Just put in a quote you like whatever it is :D
to try is to love so dye trying (Tragically Hip)
I dont TRY anything i just do it wanna try me? (Rob Zombie a girl in his song)
I KNOW THEY CONTRADICT EACH OTHER!!! I DON'T CARE!!
"It hung in the air exactly the same way that a brick doesn't." - Adams
"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one." - Pratchett
Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. Edward Abbey
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Antrim
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. Aristophanes
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Henri Bergson
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it
and make it even worse! Calvin
My ambition is handicapped by laziness. Henry Chinaski,
in Bukowski's
"Factotum"
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
James B. Conant
Imagine a donut, fired from a cannon at the speed of light
while rotating. Time is like that, except without the
cannon and the donut. Dilbert
I don't practice what I preach, because I'm not the kind of person
I'm preaching to. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Will Durant
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving
in words evidence of the fact. George Eliot
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen
and stupidity. Harlan Ellison
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Once... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,
and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
W. C. Fields
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest
willing to let them. Robert Frost
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute
thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks
why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is
"Probably because of something you did."
Jack Handey
Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese
Joon,from the film "Benny and Joon"
Life is like a sewer--you get out of it what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer
The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as in
playing a poor hand well. H. T. Leslie
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin. Henry Louis Mencken
A man always has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason
and the real reason. J. P. Morgan
Beware of health books, you might die of a misprint. Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Mark Twain
.....you murdered my thred
Life is like a curve ball, most of the time it will bean you in the head, but the odd one you will connect and that will be the game winning home run
"If an overweight male loses 35 to 45 pounds, he will gain an extra inch of penis length, because you'll be able to see it now." ~Dr. Oz
"Some folks in their golden years don't look so great" - George Carlin
"We don't need a thinker. We need a doer." - Homer Jay Simpson.
"I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way: I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around. They say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain,' but where's the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote -- who did not even leave the house on Election Day -- am in no way responsible for that these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess that you created." ~George Carlin
"I love lamp" - Brick
If you say "I can," or "I can't," you're right. - Unknown.
And then there's my favorite of all time, which you can find in my signature:
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited to all we know and understand, while imagination embraces the world, and all we have yet to know and understand." - Albert Einstein.
"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy"
"you go your way,
I'll go your way too"
That's actually a little poem called "the sweetest little song" by Leonard Cohen. I love it; I always found it really pretty. :3
"there is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" -Ali ibn Abi-Talib
I don't love anyone
No I just want my fun
I'm a happy man
Yes I'm a happy man
Covenant - Happy Man
"God created woman from mans rib,
not from his hand to be owned,
not from his head to be thought of,
and not from his foot to be beneath.
But from his side to be equal,
from under his arm to be protected,
and from his heart to be loved."
-unknown
"All paid job's absorb and degrade the mind" - Aristotle
--It's not the destination, but the journey that moves you. It's not the company, but the friends who inspire you. It's not what you've experienced, but what you've taken from those experiences that strengthens you. And it's not the one's who talk to you the most, but the one's who tell you the most, without speaking at all, that fill you with love.-- myself
"there is a purple hippopotamus eating cake on the roof." --Me. :D
Also, i keep seeing this one floating around as the women's
bitch" chain status and it drives me nuts. The actual quote being;
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe
Just a few that I like or live by or confuse myself with...
Friendship is like peeing your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Some people live more in 20 years than others in 80....it's not the time that matters it's the person.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey ...stuff.
You can beat, shoot...and even poison me and I keep coming back...stronger everytime.
If I could bring only three things to a desert island
All three would be you and I'd make you all kiss :P
Decided to kill myself, and now life is beautiful
Like a city looking greener and greener
the smaller it gets out the airplane window.
Talking bad about people makes your heart dry up.
Save a board...ride a skater
"even Damnation is poisoned with rainbows"
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. -Friedrich Nietzsche
A little chat between my brother and I:
B: "This is beautiful! This is amazing! How did we get here?"
Me: "We took some acid and walked up a hill."
B: "I guess we did, didn't we."
If individuality is the key to success why do we all dress the same on graduation?
unknown
If lowbrow culture is fleshy, material, earthy, and direct; and if highbrow culture is characterized as ethereal, cerebral, indirectly sensuous, complex, and indirect, then the middlebrow is furry. Fur covers the flesh of animals and makes them like toys, to human eyes; it insulates otherwise dangerous corporeality in a substance humans perceive not as a body, but as a body covering; fur wraps supposedly dangerous carnality with a comfortable sensuousness. Stuffed inside fur, animals bridge nature and culture.
-Michael Peterson, "The Animal Apparatus"
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
~Socrates
"Now I shall destroy the universe!"
"Ah what we do then boss?"
"Hmm I hadn't really thought about it actually. Gloat I suppose, cackle wickedly, that sort of thing."
~Evil the cat and Hench Rat in the Episode "The Book of Doom"
"Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss! He shines out like a stream of gold when all around is dark!" -Monty Python's Flying Circus (it was one of Shaw's)
Love has no logic - Title of an episode of Junjou Romantica I watched the other day, not sure where it originally came from though.
"cause I'm Brittany Fucking Shadowwolf"
Ripped off of
"cause I'm Gary Fucking Oak"
Also
"This is SPARTA!"
~~shadowwolf
"Some people exist only to provide a bad example of a loser for the rest to see." - Rick Lowe :birdy:
"He who makes a beast of himself
gets rid of the pain of being a man"
-Dr. Johnson
"Fear is the true enemy. The only enemy"
-William Riker supposedly quoting Sun Tzu
When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
~Confucius
"what happens in vegas, stays in vegas........except for herpes, that s*** will come back with ya" - The hangover movie.
"The only difference between you and me Julian,
is a couple of drinks"
-Jim Lahey (Trailer Park Boys movie sequel)
Humans, barring a few saints
are degenerate, or senseless
-Irving Layton
"This quote is made of quote." - Me
"Everything falls apart, even the people who never frown eventually breakdown." - Linkin Park
"Life is like a box of chocolates: a useless perfunctory gift that everyone's given but no one ever asks for. Sure every once in a while there's a peanut cup or an English toffee but those are gone too quickly and the taste is fleeting. Than all you have is a bunch of hardened jellies and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you're left with is a box full of useless brown paper wrappers."
-The Smoking Man, X-Files.
"You mean we flee like extras in a Godzilla movie?" -Peter Puppy, Earthworm Jim
"Can't is a cancer of happy"
-Charlie Sheen
"WINNING" -Charlie sheen
~~shadowwolf
"Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving it to." - Charlie Sheen
"I'm Bi-winning" -Charlie sheen
"Hello my little monsters" -Lady gaga
"What is your favorite weapon... wrong. you should not have one because to be overly familiar with a weapon is as much folly as to be under trained with one, because one can never predict what arms he will hold in battle"
- Miamoto Misashi writer of the book of five rings, a warriors guide to strategy.
An honest man is always a child. -Socrates
"Let me know when those costumes get heavy"
- Yakko Warner
"I condemn christianity. I bring against the christian church the most terrible accusations that a accuser has ever had in his mouth. It is, to me, the greatest of all imaginable corruptions: it seeks to work the ultimate corruption, the worst possible corruption. The christian church has left nothing untouched by it's depravity, it has turned every value into worthlessness, and every truth into a lie, and every integrity into a baseness of soul. Let anyone dare to speak to me of it's "humanitarian" blessings." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"Say hello to my little friend" -Scar face
"I'll have what she's having"
- Random lady
Was there something more that I was supposed to be, than slave to fantasy living vicariously? I've been waiting patiently for somebody to set me free, never realizing somebody is me, or that I was somebody. - Ray Koefoed
It's from this song and GMod music video that the guy did below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAMcuwhzn2k&feature=player_embedded
"There's that word again, Heavy. Why are things heavy in the future is there something wrong with the Earths gravitational pull?"
- Dr. Emmet Brown
Like a game of pick-up-sticks played by f***ing lunatics - Tatu(from the song show me love)
Some believe in destiny, and some believe in fate, I believe that happiness is something we create - Sugarland(from the song Something more)
Then there's the quote in my sig :P
"Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons, and they will follow you into the deepest valley."
-Sun Tzu
"Look at little men running from sandvich! ... What was that Sandvich? Kill them all?! OK!" -Heavy
""The planet Earth is a speck of dust, remote and alone in the void. There are powers in the universe inscrutable and profound. Fear cannot save us. Rage cannot help us. We must see the stranger in a new light - the light of understanding. And to achieve this, we must begin to understand ourselves, and each other." - Vic Perrin, The Outer Limits (1963-1965), The Galaxy Being.
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
~Dr. Suess
"Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different the moment they are expressed; a little distorted, a little foolish. And yet it also pleases me and seems right that what is of value and wisdom to one man seems nonsense to another."
- Hermann Hesse
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. "
-Douglas Adams
"TOGA! TOGA!"
-Animal House
"Oh, it's you. How have you been? I've been really busy, being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME!" GLaDOS
"in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king!" - Tom Waits, Singapore
"Okay, thats it! there I deleted your backup, now no matter what you do you're dead" GLaDOS
"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of Potassium Chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLEWY!" - Demoman
"Time flies.....when you throw your watch"
-Anonymous
"How does that old saying go again? If you love your penis, let it go..." Mr. Garrison
"Bring out the fire of a thousand arrows"
"You mean the machine gun?"
"Yes"
-Suburdan Knights (on YouTube)
*The days of the greats is gone, and the days of the fakes is hear: Steven Swanson
"Pootispensorheer" -Heavy
: SnowyJakk October 22, 2011, 12:08:24 -06:00
"Persona!" - every party member in persona 1 2 3 and 4
YESYESYESYESYES A million times yes!! <33 :3
"There are things which seem incredible to most men who have not studied Mathematics. " - Archimedes of Syracus (287-212 B. C. E)
no good deed goes unpunished
Idk who the original is but Silverrose told me it
"You can loose your money many times but you can only loose your good name once."-John Roberts
"sure, im evil, but it`s in a good way, for i do evil things for the greater good :)" - professor whovianart
"they`re coming to get you barbera" - george a. romero : night of living dead
"ya brain, but if the yo-yo goes up and down, when does it ever go sideways?" - P.W. pinkyism.
You came from nothing.
You're going back to nothing.
So what've you got to lose? Nothing! -Eric Idle
"ITS A DOUBLE RAINBOW MAN!!! A ******* double rainbow!! :'( :'( :'("
some dude that was freaking out waaaaaay to much about a double rainbow
" In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. " - Scarface (fave.. movie.. evar.. ._.)
TO BE OR... line.
(uses news paper to try an save the cord that kitty is STILL eating!)
"Knock it off with them negative waves!"
King: "I wish for youth and beauty..."
Wakko Warner: "Hear you go, a kid and a horse"
"Death is pointless that is the point" - anubis from Gargoyles
'The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.'
the only pointless thing in the pointless forest is the pointless one, everything else seems to have a point.
(from the classic movie called 'the point')
I REALLY hope I dont need to tell you what this is from and if I do SHAME!!! SHAME ON YOU!! for not knowing one of the most classically funny scenes in movie history!
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
"then as it was, then again it will be
and though the course may change sometimes
rivers always reach the sea" - Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone
"Knowledge is power" Albert Einstein
ummmm
"freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose" -kris kristofferson
"yippie kay yay mother ****"
heheh ;D ;D ;D :-3
Bruce Willis Die Hard
lol quote war
uuuuuuhmmmmmmmm
"to get back one's youth one has merely to repeat one's follies" Lord Henry, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wildes
"the importance of the return top getting to the bottom of the string, because it is only when the top is at the bottom of the string, that it can begin returning to the top" 'p.w.c.'
"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much" - Oscar Wilde
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." albert einstein.