;D lol we all have heard some pretty cheesey pick up lines in our life time ... so tell me some of them!
ill go first
I lost my phone number ... can i have yours? :P
.... ummm you lost your number? oh ok I guess i can take your messages for you ^.^ its 778-232-4028 :P :birdy:
*talks down his number for future stalking proposes* kidding lol
Hm... "Are you tired? 'Cuz you've been running through my mind, all day..." *insert flirty, masculine voice here*
im not feeling my self today ... can i feel you? :birdy:
"Are you packing a rod or are you just glad to see me?" (Mae West)
;D love it love it love it *hugs the fox*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tXtc0mEgcs
OMG!!!!!! if there was a like button i would be pressing that now!! lol!
lol, totally, *Like*
That fursuit is looking great! Only thing that would make it look better is in a heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
wana go halfers on a baby?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
The world of the day is legs, so spread the word.
hey, i really want to go to a movie but my mommy said i cant go alone :angel:
Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
;D hay your like campbells soup! cause your MmmMMmm good! :gay:
: Unition August 06, 2010, 03:39:50 -06:00
Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
Where did you get that? that is the one I use all the time
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
...very nice, how much?
*my ass has a date with my sheets.. been thinking a bout giving my pillow a little head...!*
best normal pick up line "hello :)"
best cheesy "i must be a suiside bomber, because i'd like ta explode in you ;)"
Are you wearing space pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
IS there a keg up your bum? cause I would totally tap that!
*in a redneck voice* Hey...ya wanna fuck?
Have you met my friends Neil and Bob? I think you should get acquainted with them!
*my ass has a date with my sheets.. been thinking a bout giving my pillow a little head...!*
one lucky pillow
Does this taste like roofies to you?
Hey, my name is Pogo, wanna jump on my stick?
Hey, Come here often?
~~shadowwolf
Hello Im Mr. Dress Up.
Want to touch my tickle tunk?
: whitewolfy88 October 05, 2010, 06:57:45 -06:00
*my ass has a date with my sheets.. been thinking a bout giving my pillow a little head...!*
one lucky pillow
lol it sure is my pillow gets head every night!
*in the craziest clown voice you can muster*
"HEhehehehehee Mr. giggles, Wanna see my pocket? Aaahahaha HAA"
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"that is the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen... Do you floss?"
(native foreplay) *uses her best native vioce and nudges the person next to her and says" ehhhh.. you awake?*_quoted from dylan dimling
: FiFi January 02, 2011, 05:06:15 -07:00
(native foreplay) *uses her best native vioce and nudges the person next to her and says" ehhhh.. you awake?*_quoted from dylan dimling
*continues*. . . hey you, roll over. This won't take long. No, no, don't look at me.
I may not go down in History, But I'll go down on your friend..
Ah babushka, you is strong like horse, beautiful like bull, and smart like tractor.
8)
: Renwaldo January 04, 2011, 09:53:06 -07:00
: FiFi January 02, 2011, 05:06:15 -07:00
(native foreplay) *uses her best native vioce and nudges the person next to her and says" ehhhh.. you awake?*_quoted from dylan dimling
*continues*. . . hey you, roll over. This won't take long. No, no, don't look at me.
lol!!!!
: Renwaldo January 04, 2011, 09:53:06 -07:00
: FiFi January 02, 2011, 05:06:15 -07:00
(native foreplay) *uses her best native vioce and nudges the person next to her and says" ehhhh.. you awake?*_quoted from dylan dimling
*continues*. . . hey you, roll over. This won't take long. No, no, don't look at me.
*round 2* ehhhh.. you still a wake?- qouted agian from dylan dimeling
"Hey, you look like a slut, wanna bang?"
Is that a sausage in yer sporran, or are ye just happy me see me?
COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!
nerdy cheesy one* hey, lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide some cells so we can multiply :birdy:
This isn't really a pick-up line, but it's in the vein of funny nerdy jokes.
(yeah, I'm a dork Xb)
solve for X:
9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
nerdier? ...all your ass are belong to me!
Fatality lives on O.o
guy walks up to a woman protester and asks, what`s your sign?