This is a fun topic that falls more in terms of gaming than forum games. Therefore, the catch of this topic is to post some statements on the consequences of applying video game logic to real life.
I'll start with....
You know you have played too many video games when you envision little green crystals above people's heads.
You know you have played to many video games when to try to back track to your last save every time you get in a fight with your parents.
You know you've played too much video games when you have to check your journal (and you carry it with you) when something doesn't work.
(a la the Myst series)
You know you've played too many video games when you mess something up and think, oh man should have quick saved.
You know you have played too many video games when you think you can just kick down the door of anybody's house and its inhabitants wouldn't mind at all. (Pokémon games, you are notorious for this.)
you know you have played to much video games when you expect rupees everytime you cut the grass.true story bro.
you know you have played to much video games when you try to cut down a tree with your fists
or.....
when you drink an amnesia potion because you killed a little girl in cold blood
(amnesia the dark descent)
You know you have played too many video games when you think you could get away with grand theft auto, mass murder, police brutality and city-wide property damage by getting your car sprayed.
: Kirkus June 10, 2012, 07:10:38 -06:00
You know you have played too many video games when you think you could get away with grand theft auto, mass murder, police brutality and city-wide property damage by getting your car sprayed.
Totally, as long as you also drive super fast to a still clearly visible location 4 blocks away from the crimes against humanity
In addition to thinking that by having a mobile phone, it would allow you to cheat on the world.
You know you have played too much video games when you say 'I live... again!' every time you wake up in the morning.
You know when you have played to many video games when you Rodi run to the bus. (man that was hard)
You know you've played too much video games when you see targeting reticules when you're away from the computer.
(I played too much MechWarrior 3 several times...)
Ya iv done that. you know you played to much video games when you look up in the sky and are looking for UVA's
You know you've played too many video games when you run out of your 5th 2L of Pepsi in one sitting "eye twitching blood pressure critical, bladder full for the 10th time".
And to boot, you can't get at the washroom door because a chair/table/tv is haphazardly placed in the way.
Ohh...it must suck to be a Sim. :evil:
You know you have played too many games when you walk around town and kick a random chicken, just to see how far it goes...
you know you play to many video games when you look at your phone or watch and expect everything to pause.
When you do something stupid and start thinking "That reset button sounds good right about now"
: Fuzzum June 14, 2012, 04:43:28 -06:00
When you do something stupid and start thinking "That reset button sounds good right about now"
...or wonder if you remembered to save the game before you did that.
... When you keep using your elbow or foot to push door open.
When you try to harvest little girls for powers..
wow i almost use the Letters "XP" in a sentence talking to some one today. LOL :P
You know you play too much video games when you feel your sanity slipping away when you stand in the dark for longer than 15 seconds.
When you try to make an action and your finger phantom clicks.
You're running and think "My stamina bar is getting low".
You're hands relaxed postion mimics that of an XBox360 controller.
When you think a forum event on BC Furries regarding venturing into the wilderness refers to trekking in a violent furry-vs-furry war zone.
: kohl June 18, 2012, 02:06:46 -06:00
When you try to make an action and your finger phantom clicks.
You're running and think "My stamina bar is getting low".
You're hands relaxed postion mimics that of an XBox360 controller.
my relaxed position is actually the 360 controller. X3 its rather amusing... i wonder what it was before i started playing that much >w>
Also... you know you play too many computer games.. when your hands automatically go to WASD.... ^^;
You know you play too much games when:
After talking to someone about gaining more experience at work, you start thinking about where that 'point' went into on your 'skill tree'...
When you wish the boring points in life have a "skip cutscene" option.
Kippy "WSDA" Aymen to that
Kohl "the stamina bar getting low" yep everytime
when you play a Survival shooter and you hold down the shoot button to long and the button finger is stuck in postion and snapps back when you move it.
When your fingers twitch from playing a button-masher too long.
: Carl Foxmarten June 20, 2012, 11:48:29 -06:00
When your fingers twitch from playing a button-masher too long.
Are you sure that's not just all the caffeine? =P
...when you have stop yourself from doing something stupid cause you're wondering how the real world's rag-doll physics compare to Unreal's... =P
When you wait for the music to clue you in on whether or not something's dangerous. :U
You know you've played too many video games when, just before making any sort of important decision, you think of saving now and loading later just in case it was a bad choice. :-[
When you start thinking about how convenient it would be to Have a jetpack, Anti-friction boots, A spinfusor, and Impact Nitrons for your morning commute.
There's a calloused, flat spot on your wrist from rubbing the desk while moving the mouse.
When your D, S, A, and especially your W keys aren't reacting properly any more. =^.~=
to the post above ^^
When your "WASD" keys have no letters left cuz they've rubbed off. Oh and the T and I key from playing minecraft so much aswell ._.
The only summer camp you've been to is Camp Hyrule.
(man, I wonder if any one else remembers those.)
You know you play too many video games when:
1) Your life philosophy is WWTCD? (What would the Chief do?)
2) You call beers "health packs."
3) "Wort wort wort!" is how you answer the phone to your best friend.
4) You pick up a crowbar and the first thing you think of is head-crabs.
5) Your friends call you by your service-tag in Halo... even when you're not playing Halo
6) Your friends phone you at work when they want to settle a debate over videogame lore.
All of these are 100% true of me. It makes me sad. :C
Gamers rule, TIME WILE SPENT!
When you dial random numbers on your cell phone to get Cheat codes!
When you try to type Rosebud !;!;!;! into an ATM for free cash, only to be dismayed that ATM machines do not have alphanumeric keyboards.
You know you play too many video games when, you step on an offending spider and raise your foot looking for loot. Or when you think that missing the last bus would be a bad idea cause your not sure how much mana you have left to cast a town portal...
You know you have played too much when you faceplant on your keyboawaenodwefxcv...
Thread necro, for a good cause.
You know you play too many video games when you bump into something and you're convinced there's a skeleton behind you. (Minecraft)
... when you half-heartedly listen to people speaking in a separate language and it sounds identical to Sim-gibberish. (racistpig)
... when you try to cast a healing spell only to realize you are indeed not a holy paladin. (warcrack)
... when you pass a purple bush and try to loot the Lavender. (Skyrim)
... When you find an object in-game/real-life and pick it up thinking you needed it for something, when you actually needed that object in real-life/in-game (Skyrim, Fallout, more I'm sure)
It gets worse. The other day my sister was over(She's over a lot to play Skyrim.) I was complaining about how my character had 31 stolen honeycombs that were taking up weight, I wasn't sure where I could have stolen so many honeycombs from.
Then later she passes by my work bench in real life where I have a sheet of bee's wax and the first thing that came to her mind was "Hey! There's more of your damned honeycomb."
: Elnath March 12, 2013, 02:02:36 -06:00
"Hey! There's more of your damned honeycomb."
lol'd. Watchu making with beeswax?
: Vvk March 12, 2013, 08:25:47 -06:00
lol'd. Watchu making with beeswax?
Attempting some semi-authentic viking metal casting projects. http://web.comhem.se/vikingbronze/casting.htm (http://web.comhem.se/vikingbronze/casting.htm)
You know you have been playing too many games when you fall on a bike and you are looking for the pause button.
: Sawyer May 05, 2013, 01:48:54 -06:00
You know you have been playing too many games when you fall on a bike and you are looking for the pause button.
Or do anything you regret and try to reload from your last save.