your still to young for anything else
Kill cause look who's talking XD HA!
marry becuase im so lonely right now
Sex cause yer not the only one who's lonely :-3
Marry, for exactly the same reason as you two.
Sex cause were not alone anymore X3
kill cuz you killed me for being 20 and not wanting to sex a 16 year old?
sex because youur killing showed dominance, and i like dominant guy ;3
kill cuz. . . . .what?
Marry for posting at 4:20 am, smoking time X3
sex cuz where married
sadly it was 4:20:25 should have been five seconds faster
Sex cause time doesn't matter.
sex cuz memory is the key
Sex cause I love memories X3
kill cuz you didnt get the RVB reference
Kill cause I didn't know...
marry so I can show you the win in the world
Sex cause now I'm super curious :-3
Kill because the win in the world isn't "shining, shimmering, splendid".
kill cuz it totally is Mr. Buzz Killington
Kill because it's been a while....
sex cuz its been a while lol
Marry cause.....well you get the idea :-3
kill, for it`s a far better thing than to do than the reverse and adding an e.
ahha, a loathing riddle.
kill cuz I am not sure if I get it or not
Smex because i havent ben on in a while
marry cuz
smex because now we are married :-3
'E KILL' icey, unless he figures out my previous comment.
reverse ' ', don`t make me spell it out bucko.
kill cuz I'm super confused noaw ???
Sex up ^.^ just cause she held my tail :P
Marry cuz I luv a man with a tail :-3
^.^ marry cause I Love a girl that loves a man with a tail ^.^
Sex... cuz if we're already married than it makes sense... plus, I'd feel bad killin yu :P
hehe ^.^
glomp tail then sex lolz just for the fun of it
Kill~
:O you killed Felix.
Kills
SEX! cuz otters are smexy!
Murrs and sex Back :P 8)
Suprise BUTTSEX!!!
surprise buttsex while shes giving surprise buttsex
Kill, cuz someone must DIE... XD JK
Kill! The voices.....they are telling me to....fuel the carnage! :evil:
Between the cupcakes, Rainbow Factory and the rice Krispies telling me to snap crackle pop, I have no choice, i'm sorry Tef. Any last requests before I kill you?
Hmmmmmmm........ sex? THEN I MUST KILL YOU!!!!!!!! Muhahahaha!!!! :birdy: :-3 But I'm still sweet and innocent... =^.^=
you have sex with those you like, marry those you love, and kill that which you do not understand.
sorry fiskette. i do not understand you. i am male - you are female - we will never understand you (women)
That means I must kill you aswell. :-3
this could get interesting. Vherrwy in-terr-est-ink (read as 'very interesting' with a heavy german accent)
Vhat do you zink about zhat?
Kill! Ahahahahaaa!~
I'm a tyrant when I need to be. :birdy:
you better bring flowers to my funeral after you kill me or i will have to hunt you down and kill you
If you hunted someone down after they killed you just to kill them, by flawed logic that must make you a zombie.... therefore..... i Keel you!
: tokar August 09, 2012, 12:38:40 -06:00
you have sex with those you like, marry those you love, and kill that which you do not understand.
sorry fiskette. i do not understand you. i am male - you are female - we will never understand you (women)
Agreed
Well sex on the first date is rude, and I couldn't marry on first sight, so I suppose that leaves kill, hardest part of it all, but disposal of a body is a real simple task.
Sex....Just because ^^ :-3
what is sex? isn't it a question on an application form? name address sex?