Just give your answer like the question says.
I would rather insert my head into a vice for the amount of time that it would take to listen to one of his albums.
I'd rather listen to my own screams as each of my fingernails are painfully yanked out with pliers than listen to a Justin Bieber album.
I would rather pay to watch Yogi Bear in 3-D.
I'd rather be chained to a wall, have my eye's stapled open and be force to watch the star choice intstructional video over and over until I have memorized it word for word.
I'd rather flay my arms with a thousand rusty razor blades, rub the wounds with jalepenos and take a bath in vinegar
id rather get a traditional circomsition then listen to justen bieber
id just not listen :P
I would rather read my cel phone's contract.
I would rather read all of YouTube's copyright guidelines.
I'd rather be disemboweled with a butter knife.
looking at all your options, I'd rather just listen to the damned thing.
I'd rather hear my fists making a thunk thunk sound as I beat his face in!
haha nice, id rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork, then lission to it
I would rather burn the entire main course of a meal, and then have to present it to the Queen for her to eat at a very important press conference than to listen to that damned brat who can't properly sing.
hahah okay the kid was on Ellen and she wanted him to sing so he started but it sounded like shit then they panned the crowed shutting out Justin's voice for a second then the moment they came back to him AND you could here it he sounded a million times better YAY for music magic!
I would rather get eaten alive by Raptors than listen to him
I would rather listen to a symphony on cheese graters scraping across thousands of unsuspecting chalkboards. Though I guess that's just about the same thing...
I'd rather plan a new way to send him off to north korea again.
I would rather be forced to make a film extolling the virtues of alphabetizing your silverware.
Justin Bieber-Baby(Death Metal Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bqRpXPy4kM#ws)
I would rather balance on top of a wobbly fence post with a noose pf piano wire around my junk than listen to justin bieber ...although it's not just the cheap shitty music that pisses me of it's that he makes more money showing up to lip synch the same two fucking words over and over again than I will be able to make in 10 years
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b6/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.JPG)
I'd rather have my brains scooped out with a melon baller than listen to Justin Bieber.
I would rather listen to Ethel Merman's disco album.
I would rather kill Bieber then listen to Bieber...Or watch him get shot on Youtube =3
Bieber-aside... at the Arrogant Worms concert on the weekend, after "We Are The Beaver", someone yelled "Did you say 'We Are The Bieber?" For the rest of the night, it was Bieber and hair jokes from the Worms and the audience, it was very interactive.
Also, I'd rather have a staring contest with Charlie Sheen.
eat a klondike bar
: Hadlock January 17, 2011, 08:50:07 -07:00
Justin Bieber-Baby(Death Metal Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bqRpXPy4kM#ws)
LOLOLOL I actually subscribed to that guy on youtube! He's genius!!!
I can't stop laughing at this one, especially when the first chorus comes up, I'm just laughing hysterically. The metal version of the second chorus is actually good. I actually had tears at the beginning of the song! XD
Rihanna-Only Girl(Country/Metal/Bossanova Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhkxdaP8ixs#ws)
hehe, loved the metal version :D :highfive: :)
I would rather listen to the sound of a 5 pound hammer crushing my skull, than listen to justin bieber
Oh-! Looks like we gotz ourselves a new member/JB fan ovuh hurr (though not exactly how legit the account is, could just be for the lulz for this thread) :D
I'd rather be drawn and quartered by four Ford 4x4 diesel trucks stuck in 1st gear than listen to Justin Bieber.
As a side note, I'm fackin' addicted to Andy Rehfeldt's channel on YouTube now o_o
: Roxxy_Starrz March 23, 2011, 06:29:04 -06:00
I'm fackin' addicted to Andy Rehfeldt's channel on YouTube now o_o
Ditto. o_o
: H u nn Y March 22, 2011, 10:13:00 -06:00
Oh-! Looks like we gotz ourselves a new member/JB fan ovuh hurr (though not exactly how legit the account is, could just be for the lulz for this thread) :D
I'm not even sure how human it is. According to the logs, he stayed on for less than a second after registering the account, and the IP address is nothing local.
I would rather probe the mystery of the mysterious account than listen to Justin Bieber.
I would rather listen to Rebecca Black. I mean, she she she she she she so exciting!`
I'd rather watch/listen to Glee rather than listen to JB.. :thumbs:
I'd rather be given the A clockwork orange treatment (those who have seen the movie know what I am talking about) than listen to Justin Bieber.
The Ludovico Technique.
have both my ears bitten off by Mike Tyson hahahaha ;D ;D ;D
I'd rather have my ear drums pierced by rusty Philips head screwdrivers than have to listen to Justin Bieber.
be eatin alive by raptors
Expose pathological liars and humiliate them. ;D
If anybody's seen the movie "Little Fockers" you'll remember that at the end during the credits, Jack Byrnes goes onto Google to search himself up to see what he finds, and he comes across a video of his son-in-law at that conference he went too where he talks about "his psycho father-in-law , and then he spots "Focker Byrnes Remix" and to be honest, the remix is funnier and WAY better than listening to Justin Bieber.
Little Fockers Jack Byrnes Official Remix (HQ + HD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VuE3i6T9OI#)
My favourite line is "Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat, I love you~!" XD
I would rather listen to this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4FprR_LNSU
I don't want to turn this into another "what are you listening to?" thread but I would much rather listen to this: Sonny Boy Williamson - Keep it to Yourself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0rRvfwrrGc#)
I would rather neuter a rabid wolverine on pcp with a plastic disposable fork
I'd rather pick up a guitar and play the blues than listen to that twerp.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/wtes0j.gif)
I'll just leave this here. c:
~~Shadowwolf
Everything :thumbs:
/thread.
almost anything
I would rather stand next to a fog horn, and hopefully go deaf than listen
to that kid
Roger's Plunger Penis & Boobies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tG5c09iLS8#)
I would rather watch Seth MacFarlane humour (I await your replies of discontent)
: Univaded Fox May 23, 2011, 10:36:14 -06:00
I would rather watch Seth MacFarlane humour (I await your replies of discontent)
I saw something on TV a few days ago, it was this show or how you say it, live performance or something, it was about Family Guy and looked like an awards show or something but it had an audience, and Seth MacFarlane as well as Alex Borstein were the hosts of this, and the humor on it was pretty funny. XD I wanna know what that was so I can find it online and watch the whole thing. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgdw5Zb7TY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiawlC0cBY :thumbs:
South Park Indiana Jones Rape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSBQJaI1Rfs#noexternalembed)
I would rather see the Canucks WIN!
Now that they finally announced the winner of American Idol, Scotty Mcreery~ I'd rather listen to his Godly Country voice than listen to that brat, who just recently hit puberty.. sad, yet funny, his voice is cracking up and whatnot. :D:thumbs:
I would rather....Shave off my mane.
I'd rather rip a chicken in half to get an egg. Watch the Bjork video "I Miss You" to see the reference.
Bang my head against some piano keys and see if I could make a song.
I really don't understand why people hate this person and his music so much. I've listened to some of his songs and liked them fine...
The amount of both love and hatred I notice directed at him is wildly disproportionate compared to what most other musicians experience. Why is that?
Do this? Maybe a bit too far perhaps?
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: Charmy June 13, 2011, 06:42:20 -06:00
I really don't understand why people hate this person and his music so much. I've listened to some of his songs and liked them fine...
The amount of both love and hatred I notice directed at him is wildly disproportionate compared to what most other musicians experience. Why is that?
The main reason why I can't stand him is because there is no real passion or soul behind his music. It's lifeless and boring with very little thought put into the song structure or lyrics. Not to mention that he just lip syncs during his concerts because he can't actually sing worth a damn. I can say with certainty that Justin's voice is pitch corrected heavily in the studio.
Anyways onto the topic of the thread: I'd rather be cuddled up to another furry right now while listening to Portishead's album "Dummy". Ah Beth Gibbons such emotion and power in her voice. <3
xD I would rather smash someones cell phone like izaya...or smashing my cousins stereo as he attempts to blast Justin beiber music
I would rather listen to the collected recordings of Jim Nabors.
i would rather listen to my brothers then listen to justin bieber :-3
(insert fanboy squeel here) are you kidding me? who doesnt love justin beiber, like.. omg.. ya know?.. jk.. hell no, id rather do.. anything then listen to him.. id rather.. drown, fall from a large cliff.. shoot myself in the foot.. anything.. ;-;
Okay, gotta admit here.... for a few months I liked his "Baby" song until a Bieber fan sung it during an American Idol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMwrOxjt2KE#ws) audition (forward to 6:34, but the others are pretty entertaining too).
So okay, I'll rather listen at all the American Idol, Britain's got Talent, So you can Dance worst auditions (Do I need to mention Ian Benardo and Milo Turk and Ablisa...?)
I'd drag my dick through broken glass and vinegar.
: ravewoif May 01, 2012, 05:31:36 -06:00
I'd drag my dick through broken glass and vinegar.
*shudddddddeeerrrrrrrrr*
: ravewoif May 01, 2012, 05:31:36 -06:00
I'd drag my dick through broken glass and vinegar.
(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz246/DE-BEARS/watchoutwegotabadass.jpg)
Insert mental squick here with a capital s.
On second thought, you might as well listen to Justin Bieber to protect yourself from Hot Problems - Double Take. I'll spare all of your ears by not posting the link.
: Hadlock May 01, 2012, 08:20:52 -06:00
(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz246/DE-BEARS/watchoutwegotabadass.jpg)
Yup that's me, one roudy rebel.
*The Pair of Scizerz in hand Rushs towords Eye* "HEY!" *Grabs with other hand* "Stop that He's no playing FAULS ALARM!"
rather listen to the sound of failing ball bearing fans in a computer imitating Justin Bieber, then to listen to Justin Bieber
I'd rather get a cystoscopy and a colonoscopy done at the same time.
Google it!
I would rather be lobotomized that listen to Bieber
I'd rather shove a rusty lawn mower blade... er you know what, I think I'll just cut off my ears
I'll blow my ear drums.
Much easier.
: Wereman March 26, 2013, 09:52:10 -06:00
I'll blow my ear drums.
Much easier.
why don't all the gay furs admit that they would jump in bed with Bieber in an instant.
I'll rather become a eunuch then.
With all respect...
I'd rather form my own crappy boy band that everyone hates
I would rather jump in a pile of snow naked and just lay there for 30 seconds instead of listening to that abomination of that "artist".
: Wereman March 27, 2013, 02:12:34 -06:00
I'll rather become a eunuch then.
I'd rather become a eunuch by my own hands than listen to Justin Bieber
: Kai Zhou October 21, 2013, 12:24:11 -06:00
I would rather jump in a pile of snow naked and just lay there for 30 seconds instead of listening to that abomination of that "artist".
I usually just do that for fun.. I mean, I would do this aswell... instead of listening to that thing...
I'd rather run with scissors than listen to beaver and his DAM music!
I'd rather pass a kidney stone.
Drink terrible beer and play bad video games
id rather listen to some one drilling into my ear with a rusty spoon filled with earwig's
This all sounds painful I'd rather do damage to him than myself.Leah
Id rather not get a fursuit. (AND I REALLY WANNA GET A DAMN FURSUIT)
ide rather listen to country.... and.. that already makes my ears bleed.
I'd rather listen to one direc- nevermind I think I'll stick with Justin