Here is a game that I have been playing with a few other Furries. All you have to do is take a line of dialogue from a film, and substitute the word "cheeseburger" at some appropriately humorous point. So, for example,
Go ahead, make my day.-Sudden Impact
Becomes...
Go ahead, make my cheeseburger.-Sudden Impact
Let's begin...
Fist full of Cheeseburgers!
(Moive title First full of Dollars.)
Lord of the cheeseburger :evil:
"I am big. It's the cheeseburgers that got small."-Sunset Blvd.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew cheeseburgers. And I'm all outta' Cheeseburgers."
Duke Nuke'm ftw!
The cheeseburger, the cheeseburger, the cheeseburger.
"Marry her? You don't just walk up to a girl, hand her a cheeseburger and say, "Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?" No, it just isn't done that way."-Robin Hood
"Welcome to my cheeseburger" -Kefka from FF6
"I Cheeseburger, will knock you all down!" - Garland from FF1
"you spoony cheeseburger!" Tellah from FF4
CHEEEESEBURGERS!!!!! NOM NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM -Cookie Monster
Luke, I am your Cheeseburger!!!
: theshyferret August 30, 2010, 01:02:07 -06:00
Luke, I am your Cheeseburger!!!
LOL!! XD
' Run, cheeseburger, run ! ' - Forrest Gump
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my cheeseburger.-Back to the Future
Law abiding Cheeseburger
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my cheeseburger. Prepare to die. ~Princess Bride
What happened Bella, tried to walk and chew gum at the same time again? No, punched a cheeseburger in the face. Bad ass. -- Twiliht Saga: Eclipse (lol) :-3
Sorry we hurt your cheeseburger, mister.-A Hard Day's Night
My ass has finally decided to eat... MY CHEESEBURGER! IT HUNGERS, for more. - Dr. Weird
I'll get you my pretty, and your little cheeseburger too!-The Wizard of Oz
The good,The bad,and the cheeseburger.
Why don't you come up some time and cheeseburger me?-She Done Him Wrong
To Cheeseburger, thanks for everything, Cheeseburger.
"Cheeseburgers in the wind, all we are is Cheeseburgers in the wind"
This is why we're here: because this little gray cheeseburger sells for twenty million a kilo.-Avatar
It's a trick. Get a cheeseburger. -Army of Darkness
That's no moon. That's a cheeseburger. - Starwars Episode IV - A New Hope
A man went looking for Cheeseburger. And couldn't find it anywhere...-Easy Rider
A great cheeseburger comes with great responsibilities! -
uncle ben: Univaded Fox September 14, 2010, 09:30:20 -06:00
A man went looking for Cheeseburger. And couldn't find it anywhere...-Easy Rider
try U.S.A ... couldn't resist :angel:
May the cheeseburger be with you . -- Star Wars
Take that cheeseburger and have it back in an hour! One hour, you hear?-Cinderella
"Follow the white cheeseburger." (The Matrix)
"They're taking the cheeseburgers to Isengard!" (LotR)
Cheeseburgers are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir faire from New York's coolest quadruped.-Oliver and Company
Why should Cheeseburgers worry?
Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat cheeseburger. And everybody's okay with this?-The Lion King
"You fool halo gets rid of the flood's food, and we are all equaly cheeseburger"
Cortana from halo
Cheeseburger Scene Investigator.
"It's much more fun, I must confess, with cheeseburgers on the line."
~ The nightmare before Christmas
All I can say is, they did right by me - and I'm bringin' me and a mess of cheeseburgers to their funeral.-Bonnie and Clyde
ITS A CHEESEBURGER! ~ Admiral Ackbar
I pity da cheeseburger - Mr T
I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible cheeseburgers.-The Last Starfighter
"if i have a milkshake, and you have a milkshake, and i have a straw here it is, and my straw reahes acroooooosss the room into your milkshake. I DRINK YOUR CHEESEBURGER!"
there will be blood
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Cheeseburger blushing.-Titanic
"Cheeseburger? I ain't never heard of no country called Cheeseburger. They speak english in Cheeseburger?"
CHEESEBURGER - CHEESEBURGER - CHEESEBURGER - CHEESEBURGER. Bright and Yellow, Hard and Cold, Molten, Graven, Hammered, Rolled, Hard to Get and Light to Hold; Stolen, Borrowed, Squandered - Doled.-Greed
There is only one way to save our city. Cheeseburger.
Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary cheeseburger, not a care in the world... somebody lied.-Spider-man
"1...2.... chesseburgers coming for you" - A nightmare on elm street.
I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer cheeseburger.-Risky Business
"get off my cheeseburger!" Air Force One
Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary cheeseburgers.-Hercules
she "hates you with the power of a thousand cheeseburgers " thats a direct quote.
- 10 things i hate about you
THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE CHEEZEBURGER EMPIRE, DECEND UPON YOU. - 300
"four fryed cheeseburgers and a coke"- the blues brothers
"even the cheeseburgers taste like cheeseburgers!" Super Troopers
Have you ever heard the expression "kissed by a cheeseburger"?-Xanadu
"We are the cheeseburgers who say ..... NI!" - monty python and the holy grail
"We are the cheeseburgers who say ..... NI!" - monty python and the holy grail
"we are the knights who say ...CHEESEBURGER!" -monty python and the holy grail
: whitewolfy88 October 06, 2010, 01:17:10 -06:00
"We are the cheeseburgers who say ..... NI!" - monty python and the holy grail
"we are the knights who say ...CHEESEBURGER!" -monty python and the holy grail
your mother is ugly has AIDS no teeth and likes to pay to have sex with other ugly bints. ehemhemhem i mean. THATS MY LINE!
your mother is ugly has AIDS no teeth and likes to pay to have sex with other ugly bints. ehemhemhem i mean. THATS MY LINE!
...my mother is a very lovely woman >:O
: whitewolfy88 October 06, 2010, 02:54:22 -06:00
your mother is ugly has AIDS no teeth and likes to pay to have sex with other ugly bints. ehemhemhem i mean. THATS MY LINE!
...my mother is a very lovely woman >:O
i know.... BOM CHIKA WAH WAH!
It went straight for the cheeseburger, and they think it's cute.-The Abyss
3 men and a cheese burger- ( 3men and a baby)
"Thats no moon, its a Cheeseburger"-Obi-Wan Kenobi
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"Thats it! The Cheeseburgers are there"- Darth Vader
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"You wanna buy some Cheeseburger Sticks?"
"You Don't want to sell me any Cheeseburger Sticks"
"I don't want to sell you any Cheeseburger sticks"
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"I'm a Cheeseburger, and my name is Anakin"-ADURR Anakin Skywalker
But what are electrolytes anyways? They're what cheeseburgers crave. - Idiocracy
THE TEN CHEESE BURGERS-the ten commandments
Great I am surrounded by Cheeseburgers! -Space Balls
A Cheeseburger within a cheeseburger, WITHIN a cheeseburger! ~Inception
"88 CHEESEBURGERS PER HOUR!!" - Back to the Future
: ThanatosPanda January 02, 2011, 11:39:31 -07:00
A Cheeseburger within a cheeseburger, WITHIN a cheeseburger! ~Inception
I lol'ed so hard I fell out of my chair!
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that cheesebuger off your face! Good day to you, madam. - Uncle Buck
"CHEESEBURGER!!! DEAD AHEAD!!!!" - Titanic
"You can smell cheese can you? Bleedin christ!" - Titanic
"Enough of your Cheeseburger!"-Alyx Vance in halflife 2
"The One Free Cheeseburger"-Random Vort in Halflife 2
"We rob cheeseburgers!"-Bonnie and Clyde
"The right CheeseBurger in the wrong place can make.... all the diff-erence in the world"
HL2 -G man-
"So Wakeup Miss-ster Freeman.. Wakeup and, Smell The Cheeseburgers"-Gman Half-life 2
"I fight for the cheeseburgers!"-Tron
Soylent Green is made of Cheeseburgers! - Soylent Green
Waitress: You want me to hold the cheeseburger, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
-Five Easy Pieces
You're special. You have a very special purpose in life. You've been chosen. The Cheeseburger awaits you. -The Island
"Damn that Marklen is a sexy CheeseBurger"
-Deep Fryed
(out of context: By the way "Marklen" is my IRL name, and DeepFryed was a small movie i was in during my grade eight year. Fryed, Re-Fryed, and DeepFryed were about life as an outcast in our highschool, and how much fun it was to be "Unpopular". i was in all of them but i took the star role in DeepFryed. there are still plans for a "DryFryed" and "PanFryed")
"I saved your cheeseburger, Roy Tam. It now belongs to me."
-The Shadow
It's time to turn off that cheeseburger machine, and turn on our children. ~Canadian Bacon
Cheeseburger is about to be made and you're all a part of it.-The Phantom
"*Poot* EHH! did somebody step on a CheeseBurger?"
-Caddyshack
You-you-you realize this is an invitation to men in white suits with happy cheeseburgers ~The Man from Earth
I'm not allowing that cheeseburger in my house.-Mars Attacks
That woman deserves her cheeseburger and we deserve to die. ~ Kill Bill
Mrs. Burbridge, would you come over here for a moment? Has it escaped your attention that these cheeseburgers have head to toe poison oak?-Overboard
"I know! I'll turn him into a cheeseburger! A harmless little cheeseburger! I'll put that cheesburger in a box, and I'll put that box in another box I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives!? I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
or
"I know! I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in another box I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives!? I'LL SMASH IT WITH A CHEESEBURGER!"
--the Emperors New Groove
*thats not a knife, this is a chese burgeer* crocidile dunde
"I ate his cheeseburger with some fava beans and a nice cianti. hss-ss-ss-ss!"
-Silence of the Lambs
Don't waste your nutritional potential, call this number today and sacrifice your cheeseburger to Gwar. -GWAR: Skulhedface
"My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot cheeseburgers."-Mrs. Doubtfire
I find your lack of cheeseburger disturbing
"The angels have the cheeseburger," that's my favourite, I've got that on a T-shirt. - Doctor Who 'Blink' LOL :D
"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN CHEESEBURGER!"-The Elephant Man
"Without Christmas, the US economy will collapse, anarchy will reign everywhere, and I WON'T GET MY CHEESEBURGER!" - Earthworm Jim from the episode For Whom the Jingle Bells Tolls
Mrs. Iselin: "Oh, Raymond, what is the matter with you? You look as if your head were going to come to a cheeseburger in the next thirteen seconds."-The Manchurian Candidate
Were we in the same nightmare? I mean, didn't we all just nearly get eaten by an... an Cheeseburger? -Crawford Crawford Tillinghast, From Beyond
"Its time to kick A** and chew cheeseburgers, and im all out of cheeseburgers" - i forgot the name of it, but it was in Duke Nukem so its awesome.
He who fights monsters must see to it that he does not himself become a cheeseburger.
I watched cheeseburger glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.-Blade Runner
A libido cheeseburger has been mislaid near the pulse-leveling gate. If you have accidentally ... -THX 1138
"Did I ever tell you I was struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was in the field, just tending to my cheeseburger."-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
This is CHEESBURGER!
The movie '9000'
~~Shadowwolf
Some things belong on cheeseburger, others in life. It's a blessed fool who can't tell the difference.-Quills
You stupid Cheeseburger! i told you to wake me up! - A Nightmare On Elm Steet
"Yes I'm old. Old enough to remember when the MCP was just a cheeseburger program!"-Tron
as you cheeseburger - the princess bride
Lastday, Capricorn 29's. Year of the City: 2274. Chesseburger begins.-Logan's Run
The cheeseburger isn't written- Terminator 2
"There can be no understanding between the hand and the brain unless the cheeseburger acts as mediator" - Metropolis (1927)
Cheeseburger! In the dungeons!
[looks sick]
Thought you ought to know.
[faints]
-- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Professor Quirrel)
The cheeseburger is attacking, get away!- Earth VS The Flying Saucers (Original black and white film, i don't remember the year)
And now we present the cheeseburger slapping dance- Monty Prthon's Flying Circus, 1969.
Doc:"Great cheeseburger!" MJF"I know this is heavy"- Back to the future
"Am i cheeseburger?..." "Yes you are but all the best people are"- Allice in Wonderland 2010
I think you know just as much as I do about this Cheeseburger Clan and I don't think you're doing anything about it.-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Say hello to my little Cheeseburger! -Scarface-
"You think your big time? I'll show you big time, here comes the cheeseburger!" -Carlito's Way
If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a cheeseburger at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken.-Almost Famous
"I bet if we take those cheeseburgers, God will be our co-pilot"
-Cannonball Run 2
"Shall i describe it to youe or shall i get you a cheeseburger?" - LotR the Two Towers.
"How would you feel if you'd been dead a day and a half and someone brought your more bad cheeseburger?"-Freejack
"How many 16 year old cheeseburgers carry watches"
- Lords of Dogtown
Harry, there's enough Cheeseburger on this thing to put a hole in the world!-Speed
Balian of Ibelin: We defend this city, not to protect these stones, but the cheeseburgers living within these walls. [Kingdom of Heaven]
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter: Hate put me in prison. Cheeseburger's gonna bust me out. (The Hurricane)
Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my cheeseburger.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherf****r.
[Pulp Fiction]
Taz 'Rat' Finch: You want me to hack the planet? He wants me to hack the planet... Ok, *if* I decide to do this, I'll need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes and Cheeseburgers.-The Core
Looked through this, did not see it here, had to add it ^.^
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our CHEESEBURGER!" - Braveheart
- PS
I reject your cheeseburger and substitute my own. - Mythbusters
Raymond Passworthy: Oh, God, is there ever to be any age of cheeseburger?-Things to Come
Cheeseburger is coming. [Game of Thrones]
Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, oh wherefore art thou Cheeseburger? - Romeo & Juliet
Someone used it before, haven't they? X3
Uhm...
The hills are amazed~ with the embodiment symphonies of chee~sebur~gur~ - Moulin Rouge
Leonidas, Spartan King: Spartans! We have reached Thermopylae. The orders are: From this cheeseburger, we do not retreat!-The 300 Spartans
If my DVD player was working, I could probably fill a page with Moulin Rogue quotes... X3
Lets see....
I'm pretty certain this has been used, but
"You're a cheeseburger, Harry!" Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
"Chim, cheeseburger, chim, cheeseburger, chim chim, burger; a sweep is as lucky as lucky can be!" Mary Poppins
"Chitty, Chitty, Cheeseburger. Chitty, Chitty, Cheeseburger, we love you"
-Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
"Eh Patzu... So you want to become a cheeseburger?" Castle in the Sky
: yoshibear1009 October 09, 2011, 12:51:29 -06:00
"Eh Patzu... So you want to become a cheeseburger?" Castle in the Sky
OMG!!! you Castle in the sky, it's one of my favorites :-3 :-3
"Don't worry, it won't turn into a Cheeseburger"
-Spirited Away
: Mattfolx October 09, 2011, 12:58:28 -06:00
OMG!!! you Castle in the sky, it's one of my favorites :-3 :-3
"Don't worry, it won't turn into a Cheeseburger"
-Spirited Away
YUS!!! Hayao Miyazaki'sh
awesome! :3
"What a dump. When I think of
cheeseburgers, it's not what I picture"
Howl's Moving Castle
Jazz: Is that all you got, Megatron?
Megatron: Come here, you little cheeseburger!
[Megatron grabs Jazz, but Jazz opens fire with his blaster]
Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
Megatron: No, I want TWO!
[rips Jazz in half]
Transformers (2007)
Harry Callahan: Briggs, I hate the system, but until someone comes along with cheeseburgers that make sense, I'll stick with it.-Magnum Force
to cheese the burger, or not to cheeseburger, that is the question -some shakespear movie, somewhere in alter-time (just cannot remember which one it was).
When Eddie said he didn't like his cheeseburger you knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened your life with a switch blade knife.
What a guy. Makes you cry. Unt I did.-- TRHPS --
Marie Antoinette: "No bread indeed. Let them eat cheeseburger!"-The Story of Mankind
seriously why is it so confusing!
2 for 1:
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the Cheeseburger!*
Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the Cheeseburger!*
And
Kaffee: Did you order the Cheeseburger?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
Kaffee: *Did you order the Cheeseburger?*
Col. Jessep: *You're Goddamn right I did!*
A Few Good Men
Boomer the Roo
*knock it off with those negative waves* Odd Ball from Kellys Heroes
*knock it off with those cheeseburger waves*
or *knock it off with those negative cheeseburgers*
Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto: "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping cheeseburger and fill him with a terrible resolve."-Tora Tora Tora
Dirty Harry "GO ahead make my cheese burger!"
Holy Jesus. What is that? What the fuck is that?! WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?!?!
Sir, Cheeseburger Sir!
A Cheeseburger?!?!
Sir, yes sir!
Fred Gailey: Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see? It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and cheeseburger and all the other intangibles. Miracle on 34th Street
server= cheeseburger cheeseburger, pepsi pepsi, what you want?
customer= yeah, you have milkshakes?
server= no, just cheeseburgers and pepsi, what you want?
customer= you have fries?
serveserver= no, just cheeseburgers and pepsi, what you want?
customer= how about onion rings?
server= uh no, just cheeseburgers and pepsi, what you want?
customer= how about a 7-up?
server= no, just cheeseburgers and pepsi, what you want?
customer= okay then, i`ll have 15 cheeseburgers and 12 pepsis.
(from sat. night live with belushi and ackroyd)
ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO PERFECT!!!! and I am really having a big Monty Python thing going on recently if you haven't noticed
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great cheeseburger.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible cheeseburger.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the cheeseburger.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too cheeseburgerus.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much cheeseburger as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of cheeseburger?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
Ray Charles: "I hear like you see. Like that cheeseburger outside the window, for instance."-Ray
......... cheeseburger............... hamburglar, if he catches you, your thru................. cheeseburger.................
from the road hunter and cheeseburger show,
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Jack, I fear you have burdened me with a debt I can never fully repay.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Nonsense! Name a cheeseburger after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.
-Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
i`d gladly pay you tuesday for a "------------" today.
hey ya lazy cheeseburger-head, i got`s a job for you, get over here and stop being a bum.
(popeye and wimpy, in real life)
"Smile you Son of a Cheeseburger"
-Jaws
"I love it, I give you 30 million dollars and you give me this little Cheeseburger" - Blow
: Fuzzum February 27, 2012, 01:50:19 -07:00
"I love it, I give you 30 million dollars and you give me this little Cheeseburger" - Blow
LOL's Would never thought of that XD
ya i was watching it and reading this at the same time and then bam that part came on and OMG PERFECT!
Oh, yes! I've always wanted to date a cheeseburger. Ooh, the darker meats.... - Mongrels Season 1, Episode 4
Frank T. Hopkins: "C'mon little cheeseburger. Checkout time. Yeah."-Hidalgo
Jerry: "But i Dont want to be a Cheeseburger" - Puffy shirt ep. and when he had the Cowboy boots.