I have yet to see this forum game on this forum, so I thought to mysef, why not?
Let's see just how far this forum game can go.
Throw something at me then. :-3
I throw a lemon, take that! XD
I throw mathematical equations at Matt! >:3
*throws an infinity loop at yoshibear*
-throws a metaphor at Tef-
Throws toast at the fox! X3
-throws buttered toast back at Matt-
X3
Throws a fursuit at yoshibear.
Throws a snow ball at Tef (I had to hike miles on in for this snow) so nyahh!!
Oy! Throws a typhoon at Matt.
-throws an inflatable hammer at Tef- :3
Throws a frisbee at Yoshibear.
Throws a pie at Tef XD HA HA!
*noms pie before throwing a cake at Matt!*
*licks some of cake off my arm* mmmm.....cake, at least I know it wasn't a lie. *takes the cherry that once was on the top of the cake and chucks it at Tef*
*eats the cherry before throwing a winning "Roll up the Rim to Win" Tim Hortons Cup.
I don't know why I just did that. lol
*Throws my dirty laundry at Tef* Be a good boy an wash that for me will ya
Yeulch!
*throws a shamwow at Duffy*
*He throws his homework at Tef* There! Go take it away!
*whiine* I don't want to do homework!
*throws his sociology midterm review notes at Shino*
*Looks at the notes with a small interest* I rather be doing this than analyzing my writing for homework...we should trade...ahaha
*Throws a Redbull* Here! For your study session!
*drinks it down* Thanks!
*throws my Vitamin Water bottles collection*
*He chugs the bottle* Thanks!! :D
*He chucks a Mario Mushroom* for your +1 UP!!!
*lobs Shino an Invincibility Star in return* xP
*Throws a fire flower at Tef* Take that!
Tef gets thrown a fire flower!
Tef is now burned, SSB style!
Tef throws a Koopa shell at Matt in return!
*throws very buttery popcorn at Tef*
Throws very caramel-y popcorn back at zenia!
*jumps in the air, catching it in her mouth*
*throws salt at Tef to go along with the previous popcorn* :)
What?! You ain't eating me!
Throws an empty popcorn cart's wheel at Zenia!
NUUUU!!! LOOK OUT ZENIA!!!! DDDDDDDDDDD:
*quickly runs up and pushes Zenia out of harm, and gets hit by the popcorn cart, laying on the ground unconscious for a few minutes, then spontaneously sits up, now covered with clown makeup on my face, all while doing a goofy clown laugh at the same time*
TEF, YOU SILLY GOOF, THAT WASN'T NICE! NO, NOT NICE AT ALL!! [clownlaugh]HU-HAH![/clownlaugh]
*swings her arm back, over-exaggerating at the same time, bending back, left foot kicking up, and flings forward throwing a gigantic cream pie at Tef*
B-but it was, I-I can explain...
*gets hit with gigantic cream pie*
O_o
*gets down on all fours and hastily shakes the pie off - as much as he could, throwing cream pie bits at everyone*
*gets covered with pie from Tefs shaking* DAW!! I just showered...Take this! *throws a bucket of soapy water at Tef*
*yelps and slips in the soapy water*
Throws the empty bucket back at Matt.
*bucket nails me in the head and shatters* OWW!!! Yer gonna get it now! *throws a water balloon filled with paint at Tef*
-sneaks in from where I've been hiding for a few weeks, throwing a carton of farm-fresh eggs at Matt-
Mrewr~ :3
*looks where the eggs are being thrown, and immediately gets one in the face* EEEEEGGS!!! *launches one of my paint ballons at Yoshi*
*is covered in rainbow paint from Matt*
Yeuch!
Throws a nyan-cat at Matt for no reason at all.
-my fur gets all colored weird... and it's all ugly-
...Meeep 3:
-throws a pebble at Matt, and hits Tef somehow-
Ow, my tail!
Throws some gravel at yoshibear.
*Walks into the room* *Sees everything happening* Can't we all just get along?! *Throws invisible kindness at everyone*
*takes the invisible kindness, and quickly converts it into visible hatred, and throws the last paint balloon I have at Lt ReiStark* sorry....just had to do that XD
*bites onto the invisible kindness and turns it into invisible neutrality and throws it at Matt*
*Throws a nyan cat at Tef*
-yips, getting gravel in my eyes, flailing around, tripping over nothing, and falling ontop of Shino; 'throwing myself at him', essentially- @.@
Throws monorail cat at Shino and yoshibear.
-catches and snuggling, throwing a PS2 controller at Tef so I can catch the kitty-
Ow! x_o *gets hit*
Throws my Wiimote at yoshibear.
*gets hit by nyan cat which explodes into a shower of rainbows, poptarts, and cat fur. Grabs one of the pop tarts and chuck it at Tef*
-the wiimote smacks me in the back of the head, pilfering the batteries, then throwing it somewhere at random, aparrently being thrown at Shino-
*a battery gets my muzzle, and is very painful* OH! my snout *starts throwing marbles at Yoshi*
Throws a Bad Dragon Toy at matt.
*got bitch slapped by the flying toy* UGH!!! That's disgusting, take that!! *throws a hand full of fireball candies at Brittany*
*Throws a chainsaw at Mattfolx*
O∆o...
Throws a bottle of gasoline at Univaded.
*Looks around at the arsenal that's flying around in the air. He takes a bag of nails and chucks it at Tef* This is war?!!!!
-dodges and throws the most dangerous weapon in my arsenal at Shino... A STUFFED FOX-
Since there was yet another movie filming at UBC again today, I guess I should...
*throws a wolf plushie movie prop at yoshibear*
-snuggles wolf plushie, throwing a wadded up $20 bill at Tef- Yaaaay~<3
MONEY!
*throws pennies at yoshibear*
Tef uses Pay Day!
CHANGE!! *picks up pennies while throwing miniature pumpkin heads at Tef*
-giggles, throwing an Obama at Matt- Change!!
Speaking of pumpkins....
Throws a Red Angry Bird pumpkin at yoshibear and an Angry Birds' Pig pumpkin at Matt.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHjAl.jpg)
*turns and gets hit by the angry bird pumpkins* OUCH!!! Now your gonna get it! *slingshots a large exercise ball at Tef*
*Takes all the tail fluff that has shed from my huge fluffy tail, forms it into a ball and throws a boulder of softness at Matt* FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs, but gets caught in the large boulder of fur, rolls until I hit a wall, escaping from it while coughing deeply....then starts throwing hairballs at Lt ReiStark*
-gets hit by pumpkin, knocked out, throwing air at Matt-
*dogdes the air* HA! you missed *throws my sack if candy at Yoshi*
-catches, and digs through it......... dumping all my candy in it, and throwing it back at Matt- THanks~ :3 I needed somewhere to dump my volunteer-candy X3
i throw a large nothing at yoshibear, which will stun with a big ?
(not a easy task, for nothing is hard to measure).
-cocks head- Mrew? -throws some sense at whovianart-
ahha, while he is confused, i then throw nonsense to yoshibear, for the total confusion double shot.
and sense does not effect me like most, it rolls right off, like water on a ducks back.
-throws a Q-tip at prof- @.@
hey cool, thanks, my ears needed the cleaning.
and to show appreciation, i throw a gold coin.
CHANGE! *grabs the gold coin from mid-air, and throws a boomerang at Prof*
Throws a plate full of meatballs
*throws an array of banana cream pies*
hey lookie, flying snacks, opens mouth wide, eats the pies, spits the pans out like watermellon seeds unintentionally in the direction of shino,
was that a boomerang that went by earlier?, good thing i was ducking at the time.
-throws pixie dust at prof.- .w.
the pixie dust is mesmerized into thinking it`s an anvil, and drops to the ground, but not before yoshibear fall under it... 'ouch', why`d you do that yoshi?
-throws blood at prof.- .w. -throws grammar at him also-
*takes a cup cake and throws it at Yoshi like baseball pitcher* TAG! yer it XD
-yips, throwing a Fox at him in return- GOtcha! >:3
*catches the fox, cuddles it, and throws a tennis ball at Yosh* Thanx for the fox :-3
Throws gum pellets at Matt. Pew pew pew!
OW! OW! OW! eew OW! *throws my empty beer cans at Tef*
*takes the beer cans, arranges them in a pyramid and throws the arranged beer cans back at Matt*
-pounces at the tennis ball; throwing myself (unintentionally, again) at Tef- BALL!!!
*widens eyes* YEEEEEAAALLPPP!!
*gets cannonballed in by yoshibear*
x_x
*scrambles himself to his feet, and takes out his mobile phone, setting it to flight mode before chucking it at yoshibear*
Rest assured, I set the phone to flight mode.
*expertly grabs the flying phone, but the phone lifts me of the ground* WHOOOOOA!! *the phone takes me for a ride across and around the room, till finally it returns too Tef, while I'm holding on for dear life* LOOK OUT!!
Yay! You got it, Matt!
Oh wait-
*sees the phone clattering off to the ground while at the same time getting tackled in by Matt*
*scrambles off before finding a paper airplane with a drawing of an iPhone on it, before throwing it at Matt*
*feels the tap my muzzle and throws a paper at Tef*
since blood (in a sealed package) and grammar came into my sights (somewhat quickly, as if thrown), i reach out and catch them in time, and add a few other ingredients, and turn them into a smashing traditional blood pudding, which since the oven blew up, was projected northward, in the direction of "oops" mattfolx.
"hey mattfolx, duck"
Where? *gets hit in the face by the bloody flying pudding, and with it's force, sends me flying across the room, hitting the wall* You asked for it! *throws the pudding pan like a frisbee at Prof.*
asked for what?, i did not ask for anyth..."boing", what the? 'ouch', that hit me right where i was thinking, sense my brain makes now (wobbles around), 'my thinketh, someone declared war', of which i conceed, and raise a white flag of ???, and throw a big pile of cash in the direction of mattfolx (if modern warfare has taught anything, money solves everything).
(sneaks of to secret lair, making the ultimate weapon of mass destruction, which will hopefully not ever be needed).
(when will that package from ACME ever get here???).
*yanks the money from the prof before throwing pennies back*
still slightly dizzy from a recent boinging, i pull out my umbrella, and all of a sudden it rains pennies (heaven sent?), good thing i had the umbrella open and over my head, 'oh' and did i mention it has a built-in trampoline (acme can make anything), and the pennies bounce back to wherever they came from :)
. . . . throws a wooden spoon
Hey guys, what's up? *walks in to the room and unexpectedly gets smacked in the cheek by the wooden spoon, leaving a deep blush red mark on my cheek* YEEOWCH!!! *covers her face with her paws and begins whimpering* QAQ Hmm, wasn't expecting that... b'aww... *grabs a Ritz cracker from the table next to her and tosses it way into the air in front of everyone*
me and three others all leap for the flying ritz cracker, 'boing' our heads would have collide, but for me still having my trampoline umbrella open over my head, tossing the other three upwards in the direction of where the spoon came from.
cracker did not taste as good as expected ('hup seng' brand are so much better).
Throws 100 posts milestone at the prof. :D
100 post milestone, mmhheeeh.
post 101 is so much cooler (since i froze it in a deep freeze), and i trhow it upwards into the sky (wearing special gloves, of course) like a very large lawn dart, hey tuf 'quack quack' (duck).
*gets hit on the head with the 101*
Ow!
Throws the Vancouver weather forecast at the prof.
Yay for rain.
*throws an umbrella at Tef* Here, I don't need it.
Throws a windshield at Matt.
Throws a brick at Tef.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/o5ooj8.gif)
That's going to bruise later...
*is bruised.*
And you knocked one tooth out from my poor jaw.
*throws tooth at Brittany*
Throws a piece of fuzzy cheese at Tef* Randomness
*grabs the fuzzy cheese and the tooth* YAAAAY! *throws a hand full of confetti at albert*
blinks as the confettie surrounds him* lols *throws a plushie kitty at Mattfolx
*catches the kitty plushie and starts nomming on it, throwing it's decapitated head at albert*
D: throw a bucket of water on Mattfolx* monster!
*throws a sewing kit at albert*
*throws a boot at Tef, a smelly one no doubt*
*intercepts old smelly boot and makes smelly boot soup. Throws the soup at mattfolx. :birdy:
throws a liver at duffy* RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!
*throws prairie oysters at albertwesker157* EVEN MOAR RANDOMNESSNESSNESS!!!!!!!!!1!!!@!!!1!ONE!!!~
@.o throws a jar of beetlejiuce at Hunny* you CANT WIN A BATTLE OF RANDOMNESS AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!
hey, what`s with all the weather around so suddenly?, it`s like someone just thru it all into my direction, fortunately, i have the weathernator 13-6, and deflect upwards, letting it all land elsewhere from where i iz.
randomness, mheh, what you all know?
i throw a (looks in the first book i reach, randomly opens a page, first word is '1806'), yup, i throw 1806 at myself, for myself is above me.
*pulls out a book (which is the book of gravity) and throws it at prof.*
*pulls out a book titled "Falling Up" and throws it at Matt*
*gets uppercutted in the face by the "Falling up" book, and starts throwing misprint books at Tef*
Throws a book written in Wingdings at Matt.
What the f••k is a wingding!? *throws that book back at Tef*
gravity is my friend, i just float along for fun.
sense in the weather is always made.
hey mattfolx, almost everytime i throw things upwards to others, you seem to be in the way, maybe you should duck (quack quack) a little more often.
i throw upwards the (reaches for random book in library) ADAPTIVE AIR SUSPENSION (another book) THE SUMMER OF, WHICH WILL (yet again another book) hit all those related to any ASH OR KAREN and turn them into ruined creatures from an ancient tomb.
wingding is an ancient writen language of the not so smart colony, which with no surprize died out long ago.
Throws the java "throw" command and the prof.
http://tcljava.sourceforge.net/docs/TclJava/JavaThrowCmd.html (http://tcljava.sourceforge.net/docs/TclJava/JavaThrowCmd.html)
HHHAAAAXXXXX *throws an old bulky computer moniter at tef
Ouch!
Throws the Apple Lisa at Albert!
oh, come on beings, if your going to throw antiquated elctronic things at each other, at least use the classier ones.
i throw a magnavox odyssey, and to any of those that get hit by the extra bits and pieces that come in the open box, game over for you.
hey tef, what up with the "bad class foo"?, you throwing around kung-fu students? (yet again, tsk tsk).
How about something more classier? Throws a wooden stick and a clay tablet with Cuneiforms on it at the prof.
aha, i see a wooden stick coming my way, and 'quack', then i receive a confusing unreadable message, uhm... i wonder what it says?, oh wait, i now remember my early sumarian, it says 'duck'.
throws a podium at the professor* here, give a lecture
Throws an AV projector and its accompanying cart at the prof.
Hear hear.
really, people want me to do a lecture?...okay then... here goes......
a one hour lecture on why the loss of the duncan yo-yo name in 1965 lead to off-brand no name product spin-offs from major leading companies... in eg. q-tips, jello, kraft.
in all your faces with knowledge... ha.
Got it, prof! *throws his 5 page load of lecture notes written in Helvetica 9pt font.
i turn on my lecture note grinder ultra-12.34, i catch the pile of lecture notes and toss them in, which grinds up anything with a 12pt. font or smaller, it spits out a ball of some random doodles and title header, which i drop into my 'acme' brand rubber band gun, and fire it in the direction of the 'one' not paying attention.
tosses a paper airplane at the prof*
Throws a medal at the prof. 8)
Flicks a penny at Tef
now now albertweskers, carefull with those airplanes, do not make me send you to the principle 'yet again'.
and thank you tef, for the medal, but i prefere apples (or better yet, blueberries).
i throw a beer at duffy (for obvious reasons), if you not get this 'doh'.
Okay, this is gonna be taxing on my balance but...
*throws an iPhone 4GS at the prof*
You did ask for an Apple did you?
4gs.... mmmmmmmm good tasting electro-bite, best apple ever (well, till the next one).
i throw the empty core to whoever wants to recycle it.
*walks in and get clunked on the head by the flying object* OW! What the!? *starts throwing golf balls at Prof.*
throughs another paper airplane, this time at Mattfolx* ssshhhhh, the prof is lecturing
.... and so with generic branding, came cheap golf balls, "oh wait" how handy, some generic golf ball coming my way (reaches out and catches them), as you can see......huuuuhumm... i warned you albertwesker, off to the principle with you, and you`d better take mattfolx with you.
throws a glare at everyone else.
Duffman has a baaad feeling about this...
throws cheap sunglasses at the prof. OHHH YEAH!
Sunglasses huh...
Throws a poster of CSI Miami's Horatio Caine at Duffy.
(YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!)
That's what i call *puts on sunglasses* getting hit on!
Throws a crime scene at Tef
*The otter throws Duffy into the crime scene* Ha!
oh no, duffy is down, bleeding reddish goop, seemingly not moving, covered with a poster, and sunglasses having been thrown my way.
i grab the sunglasses, put them on, then slowly take them off again, looking towards the body, and saying, "looks like the poor thing suffered a major case of paper cuts, and got wrapped up in his poster job", (cue who music), and i throw forth bad acting, hitting all that are watching.
BOO!!! *walks up to the stage and throws a Rodeny Dangerfeild act at everyone*
Walks in and throws Russell Peters at Matt.
Say my name! Oh my god! *click*BI-LE!
throws fake snow on Tef
Throws fake oxygen at Icey.
i throw fake reality towards everyone, 'yeah', that right, you just thought you saw that.
throws a season set of Eureka at you
in response, i throw jealousy at you.
and while you are throwing the season of eureka, please throw at me a dvd player, power (to run machine), and enough time to watch them with.
throws all that an a million doll hairs
*throws a million bald dolls*
*throws naked dolls at Tef* XD
*throws melted plastic dolls at Matt* xP
i throw tef a big box of feathers.
BOXES!! *takes the box bs hides in it, and pops out, throwing cardboard ninja stars at Prof.*
i trhow water crystals and hit every ninja star, soaking them wet, they then just fall to the ground, into a puddle of brown goop, which travels towards the big box soaking both it and mattfolx, making one big mess.
(hah, mess with the best, soak with the rest)
EEWWWW!!! GLITTER!!! *throws a stick of TNT at Prof. and runs*
Throws magnesium that has been lit on fire at everyone before diving behind a table*
the flying magnesium hits the tnt, changing the tnt`s direction, and instead of going towards me, is now heading behind the table where tef is hiding at, at the same time causing the magnesium to simply fall to the floor, causing a big hole, which everyone in the room falls into, except me of course, for i just happen to have a jet pack on, and escape all the madness (mwhoohaha).
the end results are that i`ve thrown about chaos casually (yet again), maybe it`s safer when i just throw out random thoughts or quotes.
'the only pointless thing in the pointless forest is the pointless one, everything else has a point.', so says the boy with his dog named arrow.
Magnesium -> Magnesium Oxide is my favourite practical chemical reaction of sorts. Middle school chemistry. Good times. Good times.
*dives out of the way to see the table explode*
*throws table pieces at the prof*
dynamite created toothpicks heading my way, 'eeep', i turn my jetpack around and use the jetsream to vaporize the table toothpick splinters, 'oops', while doing so the jetsream accidentally goes in the direction of tef, who might suffer a bad hair day, as always, 'hey tef, quack'.
GAH! *throws a large riot shield in the direction of the prof before diving off.
i still got jet pack on, i casually get out of the way, up up and away... uhm over 50 feet in the air and my jetpack just went splutter, i quickly remove it (letting it fall), and pop out my parachute, gently gliding to the ground.
meanwhile the jet pack clears it`s throat and goes off wildly, in random directions... oh no it` going to hit you, 'WATCH OUT'.
*grabs a bat modded with video game logic and thwacks the jetpack back at the prof*
uhm, okay...really?
once you thwacked the jet pack, it became so unstable, it... well, it 'BLEW UP' in your face, ooops....too bad for you (i am still floating towards the ground at a leisurely pace).
"those that do evil on me, end up not well, those that do good, stay good", i throw this quote to whoever want to catch it.
Speaking of quotes, I turn your quote into money and throws the UBC Sauders School of Business on you.
You did specify that it's a quote, so I exploited it from a literary to a financial practice. Now you owe me money. xD
*Gets hit by the quote, and falls to the ground* OOOHH, I'M IN PAIN!! I THINK THIS IS WHAT PAIN FEELS LIKE!!! *accidentally throws her phone up in the air and curls up in a ball and sobs!!*points if you get the ref from my quote, LOL
while in the air, i see a phone flying by, reach out and grab it, making a long distance call to joss whedon, hey dude, you are so quotable.
hey tef, the money stock quote fell and now your now bankrupt (stocks on margin, not so good a idea.), oops for you, i throw canceled debt your way to bring you back to zero (well, it`s better than being in the red).
i land onto the ground near a hunny ball of sobs, and roll her down a lane, knocking down nine pin-heads, and score big for my team :)
the hammer is a tool that belongs in the box.
The hammer... is my-
...never mind..
*ahem*>w>*ahem*
*from the distance, I randomly toss the pins blindly in all different directions*
*still has a scale model of the UBC Sauders building falling down on top of the prof*
Throws a pincushion at Hunny.
oh, lookie there, a uncleary described scale model of a ubc saunder school building falling towards where i am standing, i simply sidestep left three feet, it hits the ground where there is a hole, oh wait, that means that it falls into the basement, i yell "watch out bellow".
now some may go, 'hey, wait a minute, how were you standing over a hole?', well simply, i had on my hover boots at the time 'duh'.
i see hunny throwing bowling pins all over with a big crash, i duck as one goes right by my left ear, throwing a glance in the direction of tef, i see him throw a pincushion towards hunny, but am too far away to stop it.
and by only throwing a glance, i hope to defuse the violence to a dull roar, for it does seem to be getting out of hand, and reality......
-throws a pebble at Professor- .w.
Throws a Jackson Pollock painting at yoshibear and the prof.
I'm afraid reality just flew out of the window with the Jackson Pollock painting that I borrowed from the Vancouver Art Gallery. xP
okely dokely then, so it seems a pebble has gone thunk on my noggin, causing me to dreamily think i see a painting flying thru the air, and yoshi sticks her tongue out and grabs the painting, pulls it into her mouth and crunch/chews it up, and wanders off chasing butterflies, i fall to the ground, and throw up dreaming dust up in the air, which affects everyone in the immediate area.
...-smacks Prof with the painting softly- You okay? .w. -throws smelling salts at Prof-
Ack! Throws an umbrella in the prof's direction before throwing a tiny 1cm x 1cm painting at yoshibear that's made with really soft foam.
-is knocked out by the 1x1 foam painting just after I throw a Wiimote at Tef by accident whilst playing warioware-
*gets bopped right on the snout by the Wiimote*
Ow!
Oh wait, you might need some new batteries. *throws batteries at yoshibear.*
Pew pew pew.
-is hit by batteries, flailing and throwing dirt as Tef in my sleep, floofy tail brushing against the ground-
Ack! My fur! *grabs a pail of water and throws it over himself, before shaking himself dry, sending water pellets flying in every single direction, including Yoshibear*
-yelps and flails around as the water hits me... growls, making and throwing a coldish water-balloon at Tef-
*bites the water balloon, sending the stuff sprayed on my face*
Acks as he nearly chokes on it.
Throws a cherry tomato at yoshibear.
-is hit by a tomato, barely changing my fur color- .... -pounces in a lake to clean myself, throwing soap at Tef when I'm clean-
*tries to grab the soap but slips through my paws and propels itself faster towards Tef*
-throws another bar of soap at Matt, giggling-
Throws a large bottle of Dove at yoshibear.
-throws a large bar of homemade goat soap at Tef- >.>
Throws Fight Club soap at yoshibear.
*Throws himself at Tef*
-throws a few grains of sand at Akon-
*is crushed beneath Akonite*
*dazes out for a few moment before throwing Akonite at yoshibear*
-yips, dodging, before grabbing Tef, and throwing Tef at Tef- .w.
O_O
TEFCEPTION
*throws this huge text at yoshibear*
Throws a set of penrose stairs at Tef
Take zis! *throws a dodgeball at shino*
Throws a volleyball at Matt.
i wake up, having this weird dream that lots of soap was thrown around, but not before paintings were thrown and chewed up.
now back to reality (the thought of such is slippery), i throw sand at tef, hopefully providing him with the traction needed to not throw stuff at me.
Neox pops up momentarily to see what the hell is going on in this wacky forum-games section... only to catch a face full of sand, at which he snarls and begins clawing at his eyes.
"WHYYY!? I wear safety glasses all day at work and this is what I get for sticking my nose in here during my off-hours!? ARRRRGH!!!"
All bets are off as Neox throws the WorkSafe BC regulation handbook in some haphazard direction, for lack of being able to see, but hopes it heads somewhere towards Prof. Whovianart...
Throws the BC Credit Union at Neox.
throws HAPPY FURRY FACES AT TEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3
I see imposter :-3s trying to pass them off as :-3 s!
*throws those back at Icey!*
Neox intercepts one, molds and contorts it into a >8( and throws it back at Tef.
*whimpers an crys as you destroy the happy cuteness in the world then becomes evily out of the pain and throws :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: at you
*fights through the gust of faces of evil, and throws a bunch of :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: at Icey*
i throw a whole lot of glaring faces at everyone, the little round faces are so glaring, that there is no emoticon scary enough to show what they truly look like, and there are so many that they are like little marbles, making walking a big challenge.
and hey, neatholix, the worksafe b.c. regulations handbook has no effect on me, i am evil after all (which means i may have helped in the writing of it)
Throws a crapload of random keys at the prof.
throws a cell phone
Throws a police car.
throws a ceramic light up turtle
Throws an electric eel.
Christmas tree
Coal.
Santa
Throws Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph the RED NOSED REINDEER~~~ at Icey
Throws all the evils at Tef
Throws all the sins at Icey.
throws all the socks kids got for Christmas at you
Throws all the fireplaces that Santa crawled through at you.
throws cookies an milk at you that Santa never actually ate
Throws all the jingle bells that exists during Christmas times at Icey.
throws all the LIGHTS that are put up at Tef
Throws all the pine tree stumps that remained after people went to U-CUT Christmas Trees in Richmond for their Christmas Trees.
throws all the old dried up trees at Tef
Throws all the shriveled Christmas wood that didn't make it to be erected for warm family fun and enjoyment.
throws all the mistletoe at you and puckers up
Throws all the hollies back at Icey.
Neox pauses his conversation with someone to reach out and grab the flying holly, not quite realizing exactly what it was for he'd seen it in the corner of his eye at first. After yelping once and jumping around in discomfort, due to the sharp holly leaves stabbing into his palms, he growls loudly and throws a fruitcake at Tef.
"Make a joke about fags throwing fruitcakes and I will END you." o.=.o
EEEEEHhhh ;D ;D ;D :-3 hehehe I have always been one to poke the dragon
FLYING FAG! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Fruit cake, is it the natural food of the wild gay? next time on Animal Planet*
*grabs a empty cardboard tub from the wrapping paper and throws it at Neox *
*throws red and green Christmas present ribbons at Icey and Neox.*
throws candy canes at Tef
Throws the Chocolate Advent Calendar at Icey.
*throws missle toe at Tef* Who ever is close to your, there will be nonstop smooching for you XD
Missle Toe?!
Sounds like an explosion of smooches.
*throws missile toe silo at Matt*
throws annoying, endlessly repeating christmas music at Tef
throws fancy tree ornaments at Duffy
I see your Christmas music and I raise you a channel of Christmas music.
Throws the 103.5 CHQMFM radio channel at Duffy and Icey.
*throws one of those annoying singing snowman (push a button and it SINGS) at Tef*
Throws a huge pine tree at Matt.
OMG throws one of those singing snow man things that have a motion sensor that goes off ALL THE TIME!!
Throws one of those singing snow man things disguised as a James Bond reconnaissance drone.
You are being watched, Icey.
throws the droid from Star Wars on Hoth that that Han Solo destroys
Throws R2D2 at Icey.
throw C3PO at Tef
Throws House Atreides at Icey.
Throws a snow ball from the ice rink
Throws a book from the UBC Robson Campus at Icey.
*Throws a turret in Tef's direction, then walks away with her hands in her jacket pocket, while whistling.
Throws the Police's Roxanne
Moulin Rouge - El Tango De Roxanne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcFNnwetjY#ws)
Throws the cast of Moulin Rouge at Icey.
YAY!!! Ewan Mcgregor!!
throws a Kankan dancer at you
Throws the dance floor at Icey.
throws a paint ball at Tef
well gee, i think icey and tef need a timeout of some sort, i`m gone just a few days, and there were three pages of stuf thrown around.
and as for the random bunch of keys thrown in my direction, THANKS a big bunch, i will make them all into sonic key pendants.
and since so much christmas stuff was thrown around, i throw boxing day pandamonium.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA that actually made me laugh out loud heheheh
throws a shit ton of thred posts at you
i teleport myself out from and teleport you (icey) into the same such pile of thred posts.
then throw a freeze bomb onto the pile, making your computer sluggish.
*throws an overclocked CPU at the prof and points at Icey's computer... which is currently trudging through bits like the Eniac*
FIX IT.
o.=.o
charges his Tesla tail, and throws a bolt of static electricity towards Naetholix. :vik:
*throws a Faraday cage at Duffy, along with several combustible substances with a high flash-point* =P
throws all the knotted and fucked up Christmas lights in the entire world at Neox
*throws all the knotted and fucked up fishing-line in the entire world back at Icey*
thats not a very Chritmasy thing to do :'( :'( :'(
Throws all used condoms in the world at Neox MUAHAHAHAHHAH wow thats a little to evil
I actually hate everything associated with Christmas, so don't mind me for my lack of spirit. =P
*sidesteps and lets them fall in the preform hopper at his old job, and watches with maniacal satisfaction as the used condoms are turned into plastic bottles, which he then uses as return-fire at Icey*
Throws a "Two Minute Hate" video clip from 1984 at Neox.
Throws all NONE nestle water bottles at Neox and Tef
I don't work at Nestle anymore.
*throws hot asphalt at Icey*
dodges and throws hot lava at Neox
Throws hot vixens at Icey.
8)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww VIXENS!!! Runs away! an throws legos at Tef
*builds a lego sword out of it and throws it at Icey*
And...it shatters spectacularly.
builds a mega block sword and throws at Tef and it dosnt break just hits him in the chest and clatters to the ground
Yelp! Ow!
*raid a toy store and throws many small lego swords at Icey*
starts throwing foam swords at Tef* take that!
MEGA BLOCKS???, yuck.
you asked for it icey, i throw my lego couch at you, which is a 3 piece (total lenght 7 1/2ft. long), and i may as well throw my 6 1/2 ft tall floor lamp at you while i`m at it, that`s right, no messing with a guy that has over 3 million lego brick/pieces.
and icey, for using the improper wording 'legos' (there is no plural), i also throw my 2 1/2 ft. by 5 ft. dining room size table, hopefully this will table your manners (though i doubt it) :)
and beware, no retaliation, otherwise i might just have to shoot modulex lego bricks at you with my 1950`s lego gun.
:)(all the above i actually own in real life) :)
*throws an obscure Knex construction at the Prof*
I liked Knex way more anyway. =\
-throws a bouncy-ball at Naetholix-
I kinda think Knex is better.. maybe... X3
: professor whovianart December 07, 2011, 07:06:28 -07:00
MEGA BLOCKS???, yuck.
you asked for it icey, i throw my lego couch at you, which is a 3 piece (total lenght 7 1/2ft. long), and i may as well throw my 6 1/2 ft tall floor lamp at you while i`m at it, that`s right, no messing with a guy that has over 3 million lego brick/pieces.
and icey, for using the improper wording 'legos' (there is no plural), i also throw my 2 1/2 ft. by 5 ft. dining room size table, hopefully this will table your manners (though i doubt it) :)
:)(all the above i actually own in real life) :)
@the prof: For truth, that still blows my mind away. 8)
Throws a bouncy castle at yoshibear.
i block naetholix`s obscure knex creation with my shield made from lego brand znap pieces, the superior answer to knex (look the stuff up, super amazingly better than knex).
i throw a disappointed look at both naetholix and yoshibear (you both not know of the true quality materials) :(
i throw a big 'yup' at tef, i have troubles finding anything in the big mound of plastic.
I went to a pretty awesome lego store in a shopping mall in Portland, Oregon last summer. I'll throw the entire store at you.
for lack of space to store the store of brick, i just duck, and oops i guess whoever is in the way will get the lump (on their head, he he he)
*ducks too as he throws a gallon of oil at the prof. Here's a good amount of raw plastic for your legos lol*
pretty slick move tef, i slip on right by planing on what the design of this magical new lego piece would look like, 'hey' i know, how about a nestle quick bunny head, oh no wait, that was already done (tis true, i gots a few of them), and instead i just use the oil to do a slick trick by pulling a easter egg out of a hat and throw it to tef, 'hey tef', try ducking the 'chicken egg' now.
*Neox expertly catches the egg in the palm of his hand in a backwards arm motion, absorbing all of the momentum and leaving the egg perfectly intact.*
Yeah... life on the farm... this is actually a game my cousin and I used to play when we were kids... we'd throw eggs at each other and whoever broke it had to grab the electric fence with both hands for 5 seconds...
Fuck, I'm such a hick ._.
*hoists a bale of hay over his head*
Hey! You, the one who boasts of "superior building materials!" How about some baler-twine? *chucks it at Prof. Whovianart*
Woah hey, that sounds like a lot of fun, and a bit messy too. xP
Throws my exam revision notes at Neox and the prof.
exam notes just came my way, there was too much scribbling on them, so they were graded F-.
baler-wire?, come on, everyone knows duct tape and barbed wire are so passe, has been materials of a antiquity time when the red/green show was on the air, everyone has moved onto the new and improved materials, straw and cow dung, the preffered materials by more third world countries than any thing else (might be cause that all they got)
so here ya all go, i throw upwards a ton of straw and cow dung, have fun.
Throws Old MacDonald and all of his farm animals at the prof.
you might be sorry for having done that, when the zombie apocalypse comes, where will you go for food?, yup thats right, me, and i`ll only charge a million credits per egg, and don`t even ask how much the bacon will be, mwhoohahahaha.
i throw this ponderous thought at you, with a modern house with all automatic hand waving and other controls, if electricity failed, how would you get water out of the bathroom tap?, flush the toilet?, get a paper towel?, power up your cell phone?, get internet?, cook food?, or even keep perishables cool?
Laughs at Prof for thinking I DIDNT already read the Zombie Survival guide, so easily has the peace of mind and ability to dodge that ponderouse thought as well as the house that would be useless in a apocalypse!
*growols at teh Prof mackng fun off mi teriblle wreriteing scill!! and throws a bunch of well hand sifted chick **** at him.*
Take that! OH and I also through all my !LEGOS! at you!!! MUAHAHAHAHA
Oh, we can always eat each other, right? Right? Uh...okay.
I guess I'll throw that thought out of the window.
Shame, I gave all my legos away. Oh well, bye bye, my Harry Potter edition of Legos.
*throws a minecraft block cleverly disguised as a Lego constructed cube at Icey and the Prof*
oh look, with the combination of chicken poop dust in the air (kaff kaff choke gasp) and a big pile of minecraft related lego bricks having just landed (crushed) on me, i just turned into a creeper blockhead, urgh aargg.
now on a human hunting rampage, i throw blocks at anyone in sight and eat brains.....................
*shoosts zombie Prof in da head! then throws some febreze on you*
grr aarg grr aarg.... zing.... bloopafloop, a projectile just went thru my head, and what the... smelly goop has now been thrown on me, not a good zombie day 'sigh'.
why is everybody always picking on me?.... oh right.. the brain eating thing, oh well, i`ll just trudge along "throwing" random rotting pieces of other people`s flesh to whoever gets in my way, hoping it stops them long enough for me to catch up with them.... mmmmm.. lunch.
*throws Zombie-be-gone at the professor*. Order yours today, New Zombie-be-gone. success guaranteed or your money back. only $29.95, with a 5 dollar mail in discount if you order in the next hour. As an added bonus we'll send you TWO bottles for the price of one. That's right TWO BOTTLES. order yours today
throws all the change channel buttons used (when they see info commercials like that) at you
hey yaay, i iz no longer a zombie, but feel the pangs of becoming a commercial complainer (hopefully only temporarily).
order now?,. mail in rebate, how do the two work simultaniusly??? when did snail mail ever become so fast you get the coupon in time to make it apllyable to the item being ordered???
i throw the stupid logic at tef. (but in a good way).
and i throw more remotes to icey, giving him more ammo to throw to a certain someone :evil:
Hey who changed the channel off the infomercial channel :/. *Throws a slapchop at the Prof*. "YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS"
*throws a onion at Duffy* Here, chop this X3
Oy! Nothing beats Billy Mays!
*throws Oxy Clean at Matt*
xD
sighs an looks around for something to throw and sees a paint ball gun full of paint an a full air tank and some grass.......oooooh that could be awesome!!
..........throws grass at Tef
Ow Ow Ow! They're pricking my fur!
*throws dandelions at Icey!*
i throw fire at tef (to light the grass with) which should give him high thoughts.
i throw kleenex towards duffy to wipe the tears from the onion (so he says).
oh goody, i gots nuts, now i can make a nut yam stew, oh wait, these nuts smell funny (in the not so good 'soylent green' way, phew), i better throw them in the composte.
throws tinsel at you cuz I am tired and cant think of anything interesting
*goes high*
Oh lol...is that your shadow dancing, Icey?...Oh yeaaaaaahh....
*tries to grab Icey's shadow and throws it at Icey while crashing into the prof at the same time.
*collapses an sleeps happily in bed with new blankie that is got for Christmas! *
then throws pillows at nearest fur in my sleep
tinsel?, 'TINSEL'?, really?, i`m a rabbit, not a kitty, i do not fall for those shiny floating in the air things... those shiinee... i reach my paw out to tap on a strand (damn).
since this tinsel was near a decorated tree, while swiping at the tinsel, i accidentally throw a present to you, bonking you in the head, thunk, 'oops'.
*whines an rolls over pulling the blankie over my head then tosses a peace of popcorn (that is always in the couch cushions for some reason) at you an goes back to sleep coughing a couple times before ensuing the snoaring*
*opens a present box...* Ooh look, a DIY Home Alone style kit on building traps!
*throws the empty present box at Icey and the prof*
the box was big enough, that as it flew thru the air in my direction, i hopped in, and when it lands on the ground, i now have a cool fort :)
throws a big grin to everyone else around.
*slowly crawls over an slides into the box to curling up an sleeping again* hehe
throws bits of those foamy noodle looking things at Tef an the Professor
hey, my fort has been invaded by a bear like creature, startled, i jump and run (like the rabbit i iz), and since i did not watch where i was going, i slam right into the christmas tree, "throwing" ornaments all over the place 'oops'.
*luckly being in a box an sorta half seeing all this happen I roll the box over so I cant be hit by anything.
Then I throw so bits of carrot that I found in that box
Go! My army of rabbits! *throws rabbits at Icey's carrot, before launching themselves for Icey*
hey, lucky me, 7 of those rabbits were female bunnies ( :)), i go off with them to start my own harem, to create a very large army of my own, or die trying :)
i 'throw' outwards a very big grin ;D
*gages knowing what the big grin is about an tosses condoms out of my box then in disgust of strait furs drops the box back down an goes to sleep agian lol*
'OUCH', i say after having landed into the the trunk of the christmas tree, ornaments are falling all over the place,and i come to the realization that my harem was only a dream :'(
but since i do have a short attention span, i notice some flying tinsel, 'oooohhh shiny', and while swiping and batting at the tinsel i inadvertently end up throwing presents all over the place, and one is coming in your direction 'oops'.
*eeps at the something falling on me I open my eyes to see a teddy bear shaped present, it says to Icey sooooooooo I open it. . . .ITS A TEDDY BEARKAT!!! I smile an pull it close cuddling the plushy. Runs around throwing hugs at everyone before going back to the sanctuary of my box*
*gets wrestled in a sense to the ground* Owch.
*crawls over to the kitchen and throws Christmas pudding at Icey and the prof.
chomp chomp chomp, pudding, yum yum, thanks tef.
i throw tef a chocolate box that looks like it might have a`n icey mint filling in it.
*bites one chocolate open and looks inside in horror*
Prof! What the heck did you do with Icey for the mint filling?!!!
*throws the chocolate box back at the prof*
. . . . . wait what?
This... *throws a fruit cake at Icey*
i cannot tell my secret recipes.
i throw everyone a big chunk of anthracite, to keep yourselves warm with.
may the hollidays be what you want them to be :)
*Throws an aluminum pole at everyone, and exhibits my feats of strength*
Happy Festivus everyone ^^
*dodges the pole an throws crazy room mates at everyone!*
whoah, a whole bunch of crazy critters just flew by me, flailing their limbs like a poorly orchestrated dance of blind people moving to lady gagga music(?).
oh, and what`s this?, a aluminium pole just landed at my feet, well then, i`ll just take that to the recyclers for some quick cash, $-cat-ching-$.
with my recently acquired moola, i buy a bunch of gold foiled chocolate coins, and throw them to everyone (to see how many get fooled into thinking it`s all real).
pieces of ate, aaarrrrh.
*Noms all the chocolate and passes out and throws his chocolate induced dreams at everyone*
tall lanky psychedelic hippie chicks with victoria secret angel wings in space, licking my face, with a big smile, i float awhile....... whuuh what, hey, where did the dog come from? wow, i have to stop catching other people`s sugar induced dream, they can be so weird.
i now really want a psychedelic hippy chick for my own (wings optional), i THROW outward the thought, hoping one will show up, yeah yeah i know this not a dating service, so i THROW sticks of lit dynomite to duffy, for confusing my mind with other`s thought.
sex and violence, and next week, dirt confusion.
*throws a thought of dirt confusion at Prof.*
Throws a poka ball at Mattfolx trying to capture him.......
WOAH! WHAT TH- *gets caught in the poke'ball and attempts to escape it....and fails*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! *jumps around excitedly!* I am a Pokemon master I caught me a MATTFOLX!!!
Throws confetti at everyone
too bad the poke ball was a knock off from china, it breaks apart, mattfolx is now free, but it looks like he`s still trying to get back in it, 'nah' must be my imagination.
dirt is the goodness of last years left over grass and shrubs, and with this thought, i add water and THROW a dirt ball to icey 'phhhmp'.
Aaand I'm back, with a compost bin full of compost that I throw at the prof.
*now all muddy an what not I hug everyone then. . . . "ITS THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON!" throws little dragons at everyone!
Yay! Dragons! *hugs them all*
*throws a Dratini at Icey*
oh lookie, a bunch of little dragons just flew up to me, oh so cute... hey wait, they are breathing fire, 'ouch' the burning is not good, why are there mushrooms sprouting on me??, the dragons are burning the mushrooms, the chaotic confusion and smoke in the air (and the banana peel from mystery compost all over me) causes me to slip into some coma like state, in which i realize i am invincible, and float thru to the other side of reality, causing the dragons to run scared, and right on cue, here comes the woolly mammoths stomping and THROWING reality bites to anyone in range, oops "oh ouch" tef seemed to just got hit by a very large piece of reality, and just ended up covered in blueish coloured slug like sea critters 'yeuck'
You put a decent amount of thought into that didnt you. I like it.
You know those Jesus fish things people put on there cars well I saw one with a bigger fish about to eat the little fish and inside the big fish it said "reality bites" lol I LOVE IT!!
throws the reality bites fish at everyone
Reality does bite, but doesn't reality hits you hard (bro) first before reality bites you?
Throws George Lindell's (y'know, the funny over dramatic guy /watch?v=FaB5u0XyiTk ) van at Icey.
while still in a coma like state, i get hungry and see some religious fish floating by, so i 'monch monch' eat them, and now am THROWING and spluttering out scriptures forth, hitting and smiting all that get audibly touched by blessed words.
and for the record, i do just make these up as i write along.
o.O *throws a half eatten ham and dijon honey mustard sammich at* hehe
i`ve been roused out of my coma like sleep because some horrible substance has come close to my nose, with closer inspection, it`s the mustard and ham stuck inside a half eaten sammich, which is a pseudo edible entity, being passed off as food to those that think mc. donalds actually serve food, for as we all know, they really serve 'soylent green', that`s right they serve ..... !
in response to this horrendous deed, i throw at kayell a large order (5 pounds.) of three week old fries with all the grease and fats still clinging on for dear life (if it can be called that).
everyone does know what soylent green is right?
Yeah, but it's not made of furries, but oh wait, that would be vore, and I'm not into that either way.
Either way, let me take a bit of a time warp and visit the Night Market in Richmond - returns back to the present day by throwing a large sockeye nailed to a cedar plank at the prof. Fresh catch from Steveston, so I've heard.
Throws the singing Elvis fish at everyone
Knowing what it is he balls it up and adds the grease from the filters as a sticking agent to throw at icey x3
I dont understand that but okay lol
*grabs a base ball bat an smacks the mangled mess back at you*
HIT THE DECK! *jumps to the ground, dodging the flying mess* TAKE....THAT! *throws a pie at Icey like a frisbee disc*
*eeps an grabs a shield protecting myself from the deadly lemon meringue pie! Jumpin through the air I throw a apple pie back at you*
*decides to head to the Canadian prairies and returns with a semi-melted pie made of snow of which I throw at Icey*
*eeps an hides under my sheild, grabs a mud pie and throws at Tef with a triumphant "HA! HA!!"
this seems to havee turned into a:
"FOOD FIGHT"
i throw icey a large potfull of custard (his weakness, he come out to catch it), then i throw icey a larger pot of melted chocolate mixed with cake pieces, turning him into a very strangly shaped nanaimo bar.
then i throw at everyone a planetary sized pot of over cooked noodles for the win.
i now control the known spaghetty string universe, or so the theory goes, so dance my puppets, DANCE.
(oh, what have i done?, i know this will not end well for me) i use nothing to escape this time-line.
Eat this...*throws some grass at Prof.*
No, No not the grass I'm blandly known for....I'm talking the grass that grows on yer lawn, which came from a lawn mower.....
but alas for you, my minion like beings block youf bland grass from (ugh) lawns, they convert it all to that special grass, light it all on fire, and throw it all back to you (your welcome high flyer).
*watches it disintigrate as it heads for him and laughs as he picks up a snowball and rolls it down the Rocky Slopes aimed at Prof* >:3c mwahahahha
hey hey hey, bowling is not till friday,ya mutt, move aside, and watch the snowball hit everyone else, proving i am not a pin-head.
i throw a laugh "mwhoohaahaahaa" at you, for it`s all about the laugh people (you`d better know the reference).
*I poke my legs, arms, and head out of the snow ball looking like a snow man I threw myself on the Prof squishing him in the snow*
*throws a snowball with a rock inside it at the person above*
: Icey Dominus January 10, 2012, 03:26:28 -07:00
*I poke my legs, arms, and head out of the snow ball looking like a snow man I through myself on the Prof squishing him in the snow*
well since icey 'through' himself in my direction, he was not able to hit me, but simply went 'through', very ghost like of him, good thing, for if he threw himself at me, i would have been flattened like a cabbage pancake.
throws a big smile at brittany-shadowwolf.
(or so it first seemed, for inside the big smile is a rock throwing engulfing universe, claiming her as their new queen)
*suddenly Prof is crushed under a giant snow ball because I didn't go "through" I only fell through into a portal and the opening appeared above the Prof and there is nothing for him to do as he is smothered by snow!*
also the snow was thrown! :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
no no no, if you look at my last post, in the quote, it says through, sure you may have corrected your posting to what you meant, but you cannot change the quoted section of my post of what you said (ha ha ha).
and seeing you going through a portal, i step to one side, and create a portal on the ground, leaving you in an infinite loop. remember the rules of magic, any action can be countered.
i randomly THROW snow balls at you, just for fun, mostly missing THOUGH.
I sigh as I stand watching you THROW snow balls THROUGH the portal at what obviously is not me. I raise my paintball gun then unloading all 250 paint balls into you.
into a stuffed dummy of me... yeah yeah, i know it`s easy to get confused, i look so much like it, i mean it looks so much like me (a faux paws on my part).
look behind you, taadaa, i iz here, while you were not noticing, i snuck up on you and tied a rope around your leg, which is connected to a large boulder in a trebuchet (wow those paintball guns do make the noise), i pull the cord and THROW you towards a donut hole, hoping to make you go right THROUGH the center.
I laugh looking down at my hologram me watching the rope pull through the leg just then the hologram flashes and goes out. I lob a paintball grenade at you, laughing evilly as it covers you in paint. Then disappears as I teleport away sending out a bunch of holograms.
throws a french fry at the real icey* FOOD FIGHT
"YAAAAAYs" and leaps into the air catching the french fry with my mouth noming it then throwing coupons for random stuff at everyone
picks up his and grins* oh boy! i found a smex coupon *throws a toy mouse at icay
. . . I will just assume icay is me sooooooooo "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH" POUNCES!!! an rolls around attacking jumping at mouse.
throws fun at you! :-3 :-3
catches the fun and explodes into a mushroom cloud of furry paw shaped confettie, throws a bass drop at Icey * WUBWUBWUBWUB
*dosnt understand what is being thrown at him so he teleports to another location and shoots a (Cheek seeking kiss at everyone THERE IS NO ESCAPE!! MUAHAHAHAHAH)
BLEHCK, what the hell was that?, did a jellyfish just explode on my cheek?, wipes off the slime, 'WHEW', that was so not nice, looks around to see where it could have come from.
not seeing anyone, i THROW a concoction in all directions, it consists of blueberries, cobalt oxide, stronium 90 and ocean, and i will see if it has any effects on anyone.
death ray is now only 60% complete (oops, wrong place to post this).
*checks the weather* Looks like there's going to be snow on Sunday. I can't wait for a nice blanket of snow so...Hey prof, what's with the cobalt oxide and stronium 90, and why are you throwing the ocean? *gasps at the sight of whales lying helplessly on what remains of the ocean sea bed* I love whales! You're killing them! Look at this! *throws a blue whale at the prof*!
*dodges the flying whale and picks up a rock and throws it at Tef* Watch where your tossing them whales!
*gasps as the poor whales are thrown around so I throw giant air pad things to give them a soft landing then turning on a giant tap and filling the oceans back up*
okay you guys, stop throwing around whale tales... really?... throw an whole ocean? you all crazy.
i only threw around concoctions, which contained blueberries, cobalt oxide, stronium 90 and ocean, that does not mean it all of the ocean, just a small part, DUH... and what nobody noticed the blueberries, what kind of critters do not like blueberries???
by the way, the concoction tastes really good, though there are small side effects, but 'hey' i like having blue hair.
throws disappointment to all that misunderstood.
*gets the wind knocked out of him from the prof's disappointment. I guess your emotions...weigh heavier in context than words. Oof.
*throws a gasp of air at the prof*
hey thanks, just what i needed.
i THROW you my recipe for destruction, use it well (but of course, not on me).
Somehow manages to mess up the recipe of destruction and throws the recipe back at the prof. I think I accidentally used sulphuric acid right in the beginning of the recipe and everything's disintegrating!
*throws vinegar at everyone*
*looks down as my fur is covered with vinegar, grabs a ketchup and mustard and starts squirting them across the room*
Ew, I smell sour now!
*throws self into a bath and sending soap bubbles thrown at everyone*
*props open an umbrella to avoid the soap-spray,
tosses a sponge at Tef and pinches her nose*
You're gonna need this, hehe!
*whew!* Thanks!
*is finally clean as he throws the showerhead aside*
Whoops.
*Yelps as I am hit in the head with a stray shower head, whimpers and throws band aids at everyone*
Ack...sorry! *throws a medibox at Icey*
*intercepts said medikit and makes a LOZesque "receive item" pose and shouts that he is ready for the zombie hoard so he throws the bottle of ibuprofin away*
i catch the bottle, and sell it and use the money to buy a bag of magic beans.
oh, by the way kayell, the medikit is filled with ninja elves.
i throw everyone a magic bean, what does your do?
Mine grows...a "magical" Douglas Fir. Wow...it's almost as tall the CN Tower.
*climbs up a branch, accidentally throwing the fresh Vancouver snow in everyfur's face*
phhoofhg, hey something wet-ish just landed on my head, i scoop it, look around and realize it belongs to tef, and i call out 'HEY TEF!, i think this is yours", and throw it in his direction.
8 throws a hard drive at everyone
*Throws his student loan paperwork at Icey* Rawrrrrrrrrrrr
*throws the BOOKS from every person who is taking a class paid by a student loans MUAHAHAHAH!!*
burrowed in my hole, i feel the vibrations of a whole lot hitting the ground, i pop my head up, and say 'eh, what`s all the hubbub, bub', and i see all these books in a pile, and a really big bunch of loose paper, and and is that`s icey`s foot sticking out?
oh ouch, oh icey, man, that just had to hurt.
it seems that while icey was throwing other peoples books around, a freak mini tornado that was attached to the loose paper that abounded, swept everything up and all freakishly landed right on his noggin.
i throw shino a "way to go', erm, i mean, why you do that for?
now i duck back in and hide, expecting some sort or other from icey.
Luckly Icey has the invincibility of the coyote from the Road Runner, and I just get up a little mangled and come back a minute later perfectly fine and start throwing boulders at everyone and watching as one falls from no where and squashes the Prof in the accordion like style of the cartoons
alrighty then, if that`s your game, sure the coyote may have a high tolerance to damage, but then so do all cartoon critters, so i`ll go along with this.
'OUCH' i say, after a seemly large boulder just quashed me, folding me up like an accordian, going mheeere mhuuhh, mheeere mhuuhh i walk away behind a building, and reappear on the other side fully restored.
i pull out my "thingy came from there 4000" handheld device, which i use to track the original source of said such boulder, having the coordinance, i program my "returnee blammy 78.31.04" and send the boulder back to where it came from, but i first throw on it a large bomb with lit fuse.
"Woohoo! Good show! Good show!" I cheer maniacally in my movie theatre seat and I throw paper airplanes at the twosome on "stage".
it was the sound effects was`nt it?
flying pieces of paper come in my view, i look out into the crowd, and see the trouble making source, 'hey icey', it`s that pest 'tef' again.
icey and i, walk off the stage, grab tef, walk back up onto the stage, we take tef and stuff him into a large oil barrel, put the lid on, bang it a few times "bloinglaa boinglaa boinglaa" , open it up again, let him back out, carry him off the stage and back to his seat again.
the rest of the audience claps, and icey and i throw flowers into the audience, while bowing.
end scene....
*head rings from the oil barrel*
*throws complaint forms at the prof signed by Tef himself*
the complaint came from deaf ears, so i disregard.
i throw tef out of the theatre, out onto the grassy street, with gummy bear sidewalks, giving tef the booo`s, the nearby chocolate buildings ooze licorice flavored decrepit chocolate crunch, tef`s fur is now very very black, as he gets up, whoops, he fall back down with a sploitsh, splashing and throwing all others into a frenzy of running away, tef (poor poor tef) finally gets up, and walks down the gummy sidewalk till he trips into a vat of acid, and down down down he goes, till he hits bottom, then dries out, walks thru a door, walks up onto the stage, to the podium is in the center, with icey and i waiting to give tef, his academy furreal award for best set up to get icey, instantly the floor fall from under icey`s feet, and down into a tunnel he goes, which turns out is not a tunnel, but the dark end of a very big cannon, and BOOOOM , icey gets thrown all the way to Albuquerque, which for some reason, he turns left, and at long last the curtain fall` on this fiasco.
i throw you a bb, for my gun does not itself fix.
The curtain falls and the Prof appears with to say "THAT'S ALL FOLKS" but he dosnt have time as a big cartoon like hammer and knocks the Prof out. Icey appears in the Profs place, with a wink an a smile "AND that's really all folks"
Throws a scaled model of the Audi S5 at Icey. This is gonna be my future car for sure.
i see tef admiring modern automotive toys, i sneak up on him, and wrap a whole lot of dynamite around him, light the fuse, and throws him under icey, BOOOOM they both go "they blowed up real good, yup yup", i then truly say "that`s all folks", t.v. series was canceled due to too much fur flying in the air causing dander issues.
i then walk into the sunset.
(which of course incinerates me to a crisp, such a stupid rabbit).
It's bloody raining! *throws umbrellas and ponchos at everyone*
i dust myself off (ha ha) just in time to catch an umbrella and a poncho, i put the poncho on (looking very clint eastwood like) then turn the umbrella upside down, catch the bloody rain, go to a small town, and make all you dirty furries paint your building with the blood (vengeance is had)
Blood? Hm...I'll substitute that with a load of kimchi.
*throws a tubful of kimchi at the prof, covering him in pickled vegetables marinated in red spicy sauce.
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but but but... that was my new suit.... you DOG..... i throw three porcupines at you.
*yelps in pain* Ow! *whips out a pair of tough gardening gloves, and a hatchet, before cutting down a prickly cactus and throwing it at the prof*
oh no, not the cactus says the rabbit, not the cactus (anyone heard the brer rabbit story?), being a cactus ninja, i boomerang it right back to source, where just after the porcupine quills are removed, 'plaaff' poor tef gets hit by the cactus, sometimes it`s just a dogs day of doomed proportions.
mess with the best, ya pain with he rest.
Owowowowowow!
*throws self with prickly cacti and porcupine punjis sticking out of his fur at the prof, glomping the prof down!*
youch, okay okay, i call myself dead, happy now?,
now just leave me alone, so i can focus my being just long enough, i then resurrect my self elsewhere, safe from all harm :-3
you know i think these predators exist just to pick on us rabbits, what did we ever do... well other than try and rule the entire universe.
Throws the ebola virus plush at the Prof and Tef:
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/bacteria-ebola.jpg)
What, you thought I was making that up?
Ebola....OH SHIT IT'S THE VIRAL HEMORRHAGIC FEVER VIRUS!!!!
*insert Pokémon battle music!*
Whitefoot sent out Ebola Virus!
Tef sends out the Lujo Virus!
Tef throws the Lujo virus at Whitefoot and the prof!
hey, viral plushies, i like these, i have built up quite the immunity to them, and on the lujo, it turns out i am the 1 in 5 that it has no effect on :), so they do nothing to me, nhaa nhaa.... but for such nice thoughts, i return the ebola to whitefoot, and the lujo to tef, but since both diseases touched, the ebola and lujo cross infected each other, so good luck you two :evil:
at all the cons i`ve gone to the last few years, someone always as one, and get people to take photos of themselves with the plushies, great fun, first time it was syphilis, then black plague and flesh eating disease, this year i think it`s the avian flu.
Ach!
Throws a canine strain of influenza at the prof.
oh, way to go, getting my fur wet, and nice try, but the virus does nothing to us leporidae types, so there.
i sponge the stuff you thru at me, and give it back to you, "oh snap" you is a 'dog' and get infected right away, but being the nice guy i am, i also throw you a bucket full of antidote, covering your fur quite well (though i am not sure if that actually cures you).
:-3
leporidae rule.
It cures me with the metaphorical feeling of a kick in the teeth.
*throws self at the prof, cause I'm tired now*
would`nt that be a paradox?, if your tired, how can you throw yourself?
regardless, i 'fhlooopfh' get hit by a flying tef, i then pick you up, and drop you thru the center of a tire pile, now you really are tired.
i throw a look at everyone else, wondering why no others are playing this game.
Fortunately for me I'm carrying a mirror, which throws your look back at you with the same diabolic energy it originally had. I also lob a sack of Mega Bloks in your direction, just for good measure.
*throws a box of legos at the prof*
i reabsorb my diabolical energy with ease, on the other hand-
"AAAAGH"
i`m being attacked by inferior building bricks and improper word usage.
i take the sack of mega blocks to a daycare, and shortly after the children play with the bricks, out of frustration that the pieces do not fit right, them THROW them all back at you whitefoot.
i THROW tef the official stand by lego which can be found here: http://www.peeron.com/catalogs/1984/medium/23/?id=189 (http://www.peeron.com/catalogs/1984/medium/23/?id=189) , bottom corner of page.
The Mega Bloks are incompatible with my Lego brick vest, so they just fall uselessly to the side.
Throws the Prof a towel so he can throw it in, idiomatically speaking.
I laughed at the "expert builder" part.
*throws the prof a scale model of a F1 made from Legos*
oh, so that`s how this will be, ganging up on me?, well allrighty then:
of course i am an idiom, and i speak it freely (not well, just freely), and thank you for the towel, i really like the embroidery on it, and in exchange whitefoot, i throw you my wit.
now on the other hand 'tef', i throw back at you, what you`ve thrown at me, 'nothing', for a scale f1 made out of legos does not exist, so there, pthhhpttt.
what part of expert builder is funny?
Excellent. Now that I have your wit I can construct a trebuchet large enough to throw three copies of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a fox plushie of myself, and some delicious snacks all the way back to Icey, Shino, and Kayell on Page 27.
Thanks for the nothing, and I don't remember what's so funny about it...perhaps I was under the influence of caffeine jitters from coffee while I was typing up that post.
Speaking of coffee, my luck is pretty bad this time with the Tim Horton's "Roll Up the Rim to Win" cups...so...
*throws a trash can load of empty "Please Try Again" Tim Hortons's coffee cups at the prof.
thanks for the cups tef, they were very handy when the skittle rainbow made an unexpected appearance, i now have so many cups of rainbow flavour :)
i throw cups full of skittles to anyone that wants them.
*dodges the cups of skittles only to have one bonk him on the head*
Ow, whoops.
*throws the prof's awesomeness at the prof*
*Throws my Otter Clam at Tef.....* wait.... darn it.. Now I have to go find another v,v
*throws the otter clam back at Koda, along with an unopened oyster*
Woot!!!! *takes the Clams and jumps into the pool and floats on his back and breaks the oyster upon the stone he rested on his chest* Woot
*throws some sea weed at everyone above* :angel:
well lookie here, my awesomeness is coming back to me.... along with... seaweed??
i boomerang THROW all incoming towards the direction of kodaotter, enjoy.
:-3
*has himself a bag of oysters of which he has been busy opening them all*
*throws all the pearls that I have amassed from the oysters at the floor in front of the prof*
*sits back in a beach chair and watches the prof dance, with an open umbrella as a shield just in case*
Does a tail spin as the sea weed flys at him and hits it In the direction of Tef
Hope you Likethe salty smell ^.^ you know this stuff makes a good bed when sleeping in the sea ^.^
*yelp!* My fur! Brrr...I'm cold now. You do realize it's still not summer yet, right? And these seaweed somehow managed to hit through my umbrella. Oh well.
*throws the umbrella at Koda*
hehehe Grabs the umbrella and turns it into a sword. Woot!!! gives it back to Tef and throws him a fish.
*uses the sword to fillet the fish and throws the fish fillets back at the otter*
*throws bananas at everyone*
*throws night elf mohawk grenades*
*Throws a net to catch cielo*
Haha!? >:3
Speaking of nets...throws the internet at Kyrus.
*throws memes at Tef* Rawr!
Gah! The 4channers are tearing me apart!... and I like it... :gay: Naaaaayy!
*Throws a nyan cat at Shino* xD
*Holds onto the Nyan cat and goes on a rainbow rideeeeee. He chucks cookies at Kyrusfox*
*throws an insane amount of toy flares at Shino*
(http://cfs13.tistory.com/image/11/tistory/2009/04/09/12/57/49dd7228acda5)
well, i may have been gone away from this just a little too long, y`ll been just messin up the joint with all the pearls on the floor rolling around, i pour wine on the floor, and they all disolve away (well, not really, all rumours), and just tef`s luck for opening an (presumably invisible) umbrella indoors, bringing bad luck upon himself for shading the celestial goddess 'nut' (google searching reveals interesting things).
bananas have come my way, Freud may have thoughts on that, i rather make a banana split instead.
tef seems to now be resorting to images, he must be running out of words, so to help him out, i throw at him 100 typewriters, now his words should have more eight to them :-3
*gets distracted with the typewriter* Where is the power button? Where is the monitor? Oh wait, how do I skip a line? Hm....
*throws the prof back a hundred first generation Texas Instruments Scientific Calculators*
i hotwire them all into a cute christmas tree, and throw it to tef.
merry electristmas :-3
*has his fur standing on end thanks to the electricity*
The puffer fish has a furry, warm blooded, canine cousin, and you just made him mad.
*throws self at the prof again* xP
but unlike the puffer fish, your not dangerous, just soft and fuzzy, so when you hit and land on me, i just go 'oof' and then toss you off, but alas 'oops' i toss you onto your visiting puffer cousin, 'uhm' sorry and good luck with that.
hopefully your cousin has never eaten shellfish.
Ack! Poor puffer fish! Now I'm poisoned!
*runs off to the emergency clinic with his life before returning*
Thank goodness Canada has free healthcare. You wouldn't want to pay for my medical bill would ya? :P
And I'll take the soft and fuzzy part as a compliment. All spitzhunds are soft and fuzzy!
*throws a Pomeranian plushy at the prof*
well, ain`t you the dramatic one, if you happened to look up puffer fish on the all guessing google, you would know that puffer fish are not poisonous themselves, the toxins come from the shellfish and other stuff they eat, farm grown ones do not show the same levels or any toxins, so there.
so it may have been a waste of healthcare, and why a medical bill if free anyways?
a pomeranian plushy just came my way, and look 'paris hiton' is attached, well i guess i have some new toys to play with :-3
oh and i throw tef a big thank you for what should be a fun night ;) :-3 ;)
*wakes up days later from the crazy shenanigans as symptoms of the strange poison. Oh well, I've suffered worse. And thanks for the thank you.
Oh wait. Wouldn't that be Thanksception?
Oh well.
*throws Thanksception at the prof*
i presume this gift was from you tef.
THANKSCEPTION (Inception Parody) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbfRSrzgack#ws)
exploding food is always fun.
and to return the fun, i throw you into a dark room.
The Dark Room (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvkjP6dqpfY#ws)
find your way out ... if ... you ... can ... :-3
*emerges from the dark room wielding a crutch and bandaged all over like a poor little woofy*
Oh well...I brought a flashlight into the room but the battery's already dead before you threw me in there.
*throws the flashlight at the prof*
Throws the missing link that would allow for immenant time and space travel for all furs at Tef, then stops and ponders a moment before chittering in confusion at his actions of what he just threw away before attempting to poof away un-noticed
Oookay....
Throws a chronosphere at Spirit.
is slightly caught off guard by the shiney projectile heading in his direction before letting out a soft grunt as the chronosphere crashes into his chest. Clutching onto the newfound shiney for dear life, he retaliates by tossing a random peice of lint at Tef
*removes the lint to find some of his fur on it*
Euch.
*throws it away, target unspecified*
throw an aura sphere at the lint, then another aura sphere at its originator
i see the flashlight coming back my way, i catch it, take it apart, turn the batteries in the correct direction, 'hey' now it works, i shine it around and spot two spheres of aural energy heading somewhere, i whip out my trusty nothinanator, point it in the direction of the two spheres, and gone they are, the power meter on my device reads 'now nothing again', i think a spirit was saved in the process, and where did that piece of lint come from?
oh right, throwing something, i throw my confused poor memory to wherever those spheres came from.
Uses a winzip file on the prof's confused poor memory.
Throws "confused poor memory".zip back at the prof. I've compressed it, and therefore simplified your memory for your convenience. Ain't I a good dog? Yes I am! Yes I am! :-3
i pet you on the head, good little tef, i then throw a bone off the cliff, and of course you go get it :)
"Sir, yes sir!"
*throws a rope over the cliff, climbs down, grabs the bone, climbs back up the rope, and throws the prof the bone*
hey, volume three, i love reading the bone series of books, great stuff.
i throw a link: http://www.boneville.com/ (http://www.boneville.com/) , now fetch that :)
Sees the link thrown. Throws a Master Sword... and realizes what I just did... 'No! Come back!'
*Catches the Master Sword, uses it to cut several pizzas and tosses said slices about behind him*
hey, it`za pizza .......... wait a minute ......... this is blech ........ meat pizza, i throw whats left at whoever tossed it ........... SPLAT .... and as it hits them in the face, i take a shiny sword from them.. yoink .... i then go to the pawn shop to see what i can get for it.
You make a carnivore sad that you wasted a perfectly nice pizza.
*eats the pizza that's on his face before running off to throw a book at the prof*
throws a diamond pickaxe end over end at tef and takess his spare to a block of obsidian
dashes over to get the shiney pick and tosses a cupcake at Felix
*He avoids a flying rouge cupcake by a hair. Ducking near the ground, he throws pancakes at Spirit*
-gulps down a pancake and tosses some syrup back at Shino-
*Get splattered with syrup and looks down sadly* Ew, it's all sticky... *He throws himself, a syrup drenched otter at Spirit*
.... I don't even know how to respond to that.... Well played. Oh wait!!!! -throws a towel at you so you can clean up- HAH!!
-throws a big bucket of mud at Spirit and stands there giggling- Mud wrestling!
i throw a big bucket of mud at fiskette, "oh yeah", female mud wrestling, this just got a whole lot better to watch (and i in big trouble :))
Ohhhhhh!!!! You did noooot.... -throws a bucket of mud at the prof.- Now I is all muddy.... -growls and shakes like a dog getting everyone around all muddy- :birdy:
HAH, you missed, i do have rabbit like reflex, and leap in time to not get plopped on, then quickly pulls out an umbrella, to avoid your doggy like shaking of fur splash.
out of kindness, i throw you a towel.
*catches up with the prof and throws a pail of...telephone wires(?) at the prof.
whoo hoo, i gather them all up, and off to the scrap yard i go, at 12 cents a pound, i`ll be richer than i am now :-3
throws a big smile :-3 at whoever needs one.
-catches the smile and throws a shiney gem at the professor-
-throws mud at everyone- Yay mud!!!
Aigh! *gets hit with mud and shakes self frantically from it*
*throws a bag of industrial-grade construction concrete powder at Fiskette*
-dodges and throws a bucket of chocolate cake mix at Tef-
*gets splashed all over with chocolate cake mix*
Ack.
*throws a bucket of vanilla cake mix at Fiskette...with a bit of difficulty*
aha, a shiney gem, just what i need to finish off my "zap-cook" food maker ray, i then swing it all around, and with all the stuff splashed on everyone else, your all cake baked :-3
i throw at everyone sprinkles (yum).
-nahms happily on the cake furs and tosses an icing gun to the professor to complete the delicious fur desert-
*Throws Germany*
i zap what redwolf just threw, oh look it turned into a black forrest cake.
i throw a very big spoon to redwolf, go at it, nom nom nom.
Wait! What is a black forest cake without maraschino cherries? *throws them at the prof*
how about some plates? *throws* because we're just fancy like that
tosses redwolf a bone
ALRIGHT! *throws comedic dollar store thank you card with nothing written in it because i didn't have enough time*
tosses redwolf a longer, girthier bone.
Throws Tiger some cookies! :D
*has enough of being caked...shakes himself dry of cake, throwing cake pieces at the rest of you furs*
Thou has fed me CAKE CRUMBS!?... Scrumptious :-3
*Throws Icing at everyone else in retaliation* 8)
*Throws a squeaky bone at Kyrus*
A bone eh!???
*Throws a Dinosaur bone at extreme* :evil:
*throws a trilobite fossil at Kyrusfox*
*throws a blob at tef* :birdy:
Would that be the blob from "A Boy and his Blob", a Wii game? Oh wait it is.
*commands the blob to turn into an anvil and throws the blob at Kyrusfox*
sets up a trampoline on its side so that the anvil bounces back at tef. reason -- Kyrusfox is so kawaii (so he says)
Oh dear me, not that "kawaii" word.
Throws the "A Boy and his Blob" game at tokar.
Hey it beats the swag ;D
*Throws a wii controller at tef*
throws a pumpkin pie at tef
*Throws some whipped cream*
*throws a cherry on top of that cream!*
On pumpkin pie!? You're insane! But I like it, *throws chocolate sauce*
Throws Cob's Bread's ...uh...bread at RedWolf and a large one for tokar.
*throws pasta* O0
*throws Panago pizza*
Throws breadsticks
Throws my favourite Italian herbs and spices at RedWolf.
throws a plate of oil and vinegar at tef
*throws extra virgin olive oil at RedWolf*
Throws back plate of breadcrumbs and leftover extra virgin olive oil & vinegar at Tef
*takes the breadcrumbs, and leftover oil before chucking the plate at RedWolf like a frisbee*
*smashes in face leaving glass shards* why Tef? WHHHHHHHHY!!!???
O_o I thought it was a paper plate!
Don't worry, we're in Canada, your health insurance will pay. ;D
Yup, thankfully. Throws tuxedo cake
Throws tuxedo cat at RedWolf.
throws a net over the bunch of you ..... now clean up all that food you wasted and cook something. i'm hungry
*lowers ears* *whines*
Fine....
*pries himself off the net before getting himself busy with some housekeeping*
Will pancakes suffice for you?
*grabs pancake mix, making some pancakes before throwing them fresh at Tokar*
Pancakes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCVZozHTG8#)
*makes beans and bread, throws at Tokar*
throws kisses back thanks guys looks like i can virtually eat for the next couple of days
*throws Tokar a bill.* Now pay. :evil:
throws cool looking shades at tef
bwahaha NO ONE will pay now
throws a fluff ball at amylith, but it doesnt go very far :(
Do you guys actually believe "throwing" bread sticks will win this thing. How 'bout turning the friendly fire off and get down to businessmen.
Okay. *chucks a businessman's titanium briefcase at kohl*
*throws business card*
http://youtu.be/qoIvd3zzu4Y (http://youtu.be/qoIvd3zzu4Y)
*throws staplers at RedWolf*
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8rQ7q1Mb1_w/TyBsZCp1HcI/AAAAAAAAFyA/2tliXBJ6z4c/s400/miltonstapler.jpg)
thanks
anyway yeaaaah I"m gunna have to ask you to move your desk, downstairs. oh and while your down their could you take care of that roach problem? That'd be great thaaaaaanks *throws roach spray at tef*
roaches? who hasn't been smoking their joints to the end?
tosses in a roach clip
oops, can't let THOSE roaches go to waste
-throws special cuppycakes at everyone- cuppycakes!!!
hell yeah cupckaes! *nom nom nom*
*throws the baking tin at RedWolf.
ouch!
tosses a bone at tef to distract him from the last to post "win"
Throws a blockade between this topic and the "Last Person to Post Wins", with bits and pieces of the blockade falling down on top of Tokar.
i throw weird kitty`s everywhere, they start bouncing on all your heads, repeatedly says 'mwroi mwroi mwroi'.
I calm the kitties down with the soft kitty song from The Big Band Theory, before chucking the kitties back at the prof.
they bounce right off of me "mwroing mwroing mwroing" they all head back to you, all at once :) :-3 :)
Let's play kitties then.
*throws a Jaguar XJ220 at the prof*
i throw a ford sign at it, the jaguar instantly falls apart.
and in retaliation of expensive poopoo been thrown my way, i throw tef a model t ford build your own kit from 1918.... good luck without the tools :)
*ow! contempt! of perfectly stellar engineering! Ow! ow! ow!*
Well, Ford also have nice cars...so...
*throws a Ford Focus RS and a Ford Escort RS Cosworth at the Prof*
: professor whovianart February 17, 2013, 08:09:19 -07:00
i throw a ford sign at it, the jaguar instantly falls apart.
and in retaliation of expensive poopoo been thrown my way, i throw tef a model t ford build your own kit from 1918.... good luck without the tools :)
i throw tef a tool. he isn't any good at mechanics, but he sure can cuddle.
being i have an elder ford, the two younger ford vehicles coming at me from tef, bow in respect, and are deflected by the true glory of engineering of function and space utilization of the 1964 econoline.
and i throw tokar a large garbage bag full of dried green plants that once looked similar to tall sunflower plants, but where the seed pod flowers were, just never turned yellow (magical stuff my father once grew when i was a child), that should keep you busy a long while :)
Throws a supersized snowball at the Professor ;D
Throws my homework for next week and the week after at the prof. I need to get them done so I can go stress-free to VFur xD
: Tef February 21, 2013, 01:07:34 -07:00
Throws my homework for next week and the week after at the prof. I need to get them done so I can go stress-free to VFur xD
dude, i dropped out get away from homework, that`s why i`m the professor, i only hand out nothing, so i throw you a big good luck on your papers thing :)
: TynderFox February 21, 2013, 11:15:56 -07:00
Throws a supersized snowball at the Professor ;D
i hope that is not some kind of cold shoulder thing?, but just in case i throw a big ray of sunshine your way to warm the snow, and throwing you a cheery warm welcome :)
Heck no ;D snowball fights are super fun! Winter version of tag... with ammo, lol.
Grabs a water hose and creates a spray to catch the rays and send back a rainbow!
i come riding on the rainbow (wheee), spreading forth easter eggs for all :)
(what`s that?, easter`s over... oh my, i wonder if those eggs have gone off.... ooops)
Eeeww! How can you do that to good dear Ms. Tynderfox Professor? They better not be stale yet.
Throws a basket with plushy animals and somewhere hidden in the basket are bits and pieces of watches :P
well now, wait a minute, i was spreading forth eggs in celebration, it was only after i threw them all, that it occurred to me they could be maybe off, but eggs last longer than most think, so they proly fine.
YOU, on other hand threw plushies along with bits and pieces of small metal pieces, some of which may be sharp and/or easily swallow able, causing choking hazard issues, that`s almost as bad as putting razor blades in apples at halloween.
so i throw at you a big glare, and hope and presume, the potential mayhem was unintentional.
AAAAAHHHH, The professor is giving me his "don't call me Doctor Whovian" !!!!
*hides cowardly under the table before being stomped by a good luck rabbit foot*
The watches individual parts were hidden in the plushies.
: Wereman April 05, 2013, 04:43:25 -06:00
*hides cowardly under the table before being stomped by a good luck rabbit foot*
it wasn't a lucky foot for the rabbit that lost it.
: tokar April 05, 2013, 06:44:47 -06:00
it wasn't a lucky foot for the rabbit that lost it.
:D "ah", but i have not lost my foot, it`s still very much attached :D
: Wereman April 05, 2013, 04:43:25 -06:00
The watches individual parts were hidden in the plushies.
'OH YEAH', and how can that be considered safe???, with bits and piece possibly potruding out and stabbing or scratching while the plushies are being hugged, you may not have thought that one thru... maybe?
: Wereman April 05, 2013, 04:43:25 -06:00
*hides cowardly under the table before being stomped by a good luck rabbit foot*
'CHICKEN'.
i throw a whole BUCKET of ice cubes... that`s right, a whole bucket full of ice cubes at wereman, that should give you some thought :evil: of repenting your deeds of (again presumed) thoughtlessness.
Catches ice cubes and makes slushies. *hands out since throwing tasty slush drinks would be a terrible waste* :birdy:
ack! brainfreeze
Good, some other individual who recognizes the risk and danger of brainfreeze.
I'll hand you a medal and hot tea.
: Wereman April 14, 2013, 11:54:59 -06:00
Good, some other individual who recognizes the risk and danger of brainfreeze.
I'll hand you a medal and hot tea.
what if he would prefer a hero cookie?
I'll eat what's put in front of me
Hero cookies are too high in sugar.
I'll toss you a bucket of ice water :evil:
: Wereman April 19, 2013, 05:21:08 -06:00
Hero cookies are too high in sugar.
I'll toss you a bucket of ice water :evil:
there are diabetic hero cookies available without sugar
I will throw a phone battery at him he will get a chuckle at that
before the battery leaves bubblez`s hand, i throw a glass of orange juice, which splashes onto the battery, shorting it out, now there`s a bunch of electrifying acid for all :)
throws a rubber carrot at professor
tosses a rubber bone at drake258 for not attending CampFur.
throws a tent pole at tokar :D
Throws a beam at Bubblez.
Get it? Bubblebeam?
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/BubbleBeam_(move) (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/BubbleBeam_(move))
really lol pokemon :birdy: throws a a afro at you
throws a big blue question mark.
?
Throws a moldy pumpkin
ohh, a pumpkin, that's nasty!
you cruel fur. But i can be just as bad.
*grabs a tee-shirt cannon and loads it with random used underwear*
I can be evil indeed
*fires*
Oiye that's pretty gross...
*hands your pillow case to the hockey team to towel off with, puts it back on your pillow-perfect*
**runs after wearing the last towel** you're gonna bring those back riiight...?? **tries not to slip and fall over finned tail swishing left and right while running**
-throws Arnie's terminator glasses at Amp, then in Arnie voice- I'll Be Back!
*She throws a bucket of poutine* :3 Enjoy.~
//throw: an oil drum donkey kong style.
*Throws a icecream cake* That will be 18.75$
*erffff*
okie i just
hnnnnng >.<
*throws a kangaroo all the way round the world to Flame*
There!
'throws bacon at the dragon'
What am I thinking?!?!?!?! 'gathers up my bacon again'
-throw's a bomb with a timer set for 1 min on it at Piro- whoop, hot potato
I played this in Mario Party!
'waits too long and it blows in my face'
Aww...
'throws the pieces back'
*throws a loaf of bread at Piro* GIMME BACK MY BACON! >:V
Hells naw imma make a bacon sammich now!
You can have this 'throws skyder a tomato'
-sneaks past Piro and steals his bacon, throwing fake rubber bacon back at him before eating the real bacon- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This bacon is squeaky, I'm am ok with this.
' throws breadballs at kuran'
-noms the bread balls and throws a loaf of bread at Piro-
'torches it and throws a fireball back Mario style'
I throw a big bunch of random nothing.
(mwhoohaahaa)