I saw this on another forum and I want to start one here.
All you have to do is fill in the blank. "You can't _______ in fursuit."
So mine is.
You can't scuba dive in fursuit.
you cant bomb a hill in a fursuit
You can't sunbathe in a fursuit.
You can't fight the reds in a fursuit.
The worst thing you can't do? Type.
: Unition January 06, 2010, 03:54:50 -07:00
The worst thing you can't do? Type.
Nah, just things you shouldn't or couldn't do in fursuit.
You can't use double sided tape in fursuit.
Try to peel off the backing, and also not get it covered in fur.
you can't do a barrel-roll and simply walk into Mordor in a fursuit :3
You can't slurp spaghetti in a fursuit.
Not without serious stains, anyway.
: Hadlock January 07, 2010, 12:01:09 -07:00
you can't do a barrel-roll and simply walk into Mordor in a fursuit :3
you can if it's an orc fursuit, lol
You cant fight a ninja in a fursuit(not for very long anyway lol)
You can't do paper mache in a fursuit
You can't fly in a fursuit. At least not now-a-days with all the security issues :police:*l ol*
You can't bake bread in a fursuit... unless you like scrubbing out flour, fur in your bread and bread dough in your fur from the kneading...
You can't get your credit card out of your wallet with a fursuit.
Too slippery and I couldn't get it.
You can't smoke in a fursuit.
Pity. >.<
: bloodredruby January 14, 2010, 11:41:20 -07:00
You can't smoke in a fursuit.
Pity. >.<
Are you kidding? You could -totally- hotbox a fursuit and have a smoke-blowing mouth! That would be AWESOME!
You can't come out of the furry closet at your sister's wedding in a fursuit.
Well, you could, but it would be messed up *lol*
you cant sit in a jury in a fursuit
You can't do open heart surgery in fursuit.
You can't snowboard in a fursuit...
Maybe you could, but your peripheral vision's too fracked up ;p
you cant stop a speeding train in a fursuit
it's too damn messy
you cant bomb the twin towers in fursuit
its already destroyed
... what to soon?
you cant catch bin laden in a fur suit.
oh wait...yes you can. just dress up like a goat.
you can't fix a computer in a fursuit
Unless you want a Zaping good time with flames and smoke.
you can't get married in fursuit
You can't scratch your nose in fursuit.
(You can get married in a fursuit. It'd be weird. You could do it.)
You can't play a flute in a fursuit. ;p
You can't use that word in fursuit! Only WE can use that word!
you cant be taken seriously in a fur suit. try it...bet you get hugs instead of being scared of
Dragons cant really fly in a fursuit xP
: Leinad February 22, 2010, 10:32:42 -07:00
Dragons cant really fly in a fursuit xP
Doesn't stop us from trying xD
: Wishful February 22, 2010, 03:06:05 -07:00
: Leinad February 22, 2010, 10:32:42 -07:00
Dragons cant really fly in a fursuit xP
Doesn't stop us from trying xD
We can fly in a fursuit... hop on a helicopter hehe but...
You can't move faster then light in a fursuit
12 fursuiters cant fit in a volkswagon :birdy:
: Leinad February 23, 2010, 05:49:25 -07:00
12 fursuiters cant fit in a volkswagon :birdy:
Hmmm, maybe in a 'Volkswagen Transporter' they could. I would be tight though. :P
You can't lick and stick a stamp on a envelope in fursuit.
If you can with out either getting the stamp stuck in your muzzle, or getting the stamp stuck to your paw. Congratulations.
You can't cross the border in a fursuit..
Well you can try, but you'll probably find it replaced by an orange jumpsuit.
: Rukario February 24, 2010, 11:30:48 -07:00
You can't cross the border in a fursuit..
Well you can try, but you'll probably find it replaced by an orange jumpsuit.
Not really S= The most they could do is take you in for questioning and doing a security strip-down check to make sure you're not hiding anything illegal in the suit. 0=
You can't text someone in a fursuit (not sure if this is a repost, lol)
You can't get a tattoo in fursuit.
You can't snap your finger in fursuit.
You can't suck face in fursuit
You can't time travel in fursuit. I mean, it's hard enough time traveling as it is without the fursuit, and suppose you wind up in the past. You'll probably get chased by the locals with spears and bows and pitchforks as they scream "KILL THE DEMON!" or something to that effect. On the other hand, you could wind up as the God of some locals and become the origins of their myths and legends. So, if you're shooting for temporal displacement, I'd say the odds of it working out to your benefit are 50/50.
You can't do anything about morning wood in fursuit (unless you have an SPH) :P
You can't give sticky, frosting-covered littles kiddies hugs in a fursuit. you cnat do it..
you cant eat pie in a fur suit :birdy:
You can't EV train an Eevee in fursuit.
you can't build rome in a day in a fursuit.
BUT...
you can make funny faces at people in a fursuit!
and they wont even know! XD
You can't tar a roof in fursuit.
Well you probably could but you will never look the same.
You can't type on an iPhone touchscreen properly in a fursuit
you cant be invisible in a fur suit.
OMG i want to go paint balling in a fur suit no one would ever see me coming, and i want to play football in a fur suit ;D would be awesome
You can't Jello wrestle in a fursuit.
~~Shadowwolf
i think you could
actually i would ;D
You can't tie string in fursuit.
You can't run without ruining the soles of your feet paws or tripping in fursuit
You can't 100% dust/clean your house in fursuit. You do and you will just be leaving fur where ever you dust/clean.
You can't be inconspicuous in a fursuit.
you could if you where at a meet maybe, i think i guy i a black suit and tie would stand out more than someone in a suit.
you can operate a touch screen nav system in a fur suit. not that anyone can operate a touch a navigation system anyways lol
4 Fursuiters cant play Super Mario War on one keyboard
you cant read in a fursuit
: Bubblez June 11, 2010, 02:29:55 -06:00
you cant read in a fursuit
You could, actually.
You can't stop the Zombie Apocalypse in fursuit.
ya that would not work so well would it
you cant open a dam pop can with a fur suit not to mention drink it
You can't get sunburnt in a fursuit
you cant fit ten cuddlers in a fur suit... :laugh:
You can't spell "fursuit" in a fursuit.
: Univaded Fox June 19, 2010, 09:27:58 -06:00
You can't get sunburnt in a fursuit
You can still burn though, I felt so sorry for the people fursuiting at AC~
You can't change your facial expression in a fursuit
You can't hide from t.v. cameras in a fursuit.
you cant suntan in it
You can't remove a thumbtack that is in a wall in fursuit.
These type.
(http://media.mydoitbest.com/imagerequest.aspx?sku=723578&size=2&warehouse=C&newsize=200)
you cant swim
You cant be inconspicuous in a fursuit.
I was going to say skydiving but that may be pretty cool.
: Bubblez August 18, 2010, 02:25:36 -06:00
you cant swim
I saw a picture, somewhere in the dark depths of the interwebz, where someone was swimming in a pool with a head on. Just a head, though, so that's cheating, but it made me think "nope, that could be done!"
You can't weld in a fursuit ... unless you like being on fire.
YOU CAN USE A SEA DOO WITH A FUR SUIT ON!!
Mai-coh on the Sea-Doo Jet Ski (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x5pLTdyaUU#ws)
: Zen September 08, 2010, 11:33:53 -06:00
: Bubblez August 18, 2010, 02:25:36 -06:00
you cant swim
I saw a picture, somewhere in the dark depths of the interwebz, where someone was swimming in a pool with a head on. Just a head, though, so that's cheating, but it made me think "nope, that could be done!"
You can't weld in a fursuit ... unless you like being on fire.
I recall seeing a video of a penguin fursuit swimming in a pool.
You can't pick up a sewing needle off the ground in fursuit.
You probably can't penspin in a fursuit.
PenSpin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvQA9YgOPM#)
its hard enough without one :c
You can't ride the skytrain and not be talked about in fursuit.
You can't go for walkies outside in a fursuit and not get hugged/punched by a drunk guy.
not even in the middle of the day in the suburbs?
You can't eat with chopsticks in a fursuit.
You can't play Warhammer in a Fursuit! The models would just stick to the fur and it would be awkward using a measuring tape in a fursuit as well >.>
You can't go to the washroom in your fursuit. It's just a no. It's not a space suit.
~~Shadowwolf
you can't eat pulled pork in a fursuit.
you'll end up crushing the bread, and just try getting the pork to your mouth. not to mention the mess
You Can't put on a Fur Suit In A Fir Suit.
cant eat goaust gum in a fur suit.. hehehe too sticky!
You can't clean out litterboxes in a fursuit. The litter would get into every cleavage and nook, not to mention the dust in the fur.
You can't Breath Space in fursuit.
you can't run a marathon in a fursuit. people pass out walking up mall stairs because of the heat for EEFFF's sake
You can't paw-pet in a fur suit. Ironically you can't fit fur suit paws into the paw-pet. :o
You can't spell in a fursuit (but you can spell fursiut)
you can't draw anything that well in a fursuit.
that video i saw from AC2010 was funny, it was an artest asked to draw while in his suit LOLOLOL
You cant fursuit in a fursuit in a fursuit.
This aint Inception
you can't not think inception was over rated in a fursuit, or any thing else.
You can't cross the highway in a fursuit.
~~shadowwolf
You can't drink tea in a fursuit. The cup handles are too small for paws. :monocle:
YOU CAN WITH A STRAW AND A LARGE COFFEE MUG!!!
You can't skinny dip in a fursuit.
No, that would kind of defeat the purpose wouldn't it?
You cannot be cross examined in a fur suit.
You could, but it would be hard to get other guy to not laugh during the whole thing.
you can't play guitar in a fursuit, you paws would be to big and the fur would muffle the sound
You can't attack policemen in a fursuit.
~~shadowwolf
Oh i bet you could, they would still kick your a** and jail you though.
You can't french kiss in a fursuit, the head would block your lips.
You can't Eat chef boyardee in a fursuit! It gets messy. :c
~~shadowwolf
YOU COULD! i just question why you would want to...
You can't use Rub A535 on yourself in a fursuit, you just can't.
You're right! ???
You can't give a sermon in a fursuit. No church would allow it. Save for the church of satan.
Alternate neo christians might let you.
You can't bathe in a fursuit, how would you scrub?!
You can't murder someone in a suit, wait yes you can.
You Can't wear glasses under a fursuit. Almost impossible. :c
~~Shadowwolf
If you modded the inside you could.
you can't get a foot rub in a fursuit, HELLO?! FAKE FOOTPAWS!
If the pads were just cloth it might be possible.
You can't mope in a fursuit. Only happy people get to suit.
The person inside could mope, but the fur would take over. we are just a means for the fursuit to move and talk, we are the energy needed for them to live, THEY ARE IN CONTROL!
You can't get a mani pedi in a fursuit. ;c Not real. Makes a good photo opp tho.
~~shadowwolf
you cant have intercourse in a fursuit. i don't care what you say! most fursuiters won't let you near their
3000$ suits with a cup of hot chocolate let alone: (Use your imagination here, if you came up with honey; good job!).
You can't foot brake on a skateboard in a fursuit. Well you could but it would shred the foot paw and you would need to make a new one :c
You can't finger paint in fursuit. :c
~~Shadowwolf
you can't effectively give somebody the evil eye in a fursuit.
you can't attach thread to a needle while in a fursuit.
you can't make the fursuit you're wearing in a fursuit.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
You can't kiss someone in a fursuit. :c
~~shadowwolf
i already made that point >:(
*hugs* its ok.
you can't check your face for zits in a fursuit.
you can't be a cannibal in a fursuit.
~~shadowwolf
: Brittany-shadowwolf February 25, 2011, 12:32:26 -07:00
you can't be a cannibal in a fursuit.
~~shadowwolf
you could... you would need to wait to take it off to eat people but you could BE a canabal in one.
You can't be an iconic slasher villan in a fursuit.
You can't cut your wrists in fursuit without ruining the fursuit.
~~shadowwolf
: Brittany-shadowwolf February 25, 2011, 02:32:03 -07:00
You can't cut your wrists in fursuit without ruining the fursuit.
~~shadowwolf
Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't give EmoFox ideas!!
You can't wash behind your REAL ears in a fursuit
You can't wear a fursuit in a fursuit
: Nayr March 05, 2011, 02:45:55 -07:00
You can't wear a fursuit in a fursuit
you can't be anything but a furry in a fursuit.
You (probably) can't pick up change in a fursuit.
(I don't really know. But I was trying to think of small things that would be tough to touch or pick up.)
you can't digivolve in a fursuit!
You can't smoke in a fursuit.
For many reasons...and you know all them, right?
you can't join the military in a fursuit, they would laugh and tell you to go away.
You can't use jewelers screwdrivers in a fursuit.
You can't be the Top Gear's Stig in a fursuit.
you can't change your oil in a fursuit, fur stains to easly
You can't get bit by a mosquito in fursuit *ouch*
you cant SEE!!! in a fur suit
you cannot open doors easily (if at all) if your in a my little pony suit.
You can't para-glide in a fursuit.
you cant eat delicate foods
You can't hold your favourite porcelain statue of a wolf furry while in a fursuit.
you cant or more you dont want to run on a tred mill in a fur suit
you cannot effectively make a sand castle in a fursiut.
you can't work a zipper in a fursuit
PS. Get me out of this thing! I've been stuck in it for days!! (jk)
You can't wear sunglasses in a fursuit, seen people try, didn't work without custom made ones LOL.
also
: Naq Ryba January 01, 2012, 05:41:07 -07:00
you can't work a zipper in a fursuit
PS. Get me out of this thing! I've been stuck in it for days!! (jk)
I think thats a TF fantasy...
you cant get a tan in a fursuit.
: Lt ReiStark January 02, 2012, 08:09:34 -07:00
: Naq Ryba January 01, 2012, 05:41:07 -07:00
you can't work a zipper in a fursuit
PS. Get me out of this thing! I've been stuck in it for days!! (jk)
I think that's a TF fantasy...
well that's the last time I try to be funny.
You can't get dental work done in a fursuit.
: Naq Ryba January 03, 2012, 07:45:25 -07:00
well that's the last time I try to be funny.
It was funny, thats why I made a second joke relevant to yours.
you can't grease your wheel bearings in a fursuit (not meant to sound dirty) >.>
: Lt ReiStark January 04, 2012, 11:20:41 -07:00
It was funny, thats why I made a second joke relevant to yours.
sry. I must have misinterpreted >.<
You cant (REALLY DON'T WANT TO) change the oil on a low car in a fur suit
repairing a small watch while in a full fursiut.
and remember beings, in the thread header, it is spelled fursiut.
You cant drive a Robin Reliant in a fur suit (or you really just wouldn't want to)
: Icey Dominus January 07, 2012, 11:04:12 -07:00
You cant drive a Robin Reliant in a fur suit (or you really just wouldn't want to)
Heh heh, though you will be well padded when it does roll over.
You can't swim with out gaining a lot of weight in fursuit.
You can't drink anything without a straw in a fursuit! (if at all..) :-3
you can't get a physical in a fursuit (though it might be interesting so see the doctors reaction)
You can't play with Lego in a fursuit... unless you're remarkably talented...
you cant text on a black berry in fur suit yunno of the older one's with the TINY BUTTONS!
You can't throw up in a fursuit after drinking too much.
That would just ruin it. U_U
: Wolfgirl January 09, 2012, 11:16:48 -07:00
You can't play with Lego in a fursuit... unless you're remarkably talented...
oh yeah, just watch me.
stand on one`s head spitting out wooden nickels for more than an hour.
: professor whovianart January 10, 2012, 06:42:41 -07:00
oh yeah, just watch me.
stand on one`s head spitting out wooden nickels for more than an hour.
I do believe I shall take you up on that offer! O_O
You can't not get stared at in a fursuit
i agree on the staring thing, unless one wears a very revealing fursuit.
: professor whovianart January 10, 2012, 06:42:41 -07:00
oh yeah, just watch me.
stand on one`s head spitting out wooden nickels for more than an hour.
uhm... oops, i forgot to add "you cannot" to the wood spitting thing.
so again for the furst time:
'you cannot' stand on one`s head spitting out wooden nickels for more than an hour.
and no, i`m not backpedaling, that`s an whole other activity.
you cant swim in a fursuit
you can't sculpt with clay in a fursuit (the fur would just get nasty >.<)
You cant smoke properly in a fur suit
not that I smoke I just dont think it would be easy
You can't change out the fuel rods in a nuclear reactor in a fursuit.
You can't divide by zero in a fursuit.
You cant take a mud bath in a fursuit.
Well you probably could, but it would be incredibly gross. Not to mention a tragic end to your fursuit D:
You can't get your passport photo in a fursuit.
You can't take a criminal mugshot in a fursuit.
you can't jizz in a fursuit.... oh wait....
you can't base jump in a fursuit
you cant pay sir duke in a fursuit *kinda hard to get an instrument to your mouth
you can`t lick your fursuit face in fursuit. (though you could lick the inside, 'ewe')
you can't kiss in a fursuit. Though i guess you could pretend kiss by pressing your fuzzy suit lips against the other person's.
And it naturally follows that you can't French kiss in a fursuit.
you can't effectively Video Game in fursuit. (tryed. I go my tail handed to me over and over >.>)
you can't clean your bathroom in a fursuit(or really wouldn't want to)
You can't "Work in a Transfer station" in fursuit. (Not unless you are choicing to throw it out after.)
You can't knead bread in a fursuit... could you imagine how furry the bread would be if you did?! ew...
You can't go in the pool in your fursuit.
Wait, No, Don't do it. Don't Do It! Stop Stop!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voYpMZknxwM
That did happen.
Canadian Fursuit Cleaning (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKjYSySV00w#ws)
8)
: Tef April 04, 2012, 04:25:15 -06:00
That did happen.
8)
LOL I remember that. XD
No two fursuits are made the same, but wouldn't that destroy a lot of the glue or adhesive in the head mostly?
Probably, might cause mildew to grow in the foam parts too, if it has foam parts.
You can't go to a job interview in a fursuit. Unless your trying to become a mascot maybe