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The worst film I've ever seen, is the animated version of the Titanic. OMG...a rapping dog in 1912?! WTF! as well as it sort a takes the same idea from the REAL Titanic, except the girl is poor and the boy is rich, and there are talking animals. Also the animation sucks, even with synchronization. If your familiar with the Nostalgia Critic, then watch this to see what I mean.
Nostalgia Critic - Titanic Animated (Part 1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXdCzfvH_d8#ws)
according to cracked.com, the recent smurfs movie is the worst thing ever made.
Honestly, though, I recall this really horrid old Sci-fi flick called "the adventures of jett benny" that was PURE TORTURE.
Showcase runs a lot of SyFy original movies, most of them disaster-type films that are so horribly written, acted and CGI'd that they're totally laughable. I love watching those.
(Though the one "volcano-in-New-York" movie did kind of kill a small part of my soul when a guy opened his garage door to find out it was filled with lava. Not burning or anything, the lava waited until he opened the door, hung there for long enough for him to scream badly, then leapt out and fried him.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLVrtfQ6Udk
During the period between 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) and Star Wars (1977), science fiction films were a dime a dozen, and most of them had turned woefully cynical. With the world seemingly caught in a downward spiral of warfare, government corruption, economic inflation, rampant population explosions and environmental degradation, filmmakers tended to look at the future with a sense of dire foreboding.
Case in point, Z.P.G. (Zero Population Growth). The most infamous depiction of an overcrowded future after Soylent Green (and released one year earlier), this British film has been largely forgotten, and from the trailer it is easy to see why.
I first saw the Titanic movie ay Anime North years ago at a panel appropriately titled "Anime Hell" which runs yearly, showcasing the panelists yearly finds of the worst of the worst - though they often threw in videos that were animated, not 'anime' or even just geeky. We all watched that ship crash into the iceberg with joy. Best character in the whole movie was that trusty iceberg.
They also showed this weird mech anime where kids were transformed into robots. Sounds fun, until you realize that the kid in the wheelchair turns into a mech in a wheelchair. Man, I miss that panel. If you ever go to Anime North its one of the many panels I urge you to go to, and get there early cuz the room fills up really fast.
And I just came back from the Smurfs movie. The 3D was kinda fun. It's really a kids movie though, had a few moments of laughs, wasn't amazing.
: Mattfolx August 10, 2011, 08:04:45 -06:00
The worst film I've ever seen, is the animated version of the Titanic. OMG...a rapping dog in 1912?! WTF! as well as it sort a takes the same idea from the REAL Titanic, except the girl is poor and the boy is rich, and there are talking animals. Also the animation sucks, even with synchronization. If your familiar with the Nostalgia Critic, then watch this to see what I mean.
Nostalgia Critic - Titanic Animated (Part 1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXdCzfvH_d8#ws)
I saw that and it made me almost die of laughter.
Then I saw this and I just wanted to die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLjDy6AyBcA
: Univaded Fox August 17, 2011, 11:33:39 -06:00
I saw that and it made me almost die of laughter.
Then I saw this and I just wanted to die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLjDy6AyBcA
I know right, and like what the critic explained, it an embarrassment to the people who died and survived that incident. *spits on the floor with shame*
i like watching the really crappy rip offs that blockbuster have.
like transmorphers, alien vs THE predator, the day the earth stopped.
they make the covers and titles very similar so confused mothers pick them up for their kids.
seriously, the acting is hilarious shit.
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Need I say more?
I recommend checking out this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst)
And I know for a fact you can download Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (http://www.archive.org/download/http://www.archive.org/details/santa_claus_conquers_the_martians_ipod) for free (legally, as I assume you can with many of the older videos on that list). I've downloaded it, but haven't worked up the willpower to watch it yet. :P
IMDB also has a nice list of the 100 Worst (http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom) Movies based on user ratings.
EDIT: Also, one of my all-time favourite movies, The Master of Disguise has appeared on countless "100 Worst Comedies" list, and I highly recommend it. :D
: Wula September 09, 2011, 01:11:23 -06:00
Boy going to watch a pretty crappy film this weekend with the BF. Last time I saw it in the movie theater. And we have worked up the balls to re watch it again at home. Where we know we cannot get kicked out for shit talking it.
Yes I am talking about..... dare I say it..... James Cameron's Avatar........ At least the over the top general was the saving grace of the whole film. Truly the most entertaining character with the most depth to him out of the entire cast, despite how predictably generic badass he was. Still find it funny how he somehow talked the engineers into building a massive 20 foot knife just for his mech and none of the others.
If you hate Avatar, then you'll love
The Biggest Movie of All Time in 3-D, coming out next year courtesy of those hacks to comedy, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz24rXhHrfw
For a while back in the seventies people were not worried about the planet heating up. They were worried about it cooling down. Speculation that another ice age was imminent fuelled this Canadian (sigh) thriller, Deadly Harvest (1977), set in the far off 1980s depicting a world on the brink of starvation due to lack of food.